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Analysis of a bad meme

the NPC meme is just a millennial/zoomer rebranding of solipsism, also it shows a lack of empathy

it's easier to call someone an NPC than it is to try and understand that they have a unique perspective and their own life experiences and that they're just as valid of a person as you are
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What other sushi rollymous imageboard sites do you frequent?
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Oh my darling, oh my darling,
oh my darling, Sushi Girl!
You're so comfy, you're so comfy,
you're so comfy, Sushi Girl!
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THIS IS BAD BOARD
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I regret becoming a programmer. I should've chosen to be a park ranger or something instead. Too much time in front of a screen is bad for you. But it's too late to change now.
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In this thread I shall assemble some big ABC's and some little abc's. I shall not do so to present evidence to prove a point, but rather I shall prove that I do not wish to prove a point.

I destroy the drawers of the brain, and those of social organisation: to sow demoralisation everywhere, and throw heaven's hand into hell, hell's eyes into heaven, lto reinstate the fertile wheel of a universal circus in the Powers of reality, and the fantasy of every individual.
R: 5 / I: 0
sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan

spent two racks on a new game
mai waifu luh do cocaine
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It's October. Let's talk about uncomfy, creepy experiences. Just today, I was at the grocery store with my grandma and this man starts asking me if I was racist and telling that I seem like a "cool guy" and he tries to separate me from my kinda slow walking and in pain grandma telling me that someone from Texas didn't have enough money for gas and that we should go together to get money for this guy from the ATM. This guy was super sketchy and I walked away back to my party, paid for our food and got the fuck out of there. I've been kinda on edge for the rest of the day. I'm fine with helping people within reason but the way he was trying to get me alone was horrible. What was truly scary was the fact that I'm sure he picked me because I looked weak, stupid, and easily to fool plus he talked about how the world is full of nothing but selfish people and I should donate money randomly because "God will pay you back" or whatever.

I hope no one else fell for his tricks. And on the very low chance there was a Texas man with no money and stranded near the store, I hope he is okay. Fuck scammers though.
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the mods fucking banned me. the mods fucking banned me the mods fucking banned me.

i was on 4chan and i told a story from when i was 16, then everyone was like "OOOH SO YOUR 16 ARE YA?" and i tried to tell them i was 18 and that i used the wrong grammer to make it sound like i was 16 now but i still got FUCKING BANNED.
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Drinking

I'm starting to understand why I drink so much. It's not just for fun or for the hell of it. I'm self-medicating for anxiety and depression. I know this isn't a permanent solution, but I don't know what else to do to cope.
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Roommate Issues

My roommate is accusing me of conspiring against him, even though I'm not. What should I do?

Here's the thing: he smokes weed. I do not give a shit that he smokes weed. I don't snitch on people for something like smoking weed. I overheard him saying he thinks I am trying to get him caught. He mentioned that he thinks I am scattering ashes somewhere (what?), sending him a letter (it sounded like scam mail, but he's blaming me for it), etc.

I have had a lot of roommates before, but none of them have ever been paranoid like this.

Also: he didn't say this stuff to my face. I am kind of shy and anxious so I don't really talk to people much, except when it's really necessary. I just overhead him complaining about me.
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Why do i feel this sense of impending doom? i think ive gotten things figured out and i can clearly see what i need to do to live a good life, but i feel with every step i take, with every month that passes, with every changing season, im only awaiting a brutal revaluation bound to happen in my lifes time. Like a day of judgement, a day that breaks all logic and bends reality. the answer to all the problems that life has.

I feel like im going to meet god. Like we are going to meet god, and transcend into a higher being.

Am i crazy sushirolls? does anyone else feel it?
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Let's talk about poverty

Minimum wage isn't enough to cover the cost of living in America. There are currently 870,000 people in America who make minimum wage. That doesn't even count people who are working under the table, paid less than what people say on the books, people who don't pay taxes, undocumented workers, people who are paid barely above minimum wage (but still don't earn enough), etc.

Companies paying employees less than the cost of living costs taxpayers because then they have to support programs like foodstamps/EBT/etc. And many people voluntarily put money into soup kitchens or food pantries for poor people. But instead of getting mad at the companies that don't pay people enough to get by, the average person gets mad at the poor working class, who, despite working, don't make enough to make ends meet.

