[ kaitensushi ] [ archive ] [ wildcard ] [ lounge / arcade / kawaii / kitchen / tunes / culture / silicon ] [ yakuza ] [ hell / lewd ] [ ? / irc ] [ lewd / uboa ] [ x ]

/hell/ - internet death cult

IROM OTNEMEM
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

• Files Supported: webm, swf, flv, mkv, torrent, 7z, zip, pdf, epub, & mobi.
• Embeds Supported: youtube, vimeo, dailymotion, metacafe, & vocaroo.
• Max. post size is 10MB / 4 files.

Remember to keep it cozy!
Catalog

Thank you to one donor for covering our hosting fees on short notice.

File: 1523691610465.jpg (182.61 KB, 900x1200, 1523497300912.jpg)

 No.1456[Reply]

Would you smash this?
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1464

Dang right I would. That's one fine looking pizza!

 No.1473

File: 1524033191013.png (458.22 KB, 680x772, 4bfa38d4ec6e4a084f88ebb487….png)

>>1456
My body is ready for pussy and pizza.

 No.1475

>>1473
>pussy
sushi roll, I have bad news.

 No.1491

>>1473
>she

 No.1493

File: 1524755504523.jpg (20.23 KB, 400x400, 906727a75478eed7e377cfa95b….jpg)

>>1475
>>1491
Am I gay?



File: 1523252942617.jpg (99.58 KB, 900x900, 5eb67887854e0f54e03c226c2e….jpg)

 No.1437[Reply]

Is there anyone 30+ years old that lurks or posts here? I've been wondering a weird question. When is the best time in your life to stop masturbating? I'm almost 28 years old and I'm wondering if I'm seriously going to mess up the functionality of my dick. I've never had any problems getting an erection and ejaculating. I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12. I'm also wondering if there's a moral point or obligation to just stop masturbating due to being "too old"? I've even recently started watching old Hentai, not as fapping material but simply to enjoy it as an "anime" series but with sex. I get a lot of enjoyment watching ecchi and what some would call "borderline hentai". Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai? I'm just really confused on the entire topic to be honest.
5 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1453

File: 1523649377962.jpg (31.85 KB, 540x430, 1523346695445.jpg)

>>1441
My neighbor's niece lives with them and is somewhere around 16. I'm pretty sure she's the one that left a box of chocolate with a red bow on it in my mailbox on valentine's, the cliched brat. If you're exploiting them and taking advantage of the situation you'd be a monster, just take it as flattery. We all had a crush on someone older than us when we were that age. I do confess I think she has pretty eyes and sometimes sneak glimpses of her reading in their backyard, but to admit even this much makes me feel like a snake in the grass.

 No.1455

>>1440
I read somewhere that attraction towards younger people comes from not socializing for a long time, so when you think of sex you default to thinking of how people looked the last time you were around them, so if you haven't been around people much since you were in school then that might be why.

 No.1472

>>1455
That honestly makes a lot of sense. I can understand that.

 No.1474

29 here and I'm more concerned about the lack of doing it. I've been doing it less and less as I get older. I'd say I'm at an average of 3-4 times a month now. It's not really due to morals (don't see what that has to do with it), I just have a fading libido and find it more trouble than it's worth. Being a few weeks away from becoming a wizard might have something to do with it. If I ever had a partner things might be different but as it is I'm worried the pipes are going to rust of from the lack of use.

 No.1492

>>1437
Ive heard of 70 year olds beat their dick like it owes them money from a friend who worked at a care home. its probably fine.



File: 1507736624680.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.8 KB, 640x570, 6100612361_bd2ed0b474_z.jpg)

 No.1169[Reply]

Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
19 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1485

>>1479
do it!

 No.1486

>>1485
I'd have to really figure out what I could do to survive, I have no survival skills whatsoever, and about $5 to my name.

 No.1488

>>1486
Most folks just spang for food money or oddjob. Laying down traps and shit is more sedentary behavior. If you can sleep on concrete and hang out with sketchy people all day every day, you can travel.

 No.1489

>>1488
I don't know. I have slight social anxiety problems, but I can handle being around total strangers a lot better than being I know.

 No.1490

>>1488
Man I got a 1488 get on Hitler's birthday and forgot about it.
I should be banished from the chanosphere for my crimes against memekind.



File: 1514455112355.jpg (305.01 KB, 1600x1063, kinnikubishoujo.jpg)

 No.1239[Reply]

This girl is strong as hell.
8 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1408

File: 1522361878283.jpg (86.37 KB, 600x1105, strong.jpg)

Yo this girl is strong as HELL.

 No.1415

>>1414
Why on earth is specifically this thread getting spammed? Surely they don't think they're allowed just because it has pretty girls in it?

 No.1416

>>1415
The long and strong girls invited them. Bunch of troublemakers, those girls. But who is going to stand up to them, you?

They are too long and they are too strong, we cannot hope to defeat them.

 No.1421

File: 1522711096049.jpg (88.58 KB, 745x600, invaders.jpg)

As long as we stay strong, hell girls will defeat the pulled pork with the help of nice invaders.

 No.1487

File: 1524136663235.gif (3.87 MB, 400x409, 4b7d8e873820bb2dc7f735d8d5….gif)

>>1239
Strong Asians became a fetish thanks to Asuka.



File: 1523458649660.png (86.11 KB, 191x115, 147759177235s.png)

 No.1442[Reply]


People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
8 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1462

>>1460
No, I was using it to show >>1452 that it wasn't really a conspiracy theory. Believe it or not though, a lot of people do actually deny that planned obsolescence exists.

