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Life is like a (Sushi)boat

News Post: I am Retiring.

/yakuza/

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 No.1311[Reply]

Hello everyone.

I've been here an awfully long time, haven't I? A very, very long time. I first inherited Uboachan way back in 2011, 14 years ago now, and I began carrying forward Sushichan a few years after that. And it's been fun. I got to befriend and even meet some of you. Some became IRL friends. I even dated a few of my imageboard users. If it weren't for these imageboards, I am really not sure where my life would be right now.

But, over time, I changed, as people do. I am a very different person than when I started out here. Very different. And so, it's been kind of hard for me actually, to keep the act going for this long. In a lot of ways I don't really see eye-to-eye with my userbase the way I did in the past. And though I still love visiting, and my position is kind of flattering, I have had the nagging feeling for a long time now that I am not really the right person for the job anymore.

No, I am not really the kind of person anymore, who ought to be running an imageboard. As much as I love these sites and want them to survive, being the owner of two imageboards is in some ways a burden on my current persona. It feels like I have to split myself down the middle, to keep running these sites. And with the way things are going in the world, and in my personal life, I am about to have other problems to worry about.

So, I am passing the torch on Uboachan and Sushichan, just as they came to me in the past. The sites will live on, but I will not be at the helm. That role will go to long-time friend and board user Balthasar, also known as Seagal. I really think that he is the best man for the job. In the coming months, I will be transferring everything to another server under his control. I will stay on as a user and tech consultant, hanging out now and then, and helping with backend issues as Seagal gets the feel of things. And, as the boards' owner, I will retire and move on to other things.

It has been an honor. Thanks for everything.
- Seisatsu
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 No.1333

at least u didn't disapear on a mountain trip like the last guy who ran this place lol.

be lucky



/lounge/

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 No.18439[Reply]

Hey sushi! What's your favorite bug?
My favorite bugs are moths! (spoilered the image for sushis who don't like bugs)
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 No.20701

I want to pet a giant prehistoric millipede

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some cute jumpers I'm keeping

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 No.21629

I recently learned that spiders don't have muscles. Their bodies are basically hydraulic and they use their own blood to power a hydraulic system which somehow moves their bodies.



/lounge/

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 No.21097[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

There aren't any blue foods, except a few fruits and artificially died foods.
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 No.21582

>>21581
I visit and post here so often it makes little difference to me that cp gets eventually deleted.

 No.21590

I don't expect sushi to be family friendly, but also I don't expect it to be a thirst trap. There's a difference between "awww that's cute" and "jorkin my peanuts to half-naked anime girls".

 No.21592

>>21582
There is a board for lewds. You post lewds outside the lewd board and they get deleted. You yourself call them lewd then nitpick over the definition of SFW. lewds are welcome on their designated board. everything has its place sushi.

 No.21596

I call them lewd but it was a girl in lingerie at absolutely worst. I have never posted nudity before, maybe light innuendo. My posts still kept getting spoilered or deleted, so yeah - I got really sad about it.

 No.21627

>>21527
my mum bought a pen with one of these characters on it, it's cute. She called it a "chiweewee" www



/kawaii/

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 No.1[Reply]

Is this the board to post cute anime girls? If so, let us have a yuri thread! What are your favourite couples?
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 No.2745

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TIME FOR REAL HORNY

 No.2946

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 No.2947

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/lounge/

 No.592[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

does anyone know any particularly comfy youtubers or podcasts?

i'm always looking for something comfy or interesting to listen to in my spare time, and listening to people talk helps me relax a lot.

one podcast i'm a fan of is the wisenheimers podcast which was two animators from newgrounds talking about stupid shit. it ended a while a go, but managed to be pretty funny and chill while it lasted.

i also some lets players like vinesauce, jontron era game grumps and another guy called manlybadasshero who mostly does horror game lp's, but i havent found anything as comfy as i would prefer.
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 No.15624

Comfy yet silly mostly nature show narrated by Ze Frank
https://www.youtube.com/@zefrank

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 No.20910

Channel 5 has interesting videos. It's about an anthropologist interviewing interesting people on the street, at demonstrations, events and urban hotspots.

 No.21122

SING!
youtube.com/@hololivekaraoke/videos
youtube.com/@VynznAetherwynd-Ch/videos

 No.21625

https://www.youtube.com/@NeuralViz/videos
Description: Exploring The Monoverse through past, present, and future broadcasts of multimedia— which includes the poorly-reviewed show “Unanswered Oddities” and the critically slammed series “The Cop Files.”



