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VENTING

A reasonable level of gatekeeping is a good thing and I'm tired of people saying it's not! Everything doesn't have to be for everyone! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Problems thread

Why are you sad? What are your troubles?
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Anyone else struggle with not being extremely off-putting in conversations? I feel like I'm constantly saying the wrong thing, or I crack jokes and then I just *feel* the atmosphere in the room darken. I legit can never tell when I'm being affable or disturbing, but I have noticed that people often avoid talking to me.
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Group screaming thread

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hello?
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When was the last time you was in love?
I mean butterflies in your stomach and all that weird stuff.
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Face Thread

Post your mugshot here sushi.
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kcroat
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what is a nigga
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feelin W I D E
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Transhumanism is shit. Uploading ones self to a computer will leave them open to control by megacorps and shit. Swapping your robust human body parts for "superior" robot parts will leave you to get shut down for having thoughtcrimes against your government or glorious corporate overlords.
>but what about muh open source?
even if an open source team were good enough to connect parts to your nervous system how the hell would that be secure or safe?
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I wanted to post this on /superhell/ as to not rain on anyone parade but it was locked.
I can't be the only one who fucking despises this disingenuous "wholesomeness" on altchans such as this site
This fake facade is what I go to IBs to escape from yet there are people who actually enjoy pretending not to hate how everyone acts like to get along with each other
I hate both myself and other sushis (fuck that filter by the way) and I don't see any point in sugarcoating that fact
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Auto banning system on 4chan banned me for trying to post "banned text" consisting of only covid related links.

I posted in a relatively dead vaccine injury general. /VIG/. Sorry canada bro unless you were a baiting mod.
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8moe is down for me.
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I just wanted to post some stuff I've been thinking about chans. There's no special point I'm arguing.

As far as I am concerned 8ch has been taken over and destroyed. I was just looking at some screenshots of some older 8ch stuff today: that whole story about the bank robber, people having fun with copypaste before racequeen, all the fan art about nomads travelling from 4chan and rebuilding. It was nice to remember back and think about what a good run we had. I feel like none of the new alt-alt chans have any hope of being close to what 8ch was and that's a shame.
More than that thought I'm starting to feel like the imageboard medium is a dead end. I asked myself what do you even get, today, out of an imageboard that you don't on reddit or something else. They're heavily censored these days, I find that the mods on these create-your-own-board sites really abuse their positions and remove far more than they should.
Maybe it's wrong to focus so much on the free speech aspect, the main purpose of chans is to free people by removing the assocation of their post from their identity. That is the key. What do we gain from that? Frustratingly a great deal of noise and incessant meme posts is one of the results. It's too easy to drag down the level of discussion.
The cultures are often based on paranoia and distrust to the point that spending too much time on a chan can leave you unable to interact and integrate with non-chan people. Not to ignore the enojable side of it: all kinds of chaos, fun. a place to learn about extremes thaht you would never normally see (gore, fetishes, horror stories, …). but I see the creation of OC drying up. Memes used to churn around pretty regularly, but now how long as pepe the frog been going? Also the weird meta-awareness and understanding of memes and propogation has created a weird new irony to everything. The innocent playfulness has been lost.
What would you like to see in the future? How can be change the medium itself to enable better more creative communities to form?

Some interesting articles on chan culture (got any more to share?)
- http://kazerad.tumblr.com/post/96020280368/faceless-together
- http://thebaffler.com/salvos/new-man-4chan-nagle
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Spartchan GET

wew how yeems doin death to ohio
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Why aren't you on a vpn?

A vpn keeps you sushi rollymous on the internet.
It bypasses any school, home, office or country blocker.
It keep you un-banned from any website.
It keeps the government from spying on your internet activity.
It allows you to view region locked content from anywhere in the world.

If you like your freedom, I suggest you get a vpn http://sushi rollyourself.club
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Gods Goddess Entities Archetypes

Since we are here at hell anyway why don't we talk about God or Gods and such? They don't even have to be real, they can be higher archetypes you identify with or interacted with somehow, I'm not really pagan either, or anything at all.

What Gods have you met or interacted with? Or what higher archetypes have you explored in your mind or identified with?

I have always been avid about the west past and present collective conciouness, even if it's about exploring the east and even if it's exploring the east via west lens via the internet culture. Recently i took hold of my life again and this Éris Goddess just keep taking me everywhere and distorting my world and paradigmas non-stop, Its been the most chaotic fun i had in my life even if it's quite rough. It was all a ride from Her to the dual and non dual of existence and it was pretty neat. Biggest God experience a friend of my had was first talking to Ganesha while tripping on ayuhaska or other friends that met God throught their Anima either on rituals, DXM or LSD, others just connect by more collective methods like neopaganism or even throught themselves like Absurdism or Nihilism. Other people relate experiences about Gods or archetypes along identification or synchronicity. There are even talks with ideas of monotheistic Gods, coming in form of a Father God of all or Mother God of All or even Gf of universe. I just want to have fun talking to you guys and see what comes out.
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WHEN YOU SEE IT
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Conspiracy to cheer up and accompany people