 No.1471

>>1452
>>1459
>>1460
>>1462
We live in truly bad times. When would you say that companies started taking this path? I personally would date it as early as back to the the "depression era".

 No.1476

Cheap shampoos can indeed ruin your hair. I never thought much about it till I started noticing a heavy build up of some sort of crusty flaky substance on my scalp which felt like scabs. Turned out to be wax residue from the shampoos I was using. I got that cleared out but not before it caused some noticeable damage.

 No.1482

>>1471
Man this is just natural human behaviour. The shareholder method of governance often leads to nothing but the clawing for constant increase in profits.

I think family run businesses are better in this regard, they often seem satisfied with a sort of "not increasing but still making a steady profit" type of operation, which I think is the most sustainable operation. Not that I have anything to base that on, it's pure speculation.

 No.1483

>>1482
>I think family run businesses are better in this regard, they often seem satisfied with a sort of "not increasing but still making a steady profit" type of operation, which I think is the most sustainable operation. Not that I have anything to base that on, it's pure speculation.

I'm sure their customers are generally more pleased about their service as well. I know that I usually enjoy going to a small business location a lot more than a big business chain, etc.



File: 1506274987837.jpg (3.65 MB, 2848x4288, Chaire_Cathédrale_Liège_24….jpg)

 No.1145[Reply]

What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.
12 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1412

I think he is stoned

 No.1413

He's shocked and amazed by all of the strong and long girls in the next thread over.

 No.1478

He looks like he's wondering how he managed to piss off his girlfriend this time.

 No.1480

It looks like something sudden happened that broke his worldview and he is very upset and confused, like someone said to him 'nice nips' and he realised that he has never worn a shirt in his whole life and how could this have happened.

 No.1481

>>1412
I lost.



File: 1522589280164.jpg (435.45 KB, 1600x1600, 046 (2).JPG)

 No.1418[Reply]

ynfg avtug jnf jrveq, vg jnf orpnhfr zl qernz jnf gur fnzr cerzvfr nf gur avtug orsber. v jnf jbexvat ng fbzr trareny pbaprffvbaf fgnaq ng n znwbe yrnthr onfronyy tnzr jvgu zl sevraq. jr jrer gur bayl gjb crbcyr jbexvat. zl sevraq unq gb freir gur sbbq naq v unq gb jneq bss rarzl snaf jub jrer gelvat gb qrfgebl gur fgnaq. gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss. gur ragver fgnqvhz jnf qrpbengrq va nccyrorr'f fcbafbefuvc. v qba'g xabj jung vg zrnaf, v qba'g sbyybj onfronyy ng nyy.

 No.1419

>gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss.
Znqr zr ynhtu.
V bapr unq n fvzvyne qernz jurer gur jubyr avtug V xrcg qernzvat va gur pbagrkg bs n erfgnhenag jurer nccneragyl V jnf gur znantre. Ng fbzr cbvag V jnf chyyvat gur jngre ba n sybbqrq ebbz juvyr V jnf qrnyvat jvgu n pbhcyr bs hacyrnfnag pyvragf. Gurer jnfa'g ernyyl zhpu fhofgnapr gb vg ohg gur jubyr qernz qrirybcrq va gung pbagrkg bs gur erfgnhenag. Jung vg zrnaf V qba'g xabj rvgure, cebonoyl whfg n fbeg bs onpxtebhaq va juvpu gb cynpr gur riragf bs gur qernz. Gur fhopbafpvbhf vf n fgenatr guvat.

 No.1420

ROT-13? Pfft, my reply is so secret that I had to use ROT-26.

 No.1454

up



File: 1520592449606.png (702.64 KB, 645x639, 1519420560338.png)

 No.1373[Reply]

Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
14 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1428

File: 1522773028817.png (105.2 KB, 438x235, 1.png)

>>1427
We've all been there.

 No.1429

>>1427
The Trainspotting films are required viewing for life. The second not so much but most certainly the first, 100%.

 No.1432

>>1429
Ewan MacGregor sucks and I hate him.

 No.1438

>>1376
Not OP, but I'm slowly working on this myself. But I keep making the mistake of listing way too much. I'll start to become overwhelmed, it'll crumble, and then I'll start all over again. I've been in this repeated attempt in fixing my life this way since 2010. I need to try to figure out a perfect balance with my daily schedules.

 No.1450




File: 1495693282800.jpg (100.27 KB, 855x720, 1491188687243.jpg)

 No.743[Reply]

What other sushi rollymous imageboard sites do you frequent?
80 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1433

>>1345
>/what/
do you by any chance know why its been down for a few weeks now? is it officially over?

 No.1434

>>1433
Admin got arrested for the death of his grandmother (negligence).

 No.1435

>>1434
actually, I just figured out I'm dumb. not4jp.ml went down but what-ch.mooo.com/what/ still works

 No.1436

>>1435
I mistook /what/ for /hima/,sorry. Been pretty tired recently.

 No.1448

>>831
>Online communities have very low standards
FTFY



File: 1521675157507.jpg (427.63 KB, 516x729, 67798283_p0.jpg)

 No.1392[Reply]

I want to have sex with black hanekawa.

 No.1402

File: 1522001710036.jpg (206.65 KB, 1757x1556, 1507095585991.jpg)

I want to have sex with regular hanekawa

 No.1411

File: 1522437116386.webm (2.02 MB, 640x360, blackhanekawa.webm)




Delete Post [ ]
Previous [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
| Catalog
[ kaitensushi ] [ archive ] [ wildcard ] [ lounge / arcade / kawaii / kitchen / tunes / culture / silicon ] [ yakuza ] [ hell / lewd ] [ ? / irc ] [ lewd / uboa ] [ x ]