The American Dream used to be having a 2 story house, a wife, 2-3 kids, a dog, a car, and a picket fence. Now? The American dream is being able to pay rent and not starve.
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Strokes

Air bubbles and dissolved air in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people.Strokes and deaths.
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merorin was here, you guys are california rolls
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WAKE UP. YOU'RE IN A COMA. THIS ISN'T REAL.
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FAKE NEWS

God it would be cool if this story was for real. Post other clickbait goodness ITT
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Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
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This girl is strong as hell.
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I hate it when I'm reading some shitty news article about some dead asshole and they can't actually come up with any reason this stiff had to live or for us to care about them, so they come up with the same old generic shit you could say about anyone "[deader] was [at least one trait that's supposed to be positive], liked [thing generally agreed to be enjoyable], and [at least one of his close genetic relatives] was sad."

The only real sad thing here is how absolutely superfluous and cookie cutter the majority of humans lives are. Hell even getting some mention in a newspaper after you die is more than most people will accomplish, most people's lives don't even amount to that much.
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Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
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Conspiracy to cheer up and accompany people

People are being hugged,kissed,held,smiled,loved,nights out,costumes,appreciated,company,talked,cleaned and pleasured by nurses,friends,bunnies,school girls,teachers,siblings,pilots,sukeban,monsters and robots. Hands up shirts, breathing on faces, hands and bodies being pressed onto people. Love and happiness.
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Murders

Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.
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FIRE

Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.
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Gondola
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Conspiracy to damage and age people's bodies

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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Would you smash this?
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Soap

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.
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Face Thread

Post your mugshot here sushi.
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Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.
R: 1 / I: 0
Nigged out
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Is there anyone 30+ years old that lurks or posts here? I've been wondering a weird question. When is the best time in your life to stop masturbating? I'm almost 28 years old and I'm wondering if I'm seriously going to mess up the functionality of my dick. I've never had any problems getting an erection and ejaculating. I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12. I'm also wondering if there's a moral point or obligation to just stop masturbating due to being "too old"? I've even recently started watching old Hentai, not as fapping material but simply to enjoy it as an "anime" series but with sex. I get a lot of enjoyment watching ecchi and what some would call "borderline hentai". Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai? I'm just really confused on the entire topic to be honest.
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Conspiracies


People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.
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lola hartley thread

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I want to have sex with black hanekawa.
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INVISIBLE MONKEEZ!
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My chest hair is too thin and girly.

I'm never gonna get a bf
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sushi/pol/ general #1

sushi/pol/ General
This general is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

The variety of comments allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse. As such, we explore potentially """uncomfy""" topics such as national socialism, 3DPD, black dragon rolls, california rolls, and how the jews are responsible for every evil in the world.

Please try to stay on topic.
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I have a boyfriend for the first time ever!

all i can think about when im not with him is how much i want to be cuddling together

my entire life is 24/7 comfy right now :)

how long do you think i should wait before introducing him to my parents? We've been seeing each other for 3.5 weeks now.
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why do people want to die

why message me, of all people? i worry so much, but theres nothing i can do.
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>walked in the kitchen to get some tea
>see my parents
>parentsfuckingonthekitchentableohgodwhatishappeningfuck
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This webring is comfy and all, but where do people discuss anime nowadays?
4/a/ is so bad that it is the same as /v/ now
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This car is faster than yours.
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I just wanted to post some stuff I've been thinking about chans. There's no special point I'm arguing.

As far as I am concerned 8ch has been taken over and destroyed. I was just looking at some screenshots of some older 8ch stuff today: that whole story about the bank robber, people having fun with copypaste before racequeen, all the fan art about nomads travelling from 4chan and rebuilding. It was nice to remember back and think about what a good run we had. I feel like none of the new alt-alt chans have any hope of being close to what 8ch was and that's a shame.
More than that thought I'm starting to feel like the imageboard medium is a dead end. I asked myself what do you even get, today, out of an imageboard that you don't on reddit or something else. They're heavily censored these days, I find that the mods on these create-your-own-board sites really abuse their positions and remove far more than they should.
Maybe it's wrong to focus so much on the free speech aspect, the main purpose of chans is to free people by removing the assocation of their post from their identity. That is the key. What do we gain from that? Frustratingly a great deal of noise and incessant meme posts is one of the results. It's too easy to drag down the level of discussion.
The cultures are often based on paranoia and distrust to the point that spending too much time on a chan can leave you unable to interact and integrate with non-chan people. Not to ignore the enojable side of it: all kinds of chaos, fun. a place to learn about extremes thaht you would never normally see (gore, fetishes, horror stories, …). but I see the creation of OC drying up. Memes used to churn around pretty regularly, but now how long as pepe the frog been going? Also the weird meta-awareness and understanding of memes and propogation has created a weird new irony to everything. The innocent playfulness has been lost.
What would you like to see in the future? How can be change the medium itself to enable better more creative communities to form?