People are being hugged,kissed,held,smiled,loved,nights out,costumes,appreciated,company,talked,cleaned and pleasured by nurses,friends,bunnies,school girls,teachers,siblings,pilots,sukeban,monsters and robots. Hands up shirts, breathing on faces, hands and bodies being pressed onto people. Love and happiness.
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にゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃー

In Germany ninjas are called Nin-nyaa :3
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has anyone ever had a fake internet gf/bf?

so basically the idea is to have someone there who will listen to you complain about your dumb problems and comfort you and watch 90's anime with you on discord, but you'll never get to meet irl or know each other in dept.
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This is nice board
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LOOK AT THIS FUNNY DRAGON!!!
LOOK AT HER!!!
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DEAD BOARD DEAD BOARD DEAD BARD
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suddenly gay

This is a weird one, sushi rolls. For my whole life I've only been attracted to girls, but the other day as I was going through bad music from childhood I ended up on one of those terrible boybands meant to seduce little girls, the main singer was warbling some shit about love and suddenly for no reason I just fell for him really hard. I watched many more of their videos (cringing at myself immensely but I kinda liked it), thought "that was weird" and went to bed. Ever since then though I've been fantasising constantly about boys and kissing them and dating them. Seeing my friend soon and I'm scared I'll act really weird because now I have a crush on him I guess. Just wondering if any sushi rolls have experience with this? I don't want to feel like this anymore, if you can help me not be gay by sunday you will have my eternal gratitude.
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SO BASED
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i am full of ANGER
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Cracky-chan

Is this board pro-Cracky or anti-Cracky?
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DEAD BOARD

DEAD BOARD
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>>>/otaku/2298
I'd only agree if the slogan was the only substantial part of the message, with little or no meaningful content framing it, or if it was intended to be incendiary.
I think the post was sufficiently framed, it provided enough of their opinion on a relevant topic that a little slogan like that can easily be glossed over if you don't wanna read it. The post stands sufficiently on its own, it's not some "cancerous" shitpost as you seem to imply. Thinking that it is, or thinking that it's a slippery slope, is overly reactive. Please don't focus on this one negative component and discount all the other stuff - it was just meant to be a simple comfy nicepost about an anime they liked that brought up a topic they support. It was a slogan, said in a context appropriate for the thread, understated and in moderation.

Also blanket approaches >>>/otaku/2294 are the worst attitude to have when you're trying to discuss any media. That was the one I had the most gripe with when I made that post. I'm only really advocating for a lax attitude towards this, something that demands a modicum of moderation from the poster and modicum of tolerance from the read. i.e. take it easy.

I'd say if things are so highly strung that:
>grrr no politics at all
is the prevalent opinion, then it's just as shit as all the other boards that vomit politics, just on another vector.
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Kpop Hell

Kpg refugees welcome. A continuation of our culture. Discuss the absolute hell that is Korean Pop Music, it's creepy fandoms and general insanity.
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Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
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What is this sex position called?

This is a position I would often see when I used to consume porn. The woman is on her back with her legs back such that her thighs are next to her abdomen and her calves are in the air and the man assumes a specific position where his feet are planted on the ground, the very same ground that the woman's back is on and he then penetrates her whilst assuming a position similar to something like a squat. Whilst in this pseudo-squat position, he is also leaning forward for support.
This isn't merely the missionary position with the legs being propped up as a variation because the man's feet are planted on the ground. The pseudo-squat I think is a unique enough characteristic for this position to have its own name.
I myself am tempted to call it "frogging" because of the similarity of the man's position and the posture a man would assume when he wishes to jump whilst imitating a frog. In a sentence, one might say that a man likes to "frog" his woman.

I hope nobody is enticed by this image I've created. :)

Does anyone know the name of this position?
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Good Advice

What advice would you give your 16-year-old self?
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Haibane renmei has some of the best art at least personally.
I like how bleak it feels.
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this is nice site
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Mental Health and Pharma

Post whatever you want to share on mental health and use of meds or knowledge on subject with us here sushi.

Most of what i have learned on it is that there is no right answer and that your life is exactly how you take it, the entire world is only what you are capable of perceiving and acknowledging, so the meaning of your life is up for you to paint. That is just one of the interpretations of it i guess. Other than that, its been fun studying about the pharmacology of those meds in general.
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You ever just want to shoot people?
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boy problems

How come people commit into relashionships and later find out maybe you're not so sure about all the promises you made? I feel hurt for how much the human heart is warped sometimes.
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Let's talk about poverty

Minimum wage isn't enough to cover the cost of living in America. There are currently 870,000 people in America who make minimum wage. That doesn't even count people who are working under the table, paid less than what people say on the books, people who don't pay taxes, undocumented workers, people who are paid barely above minimum wage (but still don't earn enough), etc.

Companies paying employees less than the cost of living costs taxpayers because then they have to support programs like foodstamps/EBT/etc. And many people voluntarily put money into soup kitchens or food pantries for poor people. But instead of getting mad at the companies that don't pay people enough to get by, the average person gets mad at the poor working class, who, despite working, don't make enough to make ends meet.