/lounge/

 No.21583[Reply]

i wonder if spamming sushigirl is as easy as getting vpn(PLEASE DONT)

 No.21620

It's also quite easy to smear poop on doors.
That doesn't mean it's a sane or reasonable response to differing views on etiquette to a group.

 No.21624

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gomen gomen ~



/tunes/

 No.2115[Reply]

Post some classic J-jazz tunes
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 No.2118

excellent idea OP, haven't listened to jjazz in ages.

I'll post another classic

>>2117
Here's some recs, return with an album you like: Jiro Inagaki & Soul Media, Ryo Fukui, Hiroshi Suzuki, Takeo Morayama

 No.2120

>>2117
Some more Casiopea for you.

 No.2121

>>2118
Masayoshi Tanaka ^_^

I quite like this one from Osamu Kitajima although it might lean more new age than jazz? Idk

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/otaku/

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 No.7693[Reply]

The 27th anniversary of Hunter x Hunter's first chapter has passed by recently, and I thought it might be a fun idea to stream the 1999 anime series.

Stream link: https://cytu.be/r/GreedIsland

The stream will officially begin on March 13th, 20:00 UTC. See you there!
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 No.7864

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>>7863
スシガールとかけて、皿洗いをする女の子と解きます。
How is a sushigirl like a dishwasher girl?

 No.7893

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>>7864
Stumped? Come to the stream to find out the answer!

>but I haven't watched the previous episodes

Sushi, this is shounen anime, it's written so that literal children should be able to pick it up at any point and understand what's going on in the episode.

>but I need special accommodation

Don't worry, our team of Hunter Experts™ will be standing by during the stream to answer any questions you might have!

Hope to see you there!
21:00 UTC
https://cytu.be/r/GreedIsland

 No.7894

>>7864
A sushigirl is an expendable tool and permanent sushi rollymous background character unfit to be a true hunter?

>>7893
I'm a dirty fudanshi and yurifag I am too brain damaged to grasp shows written for children.

 No.7895

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If anyone wants to join and catchup on the stream, I'll be streaming the previous episodes on Friday, at 21:00 UTC. I'll probably move the stream to Friday after the catchup is done.
Today, we're having the regularly scheduled HxH stream. See you there in 4 hours (21:00 UTC)!
https://cytu.be/r/GreedIsland

 No.7896

LETS GO!



/lounge/

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 No.21540[Reply]

How do you deal with stress sushi? I feel overwhelmed in life right now and I need to find ways to relax and take the edge off. I’m work obsessed and can’t stop myself from hitting the books. The stress gets real bad. I get headaches and wind up restless and can’t sleep. I obsess over being a sinner and being inferior. What do you do to relax?
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 No.21550

>>21541
>walking in nature and listening to bird songs, drinking tea, cloud-watching, playing in the dirt/sand like a kid
Sounds good but I have a hard time not thinking about things. You know like work and life related stuff. Racing thoughts. If I drink tea and read something, I start worrying about everything I haven’t read or I don’t know yet.

>>21546
Horror games are great for this. They really help but I have to be in the right mood to play them and often I’m too restless. If I pick up other games, I end up thinking about other things instead of focusing on the damn game. So I wind up picking up books and studying them and dividing my attention.

>>21549
I’ll try meditation. Not really sure which type is good or real but I’ll try it.

 No.21553

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I like to scream song lyrics.

In places where no one can hear me of course.

 No.21554

I bottle it up until I finally snap and ruin a relationship with the scant few friends I have.

That or I go in the woods for a while.

 No.21557

Okay right now I am super stressed. Small things fill me with existential dread. I can play a game or watch an anime I’m currently into but I am too stressed out to do these things. I tried playing the show but I kept pausing the video and pacing up and down my room castasrophizing over one sentence in an email.

 No.21593

I go jogging and shadow box. I don't have space for a bag anymore but its a great work out and relieves the stress.



/kawaii/

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 No.2939[Reply]

It seems the doll thread has mysteriously vanished and merged with the void, but do not worry, for an angel has come to resurrect the thread.

 No.2940

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 No.2942

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rip thread ull be missed

 No.2945

The dolls from the last thread all died. Funeral will be held today at UTC 21:00 over at https://cytu.be/r/GreedIsland
That's a couple hours from now so you better hurry.



