/hell/ - internet death cult

>>3564
i'm disappointed, where's my dolphin pron?

>>3561
holy SHIT

>>3567
be careful my friend

I can do you one better

Does anyone remember those .swf files that would open themselves up in a thousand tabs all at once if you loaded them in your broswer?
>>3603
that actually made me jump www

>>175
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the blessing machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you, But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

Transhumanism isn't the problem. Poor security is. Granted, having electronic implants in your brain DOES provide more vectors of attack on your person, but I'd imagine in the future there would be sufficient protection against such things.

I'll risk it. I don't want to die.

>>3593
I don't want to risk messing with my being. I want to die before it becomes a thing.

>>175
there is an even bigger problem with this attitude than has been expressed, it's amazing to me how people dont seem to grasp this. Consciousness is not software running on hardware. The brain is not a computer. You cannot "upload" your consciousness, nor do we have any reason to believe that consciousness would even function in any way similar to what we have now when seperated from the body.

Firstly, The mind is not located in the brain. Just as one example, the bacteria in your gut secrete hormones which influence your thoughts (https://www.nature.com/articles/nrn3071 for more information research "gut-brain axis"). That's not to even mention the rest of your body, your immune system, vascuar system, limbs etc etc.
Secondly, the brain is not an electrical system. It is an electro-chemical system, and likely more chemical than you think. Uploading your brain makes about as much sense as "uploading" your liver, or heart. The only way to do it would be to physically model its entire operations, and even then, a simmulated heart wouldn't be of much use. We have no reason to believe that the same wouldn't apply to the brain.
Thirdly, the brain is not a computer. This is one of my pet peeves. The "computer" model of the brain is a METAPHORE. Not an accurate description of consciousness. (https://www.infoq.com/articles/brain-not-computer/#:~:text=The%20brain%20is%20a%20biological,not%20to%20a%20malfunctioning%20brain https://aeon.co/essays/your-brain-does-not-process-information-and-it-is-not-a-computer https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/feb/27/why-your-brain-is-not-a-computer-neuroscience-neural-networks-consciousness)
If it were possible, that would be great. But unfortunately, the entire science fiction concept is based on missunderstandings and half truths which serve to tell good stPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Here's an updated Sei with clear lens glasses for flair.

>>3572
Nice beard.

>>3574
nice hair!

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You are certified cuties!
It's been so long since these were posted, I wonder what they're doing now…

>>3596
cute sweater, looks very cozy!
also looks like you forgot to scrub the exif data from your picture, miiight wanna delete this and then reupload once you've removed your location

>>3600
they never reposted it…..

Internet ostracization/cringe culture and irony poisoning is doing this to you. It is incredibly corrupting and harmful. It started with cringing at normies and things they do that seemed disingenuous and fake. But now showing any kind of genuine emotion/caring about something/having an unironic opinion or just plain being nice once in a while is seen as forced and disingenuous too. Participating in normie customs, however fake they might feel can actually feel pretty nice. Being a cringe dummy and expressing feelings to people around you by words or gestures no matter how cliché or dumb they seem can actually be quite pleasurable. Maybe we can have a place where we just drop it and try ignore our fucked gut reaction to what you call ""wholesomeness"" we can finally have normal human interaction and genuinely enjoy ourselves.

I just hate that supposed "comfy" imageboards are always filled with degenerate porn. What's "comfy" about that?

>>3595
>degenerate
You're not exactly the model of comfyness yourself

>>3595
> What's "comfy" about that?
Whenever I watch this stuff, I'm in a warm, private and safe place. What would not be comfy about that?

The twist is that I'm polite even on 4chan.
While I disagree with you about Sushigirl, I think you've hit on a real issue in a more general sense; namely, the rise of a kind of 'new sincerity' on the internet that does feel forced and insincere on a fundamental level that goes beyond just us being too irony poisoned. It feels fake because it's often performative, politicised, and selective in nature.
I wouldn't consider Sushigirl an example of this, however. If anything it's typical for smaller imageboards to be polite, in my experience, and Sushichan never struck me as particularly excessive. I think the more valid complaint against Sushichan is that some people take the 'keep it comfy' thing too literally and try to ban things they don't like, but it doesn't really matter as long as the staff continue to ignore them.