The American Dream used to be having a 2 story house, a wife, 2-3 kids, a dog, a car, and a picket fence. Now? The American dream is being able to pay rent and not starve.
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FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!

>/hell/ has discussion
WAHT THE FUCK
JUST
LIKE
SHITPOST

So I can't wait for winter to come. Everything will be slippery and the homeless will freeze to death. Ever wonder how the nordic countries have so few homeless people?
Also there will be ice fairies. Just like last year. For sure. Mhm.

Secret handshake out

ps I keep reading the new topic button as new york
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I request your council

Should I go commando? Why or why not? I can only think of positives (easy on the balls, have to do less laundry).
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dog missile
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I miss lizch so fuggin much bros
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Would you smash this?
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Why do i feel this sense of impending doom? i think ive gotten things figured out and i can clearly see what i need to do to live a good life, but i feel with every step i take, with every month that passes, with every changing season, im only awaiting a brutal revaluation bound to happen in my lifes time. Like a day of judgement, a day that breaks all logic and bends reality. the answer to all the problems that life has.

I feel like im going to meet god. Like we are going to meet god, and transcend into a higher being.

Am i crazy sushirolls? does anyone else feel it?
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im really in hell
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My infinities were killt.
Rip.
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I have eaten all the sushi and now have enlarged.
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All glories to Lord Bune, the Duke! I praise his name, Bune!

Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
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Sargon of Akkad general

How are you doing my fellow kekerinos, dont forget about our 20 year plan to save western civilization with frog memes, lets own the libs by destroying UKIP brothers, for liberalism!
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What other sushi rollymous imageboard sites do you frequent?
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favorite shoes from Japan?

or barefoot? This site has jeffrey campbell shoes, which are actually a kind of art deco high heel

shoeii.com
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The tranny experience

I have major gender dysphoria and its certainly a drag on life, and I just want to rant about it, and you guys are all nice (oh yeah so fair warning this is just me going on about my problems, also this may be really long and I don't know if there's a character limit so this may be multiple parts).

I'm just never going to look or feel right, I don't think. Because I just happened to be born with this mental illness. As a kid, I always liked to imagine myself as a girl for some reason. In internet circles I'd pretend I was a girl, for no real reason other then preference. It wasn't like I was doing it for kicks, saying I was a guy after flirting with someone, i really just liked being a girl instead. I lived in a pretty liberal area, so I found out about trannies by middle school, and by age 14 i was pretty sure I was one. Unfortunately, I was a very early bloomer, and puberty hit me really hard. I was 5'10" at 14 and only kept growing, grew facial hair in middle school, broad shoulders, square jaw, everything. And I hated it as much then as I did now. I grew my hair out and to this day have real nice hair with perfect curls but that was kind of the end of things I actually liked about myself. With my frame, nobody ever really mistook me for a girl, even from behind. Guy friends I had that were super short or just feminine in general got mistaken for girls without even trying or wanting to and I felt really jealous. When I was 15 I started having friends call me "Abby" online and told them about some of this. I started getting that feeling of "being a women trapped in a man's body" people talk about as opposed to "being a man that want to be a woman," a change you don't really notice until it happens. That felt pretty nice. Every now and then, when I was home alone, I'd sneak into my sister's room and wear her clothes and look in the mirror for a while. I stopped because it felt like I was doing something perverted even though I wasn't attracted to women (more on that later), but it felt nice to take pictures of myself in dresses, even though I deleted them afterwards. but…yea. I just really hated being a man. Sometimes I would curl up and stare at all the hair on my legs and nearly have a breakdown over that.(Part 1/?)
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obligatory body text just to post this image with text
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Shitty Normies Bullshit Sorry

Tfw a friend induces bad feels

>getting drinks with friend

>starts talking about this grill I used to be friends with and had a huge crush on
>they're still friends
>been 2 years and I'm over it but avoid her like the plague
>"yeah she got back with her ex. I know you two will end up married though once you're both done being idiots."

My question is, is this the kind of opinion that normal people feel comfortable voicing? It seems completely over the line to me and really headfucked me.

Also pls delete thread if annoying social bullshit isn't allowed
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GROUP POOPING THREAD
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Dreams

Let's have a thread about dreams and anything pertaining to dreams. I don't really think my post plays well with comfy vibe of this imageboard, so I decided to make this thread here.

I usually don't remember my dreams, and in a rare occasion that I do, I tend to quickly write them down and reflect on what I've seen throughout the dream. Below, I'll be talking about one of those rare occasions, the dream I had this morning right before I woke up.
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I was wandering around all by myself in a cold, foreign country far, far away. As I was passing through an empty street, accompanied only by the humming wind, I stopped in front of big, run-down building that seemed like it was abandoned at least 50 years ago. It looked like it was made to hold conferences and exhibitions, but since then only it’s gray walls could stand to the test of time. There were graffitis in the entrance that were made really recently in my native language, inviting me inside. So I walked in, the interior was as old as it seemed it would look like from the outside, and there was this tunnel that went straight to the underground. I didn’t think twice about jumping in.