Some interesting articles on chan culture (got any more to share?)
- http://kazerad.tumblr.com/post/96020280368/faceless-together
- http://thebaffler.com/salvos/new-man-4chan-nagle
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post
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is this where ntr belongs
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Despite all the amazing shit on the internet, we take it completely for granted. We stay in their PC puddles like facebook or twitter. We laugh at memes made by chans almost a decade ago, and never come up with anything original ourselves.

The tight knit community of old just don't exist anymore, well at least not on the surface web. It's just become to saturated with common people who can't utilize the internet. People who don't understand both how amazing and untamed the internet is.

Let me put it to you this way: The internet is like the wild west. The IRC's, the communities you speak of are the cowboys of the internet. The people on facebook and twitter are the carpetbagging city folk who want to make everything clean and safe and 'civilized'. They've built railroads (facebook, twitter, tumblr) and pulled barbed wire (PC,moderated forums, web monitoring by gov. agencies) across the internet to make it safe and cushy for them.

You and me are cowboy apprentices who came sometime before the railroads and barbed wire ended the west. Soon the wire will parcel the land and the cowboys can't roam anymore, and the internet will be parceled out like ranching land to big businesses (google, microsoft etc.)

Enjoy chans while you can. We all know the regeneration of this community is not good, the userbase will dwindle and die out.
R: 5 / I: 0
"GRAND DAD"

HAHAHA I SAID A THING THAT WAS FUNNY
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cseti
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Is this the main board of this dead site
R: 0 / I: 0
Merorin
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……
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Yooooo
R: 3 / I: 1
can someone tell these guys http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/192799086 that sparcy uploaded a new video please

im banned so i cant tell them myself
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I found some old screenshots.
lol
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Who the hell do you think I am?
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FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!

>/hell/ has discussion
WAHT THE FUCK
JUST
LIKE
SHITPOST

So I can't wait for winter to come. Everything will be slippery and the homeless will freeze to death. Ever wonder how the nordic countries have so few homeless people?
Also there will be ice fairies. Just like last year. For sure. Mhm.

Secret handshake out

ps I keep reading the new topic button as new york
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Hi nice chan it looks pretty cute
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Ten chan jest przejęy przez polskich sushi rollków. Oficjalnym językiem chana staje się polski.
This chan is over taken by Polish sushi rolls. Polish is now official language.
R: 2 / I: 0
I just took my socks off
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Fotamecus

Hey sushi rolls, ever heard of Fotamecus? He/it's basically a spell/spirit/mindmeme/whatever that can speed up or slow down time for you. He's been really useful to me in my life lately.
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does NTR belong here?

or somewhere else?
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This guy knows his bread. He walked quite a distance to get what he wanted to have, but in the end he reached the bread seller, so he could buy his delicious bread from a bread shop. He has nothing to regret while eating the bread. There was some hassle at work today, who cares? Not this guy. He is enjoying his meal to the fullest in the center of a dark and empty parking lot, only lit by this place, yet filled with delight about a gorgeous bread he just bought from the bread sellers bread shop. He likes this bread. He also likes this place in particular with the bread.
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DA WARUDOOOOOOO!!!
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do the secret boards still exist?
R: 2 / I: 1

is this the place where we talk about death

hi
i'm monk
i'm hip about the death stuff
is this the right place
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Lainchan betrayed the sushi again. Affiliate links nowhere to be seen again.
R: 1 / I: 0
Excuse me
R: 1 / I: 0
Wasze doświadczenia z 432hz?
Osobiście dla mnie muzyka jest "lżejsza" ale ja tylko stroiłem więc nie można tego 432hz nazwać.
R: 1 / I: 0
otwieram chińskobajkową
anime girl thread
R: 1 / I: 0
Mod hates fun
R: 1 / I: 1
Wszystkich nas nie przytulicie :3
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I guess I can shitpost over here
it seems fine
I don't know what I'm doing and I'm
tired
who knows
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this place feels slower than ever, beyond the point of being comfy

I hope sushichan doesn't die
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singh
R: 2 / I: 0
Come back you huge autismo
pls ,-,
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nazi party!! ♪♪(o*゜∇゜)o~♪♪

