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Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.

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Post your mugshot here sushi.
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If women did invent that rule then I'm glad they did. It's better left hidden.


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Hey guys w҉҉hat's up <3 thought ҉I l҉ooked cute in ҉th҉is o҉ne~ ҉ uwu


It's nice to think, that behind each post on this board there is an actual person. We even have cyber ninjas in this place. What a time to be alive!


You look like that main character in Trainspotting


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I watched the movie, because someone told me that. Loved it!
Then I posted Renton's photo on my facebook and people didn't notice. Those who were familiar with the movie were really confused, believe me.

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This girl is strong as hell.
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Strong Asians became a fetish thanks to Asuka.


More ghost bumps, huh? You girls have gone too far this time.

All of this longness and strongness won't save you the next time that I wish that everyone would die in some superfluous and autistic way.


wtf i wanna die from long and strong girls now


Sorry man, I tried. I even gave it a couple extra days. Now we're on to the next stupid thing.


why is this spammer only in this thread? weird.

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Nigged out


(rizon #sense_of_fun)
raid on gaia
hav fun

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What other sushi rollymous imageboard sites do you frequent?
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I enjoy 8chan boards, as a general rule the smaller and more right wing the board the better. Will second the 8/loomis/ recommendation.


Pretty much just sushi and TC. Haven't used 4 in ages and 8 is cancer. I wont even touch a site with captcha.


That is an excellent rule to follow, sushi.


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Liked it so much I did it myself.


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I used to go on /what/ a lot but I'm finding myself using it less and less due to poor management by the Admin..like jizz in the drain I guess.
I might check out tohno-chan since it's been so long, my old post might even still be there.

Oh man, it still hurts..that was my first home I had after leaving 4/jp/. Why are we here? Just to suffer?
RIP wakachan.

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Would you smash this?
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Am I gay?


Probably not. That girl looks like a girl, skirt content aside.


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Depends, does the thought of ramming your meat rod into his tight behind. Moving in and out until he starts moaning and all the while telling you how manly, strong and sexy you are for being able to ravage another man's bootyhole. His tiny peepee swinging around leaking precum. His prostate rubbing against the tip of your dick making you both cum at the same time.

All of that happening while your favorite anime OP plays in the background. Does it turn you on?


it was kc tire

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Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
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Ewan MacGregor sucks and I hate him.


Not OP, but I'm slowly working on this myself. But I keep making the mistake of listing way too much. I'll start to become overwhelmed, it'll crumble, and then I'll start all over again. I've been in this repeated attempt in fixing my life this way since 2010. I need to try to figure out a perfect balance with my daily schedules.



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Do whatever you want and do your best. Always tell yourself that you're doing well and treat yourself to something good once you finished.


I've been a NEET off and on for as long as I've been out of school. I went in deep as a hikkimori mode for a while while trying to get on autisumbux but had no luck. I desperately tried to find a way of making money from home or online and explored dozens of options, but came up empty handed each time. I was lucky to make $100 in a month. I started getting older and fed up and didn't want to keep living the way I was. I started looking for a job and got one. Luckily my field doesn't require much skill and the jobs are always in high demand. Although I was honestly willing to take anything I could get to try and get some income going. It was a hard transition but I pretty much just told myself to stop being such a little friendly lady and forced myself to get out there. I still hate being around people or going out, but I'm at a job now that requires very little social interaction and when no ones around I pull out a laptop to watch anime or chat on irc. Been at my current job two years now and in that time was able to pay off a new(ish) car and put a down payment on a new house. I'd say my life is far from fixed, but it's a step in the right direction at least. And no, no friends who like me or anything like that, not unless you count a few random e-buddies on the other side of the globe.

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Is there anyone 30+ years old that lurks or posts here? I've been wondering a weird question. When is the best time in your life to stop masturbating? I'm almost 28 years old and I'm wondering if I'm seriously going to mess up the functionality of my dick. I've never had any problems getting an erection and ejaculating. I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12. I'm also wondering if there's a moral point or obligation to just stop masturbating due to being "too old"? I've even recently started watching old Hentai, not as fapping material but simply to enjoy it as an "anime" series but with sex. I get a lot of enjoyment watching ecchi and what some would call "borderline hentai". Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai? I'm just really confused on the entire topic to be honest.
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>If you're exploiting them and taking advantage of the situation you'd be a monster
No you wouldn't.
>makes me feel like a snake in the grass.
Are you sure these feelings didn't exist already? It's strange to imagine that one moment you're feeling perfectly fine about yourself and the next moment you're disgusted with yourself for being attracted to an attractive girl


Never post again


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herp derp derp durrrrr

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People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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I think this is what's wrong with my hair and why I have an extreme case of dandruff. What exactly did you do to clear up your problem?


Also I used to way back when I was in middle school. I looked around the classroom and was like guys, I'm making it snow! Other kids instantly thought I was absolutely disgusting. One girl tried to report that I had lice and a nurse came in with gloves while making me sit to deal with her going through my head in front of the entire class. No wonder my social life is nothing now days.


Use a shampoo that doesn't suck. Something harsh, salicylic acid will burn your fucking flakes away.

I also used to rub olive oil in my hair, to kind of keep it moist and to glom up junk in my hair and on my scalp.


lmao shampoo is for nerds my hair is strong and grows an inch every week. also sometimes when i scratch it white flakes or something fall out, dunno what that's all about, but a nice party trick
just drink from pubic fountains

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Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
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do it!


I'd have to really figure out what I could do to survive, I have no survival skills whatsoever, and about $5 to my name.


Most folks just spang for food money or oddjob. Laying down traps and shit is more sedentary behavior. If you can sleep on concrete and hang out with sketchy people all day every day, you can travel.


I don't know. I have slight social anxiety problems, but I can handle being around total strangers a lot better than being I know.


Man I got a 1488 get on Hitler's birthday and forgot about it.
I should be banished from the chanosphere for my crimes against memekind.

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