As I was falling down, the forces that was pulling me down started shifting around. Each tunnel had its own unique gravitational field with differing direction and strength. Some were powerful enough to slam me into a wall, others were so weak that I could float around. And as I was navigating these narrow tunnels, I ‘fell’ back up one more time and smashed through a transparent forcefield to enter a fancy, giant hall full of people partying around. There were this really big ship next to a wall, surrounded by people having a great time. I could see them laughing, but I couldn’t hear anything.

In that moment, I didn’t really know why, instinctively, without a specific goal in mind, I ran up some stairs, look a turn right to land on the ship deck, quickly jumped around the fence as I screamed to everyone below to get away. I was going to jump. I was going to jump but I didn’t want to see any of them get hurt.

Except for a small group of people, everyone ran away. As I was looking at the nearly empty floor from up above, holding the fence with only one hand, I thought I was too close to the ground and I would just cripple myself if I fell from that height. So I changed my mind, and decided to get off of the ship. As I was walking away, I heard someone behind me asking, ‘should we go after him?’ and his friend replied ‘no, just let him go away’. At that moment I started running, jumped through the forcefield and found myself in that maze of tunnels once again.

I wasn’t really thinking about where I was heading, and honestly, I didn’t really care at that moment. All I wanted was to get away from there. For a while, I wandered around the maze, and found myself right back in front of that first tunnel. I turned around, and as I was walking away through the mossy garden, I wanted to take a look at the building once more. Certainly, this place looked like nobody has stepped a foot in there for a really long time.
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christian and the hedgehog boys is the best band
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Is there anyone 30+ years old that lurks or posts here? I've been wondering a weird question. When is the best time in your life to stop masturbating? I'm almost 28 years old and I'm wondering if I'm seriously going to mess up the functionality of my dick. I've never had any problems getting an erection and ejaculating. I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12. I'm also wondering if there's a moral point or obligation to just stop masturbating due to being "too old"? I've even recently started watching old Hentai, not as fapping material but simply to enjoy it as an "anime" series but with sex. I get a lot of enjoyment watching ecchi and what some would call "borderline hentai". Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai? I'm just really confused on the entire topic to be honest.
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IQ Tests, Intelligence, and Other Such Shit

I have recently become unemployed and the jobs I have received calls back from during my new job search are asking me to take these cognitive ability tests.

As a kid, I achieved remarkable scores on some standard IQ tests, making me qualified for some "gifted" classes. Today, I can barely sustain the attention necessary to follow a set of instructions, let alone complete these intelligence tests.

I was wondering why people issue these tests, what merit they actually have, and how much preparation plays a factor in these types of tests.

I'm asking because if they are true, I guess I'm retarded.
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HOT DOG

HOT DOG
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manko
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GUYS WTF DID MOOT REALLY SAY THIS
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Type 4 Ho-Ro war record translation

What better way to start the sushigirl years of my translation career than with a gritty war record?

As promised, at long last, a translation that I've been procrastinating on since around December last year. It details the desperate struggles of the imperial japanese forces in the Philippines, from the perspective of a soldier with the type 4 HoRo self-propelled artillery squad. Or regiment.

Some information, such as ranks and the correct pronunciation of names mentioned may be incorrect. I spent some time trying to find information on names, but definitely couldn't be bothered to look for information on ranks. The closest thing to this I translated is Akitsu Maru Kazwistika so give me a break… I transcribed all the text in these images and took note of terms/ranks/names/locations and what names I used for them. I will share that, along with the full transcription.

For now, though, I'll focus on posting the translation. But before that, a little context.

The battle of the philippine sea happened around June 1944. The result was an irrecoverable crippling of the imperial japanese army. Anyone even remotely familiar with kancolle will recognize a ton of names of imperial japanese navy ships lost in this battle, considered the biggest naval battle in history.

The outcome of the battle of the philippine sea meant loss of naval power projection of the imperial japanese forces, with air operations greatly limited to the range of japanese-controlled airfields. What's written in these pages concerns the defence of one such airfield.

So if you're wondering things like "how come they didn't get any more reinforcements?" then now you know.