卍 mods may be nazi's but at least they're comfy nazi's ヘ(= ̄∇ ̄)ノ ( ^_^)/ 卍
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YOU CAN'T STOP THE BUS!!!
YOU CAN'T STOP THE BUS!!!
THE BUS, YOU CAN'T STOP ;_;
Ye is the literal law of eval
jomba jomba duck the paper swirl
I heard the ice is short, love my groove, now leave!
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Literally team_malice
R: 6 / I: 1

ASDFGHJKL

ASDFGHJKL
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Great North Korea has now stealth mode to be prepared against extraterrestrial invaders. Finally people can live in calm and peace again.
R: 2 / I: 1
This is nice board
R: 1 / I: 1
GOIN DOWN THE ROAD AGAIN FEELIN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
R: 1 / I: 1
Gimme all ya sushis!
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spread em
R: 3 / I: 3

SPAM

SPAM
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This is dead because nazi mods
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i sage almost every post i make and i dont even know why anymore
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I've seen some posts like these and I feel like the use of racial slurs like 'chink', 'jap', and 'black dragon roll' (though I haven't seen that on this board) are uncomfy. What are the mods' thoughts on this?

>>979

>>978
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THIS IS A /hell/HOUND BOARD NOW

WAN!
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Merorin was here, you guys are california rolls
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Why do people here post in giant walls of text?

It's really fucking annoying

Stop trying to use an imageboard like it's a blog

Just chill out and get to the point
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D O Y O U R E M E M B E R .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4AuH03CzRM
I dont like comfy;;;;;;;; i lov it
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Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my sushi rollym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?
https://depreschan.ovh/int/
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i want to kill myself
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Transhumanism is shit. Uploading ones self to a computer will leave them open to control by megacorps and shit. Swapping your robust human body parts for "superior" robot parts will leave you to get shut down for having thoughtcrimes against your government or glorious corporate overlords.
>but what about muh open source?
even if an open source team were good enough to connect parts to your nervous system how the hell would that be secure or safe?
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Why aren't you on a vpn?

A vpn keeps you sushi rollymous on the internet.
It bypasses any school, home, office or country blocker.
It keep you un-banned from any website.
It keeps the government from spying on your internet activity.
It allows you to view region locked content from anywhere in the world.

If you like your freedom, I suggest you get a vpn http://sushi rollyourself.club
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This is a funny image.
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I took a really big shit today, it felt pretty good.
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I like boys when they are pretty.
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Shitty Normies Bullshit Sorry

Tfw a friend induces bad feels

>getting drinks with friend

>starts talking about this grill I used to be friends with and had a huge crush on
>they're still friends
>been 2 years and I'm over it but avoid her like the plague
>"yeah she got back with her ex. I know you two will end up married though once you're both done being idiots."

My question is, is this the kind of opinion that normal people feel comfortable voicing? It seems completely over the line to me and really headfucked me.

Also pls delete thread if annoying social bullshit isn't allowed
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You never need to apolgize for WAHA~
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i love being warm inside, sipping a hot drink while it's cold and drafty outside
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Poorly drawn CYOA

You don't remember how you got here, or even where "here" is. A bead of sweat trickles down the back of your neck, despite the cool subterranean air. You are naked, save for a pair of blue running shorts. Your first choice is between a pistol with a full magazine, and a a rather dense box with no apparent opening. What do /hell/?
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im really in hell
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Life is kinda boring.
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I run a image board to but it hosted on tor I was wondering how do you add a picture on top I thought vichan didn't support it

https://n64chatewxfnmh4u.onion/chan/
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にゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃにゃー

In Germany ninjas are called Nin-nyaa :3
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Look at what I found

Legend has it that's a certain family member from Serbia
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NoFap General

Made it past day one without fapping.

Anyone else doing NoFap or have anything to share?
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I have periodically started to have fits of rage where I break something important to me then spit all over my family members. What's wrong with me?
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favorite shoes from Japan?

or barefoot? This site has jeffrey campbell shoes, which are actually a kind of art deco high heel

shoeii.com
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>my girlfriend is a slave to her family
>the apartment I live in is run down and full of druggies that make it impossible to know what peace and quiet is
>i can't find a job and am wasting time on imageboards
>i hate my life
>too much of a pussy to kill myself though
>however i am getting closer and closer each passing day to doing it
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I-I hope you're mildly inconvienced t-today!
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Hell is pretty nice. I like it here.
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What's the best way to conceal masturbating in church?
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I have eaten all the sushi and now have enlarged.
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I fapped this morning and now my balls hurt, does this mean they're dying?

Btw they kinda feel like someone's constantly squeezing on them.
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I haven't worked in over a year, how long have my fellow NEETs been NEET?