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 No.1169

Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.

 No.1170

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I've never even had sushi. I attempted to make some knock-off maki and it was alright. But really I think I would hate it. It all smells disgusting. Not comfy at all. I'd rather this be a normal alcohol bar board.

 No.1171

I've also never had sushi.

 No.1172

>>1170
>>1171
Good authentic Japanese Sushi tastes amazing.
It also doesn't smell bad at all.
Best place to taste it is in Japan though, so visit there and try it sometime.
Many people think they might not enjoy it, but they do once they try it.

 No.1173

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>>1172
That's not very secretive, secret roll
Pic secretly related

 No.1174

A few days ago, I bought a jar of honey so I could mix it into my tea. However, I kept on sticking my finger in and lifting out honey to have as a sweet snack. The jar is now empty.

 No.1176

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I probably like dicks. Also proper sushi tastes really good what are you talking about. Nobody eats azuki bean sushi OP you gotta get the good stuff like salmon or eel. And sushi rolls are knockoffs so don't bother with them either.

 No.1190

I have an hemorroid
And I can't get secs like this
I don't ever get it anyway

 No.1205

>>1176
I love the way that using the computer in this position looks, but I have tried it and it is very painful for my back. Is there a recommended solution? I have tried pillows to prop myself up and it didn't work so well.
I also like dicks. Not sure how to feel about it yet and I am surely not telling anyone.

 No.1206

>>1205
It's just a picture anyway, you're better off just sitting on a good chair.

 No.1308

I met my wife on a camgirl site. We've both told our friends and family that we met on a dating site even though she is from a country on the other side of the world from here.

 No.1309

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I like dicks
I'm crushing mildly on my boss. I don't usually like jocks or black guys, but god damn it he is cute. Brown and black twisted dreads down past his shoulders, nice fit body, pretty brown eyes, easygoing quarterback charisma.

He's very handsy, too. It fucks with me because he acts like such a fucking breeder, I don't know maybe he's trying to flush me out. I'm gross at work, I do all of the nasty, dirty work and act like a shinto. But hey, a guy can dream, right?

 No.1465

I wanna fuck my cousin,
but he's straight

 No.1466

I can't tell if sushichan is full of gays or it's just one gay forcing it in every thread.

 No.1467

>>1466
I've noticed at least 2 distinct California rolls who aren't me, outside of this thread.

Some chans get more gays than other chans for no discernible reason. Like, why was Krautchan such a homo hotspot? It wasn't like they wanted us around.

 No.1468

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First time telling anyone, ooh boy. Don't laugh at me sushi rolls.

I absolutely do not like dicks.
I wish I was a girl. I hate having a dick, I hate having a man face, and I want to wear pretty clothes without looking like some sort of fetishist or getting embarrased. Dumb superficial stuff, but I can't stop welling up over it. At least standing up to piss is pretty neat.

 No.1469

ive been in love with the same girl since 2010, and we don't talk/see each other since 2011, in fact we're like 1000 miles apart
i don't actively stalk her, but last month ive discovered shes getting married in the end of this year and suddenly nothing have a meaning anymore

 No.1470

>>1468
Very brave of you, sushi. We're here for you :)
>>1469
That's agonizing. I'm sorry that this has happened to you. You will get through this someday. But don't be alarmed if it takes you a while. You loved this girl for 8 years, that's a lot to have to walk away from.

 No.1477

As someone who's been alone all his life, despite my best efforts I've grown to be bitter and resent anyone who has someone. Especially when people seem to take it for granted, which is very often.
I resent the fact that I attract many obsessive male stalkers. I've always wanted a stalker so this feels like my wish being twisted and warped. I'm not the slightest bit gay and never will be.
I also hate the fact that I'm turning into one of 'those' guys, as someone who used to find it tiresome having to listen to other guys complain endlessly about their lack of a partner while giving them a shoulder to cry on.

 No.1479

I want to just backpack my way out of my state and go on an adventure leaving everyone I know behind to just wonder what happened to me

 No.1485

>>1479
do it!

 No.1486

>>1485
I'd have to really figure out what I could do to survive, I have no survival skills whatsoever, and about $5 to my name.

 No.1488

>>1486
Most folks just spang for food money or oddjob. Laying down traps and shit is more sedentary behavior. If you can sleep on concrete and hang out with sketchy people all day every day, you can travel.

 No.1489

>>1488
I don't know. I have slight social anxiety problems, but I can handle being around total strangers a lot better than being I know.

 No.1490

>>1488
Man I got a 1488 get on Hitler's birthday and forgot about it.
I should be banished from the chanosphere for my crimes against memekind.

 No.1550

i don't know how to do spoilers. this is the first time i've tried

 No.1569

For some odd reason, whenever I go to a Home Depot and have to take a piss, I retract my foreskin to piss. But I only do this at Home Depot. I don't really know why I do this, it never feels good to have my tip rub against my underwear. I also have an annoying bump on my ballsack that has to be acne but I can never get rid of it.

 No.1570

>>1569
You should probably just get it checked out. Worst case scenario, you got to third base with some nurse's aide and you get some exfoliant for your testes.

 No.1582

>>1468
Oi are you the sushi over on /lounge/ who started HRT recently? Congrats on that, happy for you :3

 No.1583

>>1582
Sorry, I'm different. I've mostly accepted that it's not going to happen, but thanks anyway.

 No.1584

>>1583
No problem. I know it's a shit spot to be in, no matter what decision you end up making. As always, we're here for you sushi

 No.1596

>>1582
I don't know if this is who you're talking about but >>>/lounge/3895 is me.
As it turns out, I won't be getting on it soon after all, mid-2019 is looking to be the earliest. Oh well!

 No.1606

>>1596
Ah shit. Don't count your chickens until their titties grow out I guess. Good luck to you, though :)

 No.1608

>>1606
Lmao, yeah, thanks sushi



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