That's as much as I bothered to web search. On with the translation.
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I-I hope you're mildly inconvienced t-today!
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KA KA
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bored of otaku culture

a few years ago i was pretty into anime. i had figurines and posters, and had the patience to keep up with airing stuff too. but since around 2013 i just haven't really had the patience to watch anime anymore. i tried going back to a show i really liked, haibane renmei, but this time the flaws of the show (i.e. the second half) really stood out to me a lot more.

and while i still really like manga, i feel like i dont have the same high opinion of the industry as a whole. i'm not one of those miyazaki type anti-moe snobs. i actually really like a lot of cute SoL stuff, but i feel like a lot of the stuff i read nowadays is more entertaining than artistically profound. could a work as good as YKK come out in today's environment? i like the mangaka's new stuff like Kotonoba Drive, but it seems so rare nowadays. maybe it's just not being scanlated. even stuff that is a bit deeper like shojo shumatsu ryoko seems like yuribait.

i get that there has always been low quality trash. maybe it was always this way, and it just took me this long to realise it.

or maybe i'm just being a hipster, now that anime is a bit more mainstream than it used to be.

i suppose its natural that tastes and values change over time, but it's a bit sad when i realise how much time i poured into this interest. did i really waste all this time on something so trite? i'm at the point where i can't remember what drew me to it in the first place.

anyone else had any similar experiences?
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birdie
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do the secret boards still exist?
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snowflake for a friend who went completely straight

HOOPLA
your beauty she took
your poetry she sucked out
your madness she purged
for she said she'd take your child
and now you are hollow
you call yourself a warrior, but
who needs hollow men?
she'll leave you hollow
she'll leave you
who needs hollow men?
but, you call yourself a warrior
now you are hollow and
she'd take your child for
she said she'd purge your madness
she sucked out your poetry
she took your beauty
HOOPLA
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yes he is a he, but he could as well be a she. but he's not, and that's a good thing. i don't care anymore. i used to, but i don't anymore. i don't have the capacity to imagine anything beyond what's been provided. the framework he's provided is a feminine abstraction, a silhouette. but i know it's not true. then again, i don't care. i used to, but not anymore. this feminine silhouette is as fake as he is. because, as far as i know, even He could be fake. that actually worries me. not as much as it used to, but it still does. i don't even know if he is real. he could be. i'm trying to find out, slowly, the same way i tried to find out if he is a he or a she, or a he trying to come off as she. that i ended up finding out. but what good does it do if i don't even know if he's real. that's what i'm trying to uncover now. it might take some work. i hope i manage to. give me a couple of weeks, maybe. facades are paper-thin, they always crack under pressure, over time. His facade is paper-thin, i can see right through his cold demeanor.
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fishe
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elmo frem /s4s/ wii lub u

HAHAHA I STRIKE AGAIN!!!
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Thread for posting what you had for lunch. I had a breakfast burrito with tots and iced coffee.
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I made a video about soy

https://youtu.be/rcrQ5Ev8U98
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soypsy browndady
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There is sauce on the floor. What you gonna do? Act like an idiot? Hide under a blanket and pray to the spaghetti monster for have mercy and meat balls? Roll around barking like a dog in hope someone will put a leash onto you, so you don't have to bear with your freedom anymore?

NO!

You gonna grip that shit and squeeze your lips after a bite in a lemon! This is you time to shine, baby. Get fuck up and kick that angst in the nut sack!
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apt-get –joacim lovedeluxe && cowsay ":^)"
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Drinking

I'm starting to understand why I drink so much. It's not just for fun or for the hell of it. I'm self-medicating for anxiety and depression. I know this isn't a permanent solution, but I don't know what else to do to cope.
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ctgfhnjrfh
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hello is this a normie board?

do you guys have friends outside the internet or anything like that? if so:

go hug yourselves normies
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1979


the first youtube video was released 02/16/2005, but what nobody knew was that it was a murder that happened in 1979.
-the amateur video shows moments before the murder of 3 girls by the man who was singing along with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wqBIOVPfg&t=116s
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Why does it feel like in the English speaking internet everyone take your words as an attack on their hobbies/personalities and instantly start being passive aggressive towards whatever it is you're saying?
Have you noticed the same? How do you deal with this phenomena?
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Why did the bean get homesick?
Because it missed its 豆.
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what the fuck? why was my thread deleted? that was perfect /hell/ material. also since when is seisatsu the owner? what happened to my boy itamae-san?
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is this where ntr belongs
R: 0 / I: 0

Baby oil

Is Greece just Grease?
https://youtu.be/RebzXHURpH0
R: 9 / I: 6
THIS IS BAD BOARD
R: 1 / I: 0

Welcome to Ouch! burger, how may I take your Ouch!?

Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!
R: 20 / I: 7
this is the official ylilauta embassy on Sushigirl! warm welcome to all!
R: 1 / I: 0

EPPIKK TROL GNG

HAAHAAHAAHAAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAAHAH WE R TGE EPPIKKK TROLLE AARMY

WE R GUNA TROLLLW THE SHEET OUTUA THEE INNTRNT
R: 46 / I: 4

Incel thread

Are you an incel? If not, what do you think about incels?
R: 1 / I: 1
why was it suspended out of interest?
R: 2 / I: 0

I can smell the gay in here

An imageboard's heart of it all is it's very own random content, if the random content is gay, the rest of the place can also be condoned as gay.
Sorry
R: 2 / I: 0