/culture/

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 No.1440[Reply]

How do I get started with Buddhism? I’m more interested in the philosophy and history side of things but have no idea where to begin. I don’t wanna end up down some new age rabbit hole. Do any sushi rolls here have suggestions?

 No.1441

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Hi, susghi, theravada sushi here. I most certainly do have resources for you. I have some Theravada resources I can recommend you. Perhaps chief among them is dhammatalks.org. There you can find a lot of free resources on Buddhism, and there is even a Beginners' section that I think is very high quality. Although, it's worth noting that the works here are primarily authored by a single Thai Forest Ajahn and are not necessarily reflective of the whole of Theravada thought. Some other prolific English Theravada authors, both of whom are more orthodox than Thanissaro Bhikkhu, are Bhikkhu Bodhi and Bhikkhu Analayo. There's also suttacentral.net, which is both a place where you can read the Pali csushi roll in various translations (although the default by Bhikkhu Sujato is the best) and a forum where you can engage in Buddhist discussion or get questions answered by both experienced laity and ordained monastics.

Beyond this, if you're interested in Mahayana Buddhism or you want a broader perspective than just what I've noted here, I'd recommend finding a Sangha through the World Buddhist Directory (avoiding Japanese Zen) where you can receive the teachings directly. Otherwise, reading the relevant suttas (the Heart Sutra, Lotus Sutra, and Prajnaparamita Sutra all come to mind as foundational for Mahayana Buddhism) and finding books written and talks given by properly ordained monks and nuns are going to be your best bet for avoiding New Agers.

Regarding history, this is where I can be of the least help to you unfortunately. Some Bhikkhus have written quality histories of Buddhism, but your best bet is really going to be trying to find secular resources on the topic. Try and find books written by qualified historians specifically.

Also, if you have any questions, feel free to ask them here and I will give you the best answer I can.

 No.1442

>>1440
My best general tip for researching is that if you want to filter out new age stuff you should preface your search with the specific type of Buddhism or the name of the sutra/text your currently interested in.
More specifically, I would personally recommend some more modern sources to get a grasp on general concepts and then later reading the primary source/sutra since they can be a bit difficult to grasp without some foundation. I am partial to Vajrayana so I recommend checking out The All-Pervading Melodious Drumbeat for a relatively easy but interesting read.

 No.1443

>>1441
Thanks sushi. Those resources were helpful. Why should I avoid Japanese Zen?

>>1442
It’s hard telling the different types apart. I need to do more reading.

 No.1444

>>1443
Why should I avoid Japanese Zen?
I suppose I should have clarified this. It's not that Japanese Zen is bad per se, although I have many theological issues with it for what it's worth, but rather that Japanese Zen as it has come to the west is dominated by anti-dharmic secularization and new age thought. There are sincere Japanese Zen groups in the west, but unfortunately a lot of the groups out there are pretty embroiled with these issues. As a rules, I would avoid Japanese Zen as a beginner to Buddhism. Other schools of Zen (e.g. Vietnamese Thien and Chinese Chan) would generally be OK. There are problems with other schools of Japanese Buddhism as well, such as Nichiren Buddhism generally being cult-like (avoid Soka Gakkai like the plague). Certain schools of Japanese Buddhism are usually OK, though, such as Tendai and Shingon.



/lounge/

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 No.21256[Reply]

This is NOT a suicide/euthanasia thread. Death was once an ever present part of life, in all its beauty and all its horror. Our ancestors lived with the ever present threat of death, from the butchering of livestock to accidents, the death of elderly family members, even public executions. For us moderns, death is something we like to ignore. Except for Hollywood movies and video games and internet gore, we do not see it. We don’t think about it. As scientific means have extended life, witnessing death and dying is no longer common place for us. So we conceal death, pretend we’re not dying, try not to think about it, and when people do die unexpectedly its scandalous.

Once, we would have ended our lives on our deathbed surrounded by family and friends. Today, your end of life is more likely to be a sterile white hospital or hospice surrounded by strangers in medical gear and masks. Scientific medicine extends life, but maybe it allows us to cheapen it too? We’d rather extend our lives artificially in medical facilities, even if it means a wretched existence, than die peacefully in dignity at home.

There is a Japanese tradition about dying beautifully, Sufi sages and Buddhist monks call upon us to die before we die, to make peace with death. So sushi how would you like to die? What would you want your end to look like? How do you come to terms with your mortality? What do you want to accomplish before you go?
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 No.21398

>>21355
I’m not sure I could ever have children. I’d be a bad parent. I really worry if I’m making the most of life or if I’m just wasting it.