>>3594
You raise a good point, but in OP's case I really think it just boils down to him misinterpreting the hostility on 4chan. It is or was supposed to be just good-natured ribbing. All of my friends are from 4chan and they are sweet, sensitive souls who just like to shitpost sometimes, but people like OP take everything literally and think they're in good company, when I think the average sushi roll would at least consider OP's deep, visceral hatred unusual. If anything, posters like that are a drag who bring the discussion down with them because of their unresolved personal issues.
I think 'cringe' humor in general has been terrible in the long-run because spontaneous interactions are inevitably embarrassing at times and shouldn't be so over-analysed.

Maybe like 7-8 years ago, it was my first relationship (and a long one too, 4 years) but it completely broke me when it ended.
I no longer feel any interest in the opposite sex and I can't watch romantic stuff anymore, I feel disgusted.

>>3349
What do you mean a relationship you baby? I never been in a relationship I only got crushes on friendly ladyes and ctjed and cried and cried and I'm handsome and hot and funny and women have crushes on me but I never realized how to act what to do with them so I stayed a desperate virgin who craveswomen and love I just want to love and be loved but I never got it despite the fact many women wanted that HELP ME

Never haha.
Hahaha…

I'm not even sure love is real. I've been in quite a few relationships, but The most I feel around someone else is a comforting feeling. At what point does like become love? Love just seems a very strong word for something as fickle and ephemeral as human emotion. Maybe I'm just a psychopath.

A few weeks ago. Then I ran out of moonsugar and came to my senses.

>>3565
> HELP ME
I CAN'T!!! Same shit for me, except I'm not even that handsome. Whenever I'm around a love interest, I become extremely uncomfortable to the point where I enter fight or flight mode.

>>3570
Love is the delusional state, where you believe everything will be okay, as long as you are with the person you are in love with. In an ongoing relationship it may become a more trust-based belief, similar to religious devotion. This is also why adultery is such a devastating blow to a relationship.

please leave.

damn, everyone posting in this thread should kill themselves

Perhaps it is fate then. After the exodus one of the first threads I landed in on 8ch was one of the same sort. Why chans have reached their end in the vastness of the internet. Now, six years later, stumbling upon this thread, I realize I have found the right place.


et mornië utúlien
sinomë maruvan tenn’ umbar-metta.

>>2604
stupid comic still kinda gets me ;_;

>>2602
I'll still contend that the modern web is infinitely more negative than the old. People were rude and edgy back then, but they usually didn't take it that seriously. Nowadays, everyone is dead serious about everything, and it's exhausting.

>>3558
wew

I just don't know what to do with myself.
Most of the time I work, play video games, watch anime and browse some small imageboards, that's it.
While I enjoy games, animu and ibs it is unfortunately not the case for work. If I am working then I never have the issue of being bored out of my tiny little mind though. During weekends this is never a problem too. Holidays and being unemployed is where this starts to surface.
Sooner or later I am content with the stuff I usually do and then I don't know what to do. I have already read multiple times that you are supposed to just try something out, it doesn't even matter what. Just try and see if you like it, if yes continue to do it, if not try something else. Well there is nothing that appeals to me though and I don't have the motivation and energy to try something new either. Actually I like to cook already, to garden, to read, to listen to music and do some exercise at home. I tried the gym too, but didn't like it. The point is that nothing of that really satisfies me and because of that I rarely do it. Therefore I just stick with video games, anime and imageboards, even though I don't feel like it. Most of the time this results into me getting up and just laying down on my bed, doing nothing or even worse starting to wank to some disturbing shit, that I would like to drop since years.
Given this issue I can't handle being a neet, because I just don't know what to do with all the time I have. After some neeting I always start working again, but then working starts to crush my mental health and at one point I quit, which leads to square 1 again, being a neet. Working just sucks because of people, I desperately try to find a job where I am alone and don't have people around for 9 hours straight on 5 days a week. It's just introverts hell. Only thing I found out is being a watchmen at night, I will try to apply for it if the current situation goes in the direction I hope. Right now I still life with my parents and have a job that I hate and destroys me once more. My contract runs out on the 31th of December, if they give me a new contract that doesn't run out on a certain date then I will move out near a place where a lot of jobs are available as a night watchmen, then drop the current job and start applying for the new one. Maybe working something that doesn't constantly worsens my mental state is giving me some drive to try new things? I just want to be able to cope with life somehow…

80% lurkers 20% posters

Just extremely anxious since coming to college. Program is very intense and hit hard right out the gates. Getting better slowly but still trying to collect myself.

>>3555
ain't that the truth

I can't seem to do anything. My entire life exists in a state of permanent potentiality. I've been trying to fix this for eleven years now with no success so I doubt there even is a way to fix it.