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)( ̄3 ̄)
R: 1 / I: 0

Bara no Hanabira

A girl who has been suffering from a disease that was sent out by her father is loneliness. She is trying to find solace in the hospital, but things are always about the opposite. In the first episode of this anime I watched a movie titled "Hokuryo Sudo", and even though the original ending was quite good and the characters were all likable, there was just no way that the second season could have been a better show. After all, this is a show based out of a movie theater. A movie theater is an environment where people go for the movies. It's not a good environment because you're not allowed to go in, the theater is all-night. After all, the people who go to the theater are the people who are playing the role of the audience. The movie is very much like any other anime when it comes to music. For this anime, all the characters are in different genres that are all different. Some are more different, some are more different, but their voices and personality are all the same. There are an endless number of ways to look at the characters, which is why they're so different. They're not really there to represent the real life, they're there to represent this kind of life we have in our reality as people. Their voices are all about the characters, not just something you hear in the real world. The only things that are not true about this show at all is its story line, because everything is based around the characters that are based on some kind of real life, this person living in a real life as a normal human being who has this kind of life and is in this world. The entire thing is based entirely around their personalities and their interactions, and they are made to behave completely different than ordinary people. These are all different things, yet these people can't really be seen in the very real world, and that is why the show is so completely ridiculous. If this show had some more realistic approach, then it would be something that I would want to see more of in this medium. It's a show that uses realistic and realistic people, something that's also used in a lot of anime. But this does nothing more than create a world where people go for the stories based on these characters without even getting to the actual reality of actual people. This is what made all the characters different from other live action anime, that people like for more like realistic or realistic. The show is so bad that even "Shou Yuuki is not a real person" would be considered an improvement, so no matter how it was made by other people, it was still so awful. I can only say that this show is so bad that people still)
R: 1 / I: 0

Invite people here

So I need some new members for my Discord server.
And here's the link https://discord.gg/hKFcWxc.
And also invite other people for your other stuff here. Stay safe.
R: 9 / I: 2
I think I'm schizophrenic
R: 10 / I: 6
THIS IS A /hell/HOUND BOARD NOW

WAN!
R: 78 / I: 15

Analysis of a bad meme

the NPC meme is just a millennial/zoomer rebranding of solipsism, also it shows a lack of empathy

it's easier to call someone an NPC than it is to try and understand that they have a unique perspective and their own life experiences and that they're just as valid of a person as you are
R: 1 / I: 1

loaded

R: 9 / I: 3
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R: 1 / I: 0
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
oh my darling, Sushi Girl!
You're so comfy, you're so comfy,
you're so comfy, Sushi Girl!
R: 8 / I: 3
I regret becoming a programmer. I should've chosen to be a park ranger or something instead. Too much time in front of a screen is bad for you. But it's too late to change now.
R: 4 / I: 4
In this thread I shall assemble some big ABC's and some little abc's. I shall not do so to present evidence to prove a point, but rather I shall prove that I do not wish to prove a point.

I destroy the drawers of the brain, and those of social organisation: to sow demoralisation everywhere, and throw heaven's hand into hell, hell's eyes into heaven, lto reinstate the fertile wheel of a universal circus in the Powers of reality, and the fantasy of every individual.
R: 5 / I: 0
sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan

spent two racks on a new game
mai waifu luh do cocaine
R: 15 / I: 0
It's October. Let's talk about uncomfy, creepy experiences. Just today, I was at the grocery store with my grandma and this man starts asking me if I was racist and telling that I seem like a "cool guy" and he tries to separate me from my kinda slow walking and in pain grandma telling me that someone from Texas didn't have enough money for gas and that we should go together to get money for this guy from the ATM. This guy was super sketchy and I walked away back to my party, paid for our food and got the fuck out of there. I've been kinda on edge for the rest of the day. I'm fine with helping people within reason but the way he was trying to get me alone was horrible. What was truly scary was the fact that I'm sure he picked me because I looked weak, stupid, and easily to fool plus he talked about how the world is full of nothing but selfish people and I should donate money randomly because "God will pay you back" or whatever.

I hope no one else fell for his tricks. And on the very low chance there was a Texas man with no money and stranded near the store, I hope he is okay. Fuck scammers though.
R: 8 / I: 1

Roommate Issues

My roommate is accusing me of conspiring against him, even though I'm not. What should I do?

Here's the thing: he smokes weed. I do not give a shit that he smokes weed. I don't snitch on people for something like smoking weed. I overheard him saying he thinks I am trying to get him caught. He mentioned that he thinks I am scattering ashes somewhere (what?), sending him a letter (it sounded like scam mail, but he's blaming me for it), etc.

I have had a lot of roommates before, but none of them have ever been paranoid like this.

Also: he didn't say this stuff to my face. I am kind of shy and anxious so I don't really talk to people much, except when it's really necessary. I just overhead him complaining about me.
R: 5 / I: 0

Strokes

Air bubbles and dissolved air in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people.Strokes and deaths.
R: 8 / I: 3
merorin was here, you guys are california rolls
R: 8 / I: 3
WAKE UP. YOU'RE IN A COMA. THIS ISN'T REAL.
R: 4 / I: 3

FAKE NEWS

God it would be cool if this story was for real. Post other clickbait goodness ITT
R: 20 / I: 9
This girl is strong as hell.
R: 5 / I: 1
I hate it when I'm reading some shitty news article about some dead asshole and they can't actually come up with any reason this stiff had to live or for us to care about them, so they come up with the same old generic shit you could say about anyone "[deader] was [at least one trait that's supposed to be positive], liked [thing generally agreed to be enjoyable], and [at least one of his close genetic relatives] was sad."