 No.21566

>>21299
>I think a large part of that is first having lived beautifully
A beautiful life has to be guided by the knowledge that you will one day die and that when you go you should go in the best way possible.

 No.21587

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mortality is weird because i never directly face it and ive known people who have died and all that but its not like ive ever seen it happen outside the internet so it just feels like a concept even if its reality. sometimes it gives me anxiety because its going to happen. you cant avoid it forever. it can happen at any time. i AM going to die, but when? how? im so curious.

but ideally id just leave peacefully, maybe in my sleep, in my comfy bed with plushies. id like to pass after my cat and close family do. but im actually immortal because its my duty to watch over sushis and make sure they all eat enough and watch enough cat videos before their time comes.

 No.21589

>>21587
How many cat videos am I supposed to watch in this lifetime?

 No.21591

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>>21589
i recommend a healthy amount of 25% of your time on the internet. increase it by 5% for every lifetime until you reach 100%. the lifetime after that, consume cat content outside the internet too. look at cats, get cats, help cats, observe cats until its at least 99% of your entire life. if you follow every step carefully you will reincarnate as a cat. please do not skip lifetime steps as it could interfere with your reincarnation. having patience makes for the best chances at being a comfy soft kitten. good luck sushicat. pic related.



/lounge/

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 No.13746[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

is there a "ask the opposite gender stuff" thread? i have a question :(
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 No.21584

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>>21580
I didn't find anything cringeworthy or embarrassing in your posts. Do not fret.
I love you too, Αηonymous. <3

 No.21585

Rereading this thread just reminds me how over it is for me. even the "supportive" posts are laden with riders about how attention from freaks like me isn't wanted like this >>20590

I hate myself

 No.21586

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>>21585
why would it be over and what makes you consider yourself a freak? i mean i know that being on image boards means most of us have lower chances at being wanted but a fairly big part of it also depends on what *you* do about it

for every time a sushi hates themselves i love them tenfold

 No.21588

>>21580
cheer up and look forward or else im pulling you forward from offscreen with a long cane!!!!!! due to our lacking capabilities humans know more about themselves than others do about them , and less about others than they do about themselves. so we cant judge ourselves fairly to begin with when this world has all these colors of humanity
well, word salad aside; youre not as bad as you may think you are, youre good actually
or so i think

 No.21626

>>21586
>why would it be over and what makes you consider yourself a freak?
my age and inexperience + inability to talk to the opposite sex in a manner approaching a romantic relationship. even therapists are shocked at what a weirdo I am.
>but a fairly big part of it also depends on what *you* do about it
I've either done everything I could or I'm just too weak to do more than I have. In any case it's over. Nobody wants someone they have to babysit and guide into being a "normal" relationship partner. I'm fat and ugly too.



/arcade/

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 No.2419[Reply]

I want another ACE COMBAT game.

 No.2421

I just want a halfway decent military flight simulator that doesn't require a 3,000 dollar GPU and a terabyte of RAM to run.

 No.2429

It's my favorite series, but I still need to play through the DLC missions and Project Wingman. It's a shame they didn't crank out any sequels after 7.

 No.2433

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i really liked Ace 7, played through it a bunch of times. not as many times as AC0 though, that's still my favorite.

>>2419
there are a few ace combat-adjacent games that you can play, Project Wingman in particular, but also Project Nimbus, Raiders Sphere 4th, these sorts of things. they can be fun and scratch the itch.

>>2421
War Thunder….

but also IL-2 Sturmovik!

>>2429
Project Wingman is fun, i go pew pew and shoot down baddies. i think I only played through it a couple times though, it didn't capture me like some of the AC games. I haven't played the PW DLC yet, that was just released in December last year. Maybe if I pick up the DLC that would be a good time to play through it again.


wwww i love you sushi bye bye!!

 No.2434

>>2433
Sturmovik looks good. Warthunder isn't simulator enough for me.

 No.2435

>>2434
but war thunder has simulator mode!



/kawaii/

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 No.2398[Reply]

I like Touhous.
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>>2866
lewd mouse

 No.2870

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 No.2872

>>2866
this isn't nazrin. fake rat

>>2870
wonderful nazrins. i would do disgusting things to the third one.

 No.2873

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oh right - that might not have been Nazrin, but she was naked so good enough for me to post

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