The only real sad thing here is how absolutely superfluous and cookie cutter the majority of humans lives are. Hell even getting some mention in a newspaper after you die is more than most people will accomplish, most people's lives don't even amount to that much.
R: 33 / I: 5
Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
R: 0 / I: 0

Murders

Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.
R: 2 / I: 2

FIRE

Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.
R: 8 / I: 8
Gondola
R: 3 / I: 0

Conspiracy to damage and age people's bodies

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
R: 2 / I: 1

Soap

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.
R: 2 / I: 1
Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.
R: 1 / I: 0
Nigged out
R: 19 / I: 4

Conspiracies


People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
R: 17 / I: 2
What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.
R: 3 / I: 0

lola hartley thread

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R: 2 / I: 2
I want to have sex with black hanekawa.
R: 1 / I: 0
INVISIBLE MONKEEZ!
R: 6 / I: 3
My chest hair is too thin and girly.

I'm never gonna get a bf
R: 5 / I: 3

sushi/pol/ general #1

sushi/pol/ General
This general is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

The variety of comments allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse. As such, we explore potentially """uncomfy""" topics such as national socialism, 3DPD, black dragon rolls, california rolls, and how the jews are responsible for every evil in the world.

Please try to stay on topic.
R: 46 / I: 10
I have a boyfriend for the first time ever!

all i can think about when im not with him is how much i want to be cuddling together

my entire life is 24/7 comfy right now :)

how long do you think i should wait before introducing him to my parents? We've been seeing each other for 3.5 weeks now.
R: 6 / I: 1
why do people want to die

why message me, of all people? i worry so much, but theres nothing i can do.
R: 7 / I: 0
>walked in the kitchen to get some tea
>see my parents
>parentsfuckingonthekitchentableohgodwhatishappeningfuck
R: 2 / I: 0
This webring is comfy and all, but where do people discuss anime nowadays?
4/a/ is so bad that it is the same as /v/ now
R: 16 / I: 5
This car is faster than yours.
R: 2 / I: 2
post
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Despite all the amazing shit on the internet, we take it completely for granted. We stay in their PC puddles like facebook or twitter. We laugh at memes made by chans almost a decade ago, and never come up with anything original ourselves.

The tight knit community of old just don't exist anymore, well at least not on the surface web. It's just become to saturated with common people who can't utilize the internet. People who don't understand both how amazing and untamed the internet is.

Let me put it to you this way: The internet is like the wild west. The IRC's, the communities you speak of are the cowboys of the internet. The people on facebook and twitter are the carpetbagging city folk who want to make everything clean and safe and 'civilized'. They've built railroads (facebook, twitter, tumblr) and pulled barbed wire (PC,moderated forums, web monitoring by gov. agencies) across the internet to make it safe and cushy for them.

You and me are cowboy apprentices who came sometime before the railroads and barbed wire ended the west. Soon the wire will parcel the land and the cowboys can't roam anymore, and the internet will be parceled out like ranching land to big businesses (google, microsoft etc.)

Enjoy chans while you can. We all know the regeneration of this community is not good, the userbase will dwindle and die out.
R: 5 / I: 0
"GRAND DAD"

HAHAHA I SAID A THING THAT WAS FUNNY
R: 0 / I: 0
cseti
R: 19 / I: 8
Is this the main board of this dead site
R: 0 / I: 0
Merorin
R: 5 / I: 3
……
R: 5 / I: 3
R: 4 / I: 1
Yooooo
R: 3 / I: 1
can someone tell these guys http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/192799086 that sparcy uploaded a new video please

im banned so i cant tell them myself
R: 15 / I: 9
I found some old screenshots.
lol
R: 3 / I: 2
Who the hell do you think I am?
R: 28 / I: 11
Hi nice chan it looks pretty cute
R: 32 / I: 16
Ten chan jest przejęy przez polskich sushi rollków. Oficjalnym językiem chana staje się polski.
This chan is over taken by Polish sushi rolls. Polish is now official language.
R: 2 / I: 0
I just took my socks off
R: 28 / I: 4

Fotamecus

Hey sushi rolls, ever heard of Fotamecus? He/it's basically a spell/spirit/mindmeme/whatever that can speed up or slow down time for you. He's been really useful to me in my life lately.
R: 1 / I: 0

does NTR belong here?

or somewhere else?
R: 18 / I: 2
This guy knows his bread. He walked quite a distance to get what he wanted to have, but in the end he reached the bread seller, so he could buy his delicious bread from a bread shop. He has nothing to regret while eating the bread. There was some hassle at work today, who cares? Not this guy. He is enjoying his meal to the fullest in the center of a dark and empty parking lot, only lit by this place, yet filled with delight about a gorgeous bread he just bought from the bread sellers bread shop. He likes this bread. He also likes this place in particular with the bread.
R: 2 / I: 0
DA WARUDOOOOOOO!!!
R: 2 / I: 1

is this the place where we talk about death

hi
i'm monk
i'm hip about the death stuff
is this the right place
R: 19 / I: 5
Lainchan betrayed the sushi again. Affiliate links nowhere to be seen again.
R: 1 / I: 0
Excuse me
R: 1 / I: 0
Wasze doświadczenia z 432hz?
Osobiście dla mnie muzyka jest "lżejsza" ale ja tylko stroiłem więc nie można tego 432hz nazwać.
R: 1 / I: 0
otwieram chińskobajkową
anime girl thread
R: 1 / I: 0
Mod hates fun
R: 1 / I: 1
Wszystkich nas nie przytulicie :3
R: 11 / I: 7
I guess I can shitpost over here
it seems fine
I don't know what I'm doing and I'm
tired
who knows
R: 19 / I: 5
this place feels slower than ever, beyond the point of being comfy

I hope sushichan doesn't die
R: 2 / I: 1
singh
R: 2 / I: 0
Come back you huge autismo
pls ,-,
R: 7 / I: 2

nazi party!! ♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o~♪♪

卍 mods may be nazi's but at least they're comfy nazi's ヘ(= ̄∇ ̄)ノ ( ^_^)/ 卍
R: 0 / I: 0
YOU CAN'T STOP THE BUS!!!
YOU CAN'T STOP THE BUS!!!
THE BUS, YOU CAN'T STOP ;_;
Ye is the literal law of eval
jomba jomba duck the paper swirl
I heard the ice is short, love my groove, now leave!
R: 2 / I: 2
Literally team_malice
R: 6 / I: 1

ASDFGHJKL

ASDFGHJKL
R: 5 / I: 2
Great North Korea has now stealth mode to be prepared against extraterrestrial invaders. Finally people can live in calm and peace again.
R: 1 / I: 1
GOIN DOWN THE ROAD AGAIN FEELIN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
R: 1 / I: 1
Gimme all ya sushis!
R: 12 / I: 2
spread em
R: 3 / I: 3

SPAM

SPAM
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This is dead because nazi mods
R: 7 / I: 2
i sage almost every post i make and i dont even know why anymore
R: 24 / I: 5
I've seen some posts like these and I feel like the use of racial slurs like 'chink', 'jap', and 'black dragon roll' (though I haven't seen that on this board) are uncomfy. What are the mods' thoughts on this?

>>979

>>978
R: 4 / I: 0
Merorin was here, you guys are california rolls
R: 6 / I: 3
Why do people here post in giant walls of text?

It's really fucking annoying

Stop trying to use an imageboard like it's a blog

Just chill out and get to the point
R: 1 / I: 0
D O Y O U R E M E M B E R .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4AuH03CzRM
I dont like comfy;;;;;;;; i lov it
R: 3 / I: 2
Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my sushi rollym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?
https://depreschan.ovh/int/
R: 2 / I: 2
i want to kill myself
R: 4 / I: 3
This is a funny image.
R: 7 / I: 2
I took a really big shit today, it felt pretty good.
R: 1 / I: 0
I like boys when they are pretty.
R: 2 / I: 1
You never need to apolgize for WAHA~
R: 4 / I: 1
i love being warm inside, sipping a hot drink while it's cold and drafty outside
R: 14 / I: 5

Poorly drawn CYOA

You don't remember how you got here, or even where "here" is. A bead of sweat trickles down the back of your neck, despite the cool subterranean air. You are naked, save for a pair of blue running shorts. Your first choice is between a pistol with a full magazine, and a a rather dense box with no apparent opening. What do /hell/?
R: 6 / I: 2
Life is kinda boring.
R: 1 / I: 0
I run a image board to but it hosted on tor I was wondering how do you add a picture on top I thought vichan didn't support it

https://n64chatewxfnmh4u.onion/chan/
R: 13 / I: 7

Look at what I found

Legend has it that's a certain family member from Serbia
R: 2 / I: 1

NoFap General

Made it past day one without fapping.

Anyone else doing NoFap or have anything to share?
R: 7 / I: 2
I have periodically started to have fits of rage where I break something important to me then spit all over my family members. What's wrong with me?
R: 3 / I: 3
>my girlfriend is a slave to her family
>the apartment I live in is run down and full of druggies that make it impossible to know what peace and quiet is
>i can't find a job and am wasting time on imageboards
>i hate my life
>too much of a pussy to kill myself though
>however i am getting closer and closer each passing day to doing it
R: 2 / I: 0
Hell is pretty nice. I like it here.
R: 7 / I: 4
What's the best way to conceal masturbating in church?
R: 3 / I: 0
I fapped this morning and now my balls hurt, does this mean they're dying?

Btw they kinda feel like someone's constantly squeezing on them.
R: 2 / I: 1
I haven't worked in over a year, how long have my fellow NEETs been NEET?