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Air bubbles and dissolved air in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people.Strokes and deaths.


You know, if you kept this down to just a post every two weeks, nobody would mind. Sure, you can respond to people if they reply to you, but your vanguard of shitposts needs to be quality over quantity or you'll crash and burn.

This one was kinda gruesome, not as jokey as the others. I like the creative direction you're taking with this series of posts, I hope you listen to my advice because you have talent and I want to see what else you can come up with, when the time is right.



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Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
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I've been a NEET off and on for as long as I've been out of school. I went in deep as a hikkimori mode for a while while trying to get on autisumbux but had no luck. I desperately tried to find a way of making money from home or online and explored dozens of options, but came up empty handed each time. I was lucky to make $100 in a month. I started getting older and fed up and didn't want to keep living the way I was. I started looking for a job and got one. Luckily my field doesn't require much skill and the jobs are always in high demand. Although I was honestly willing to take anything I could get to try and get some income going. It was a hard transition but I pretty much just told myself to stop being such a little friendly lady and forced myself to get out there. I still hate being around people or going out, but I'm at a job now that requires very little social interaction and when no ones around I pull out a laptop to watch anime or chat on irc. Been at my current job two years now and in that time was able to pay off a new(ish) car and put a down payment on a new house. I'd say my life is far from fixed, but it's a step in the right direction at least. And no, no friends who like me or anything like that, not unless you count a few random e-buddies on the other side of the globe.


I used to be an agoraphobic NEET. Horribly anxious and addicted to pills and other substances, given to me by enabling family members. Eventually became homeless, which was the lowest point in my life. However, being homeless forced me to change significantly. Very rapidly, too.

Then I got a shitty job, slept on someone's couch for a while, went back to college, and eventually got an entry-level tech job.

I have one good friend and a few acquaintances now.

Life is very difficult, but I'm still surviving.


Please explain why someone would want to stop being a hikkineet? It's the perfect life!


For me it was just a downward spiral. I couldn't get a decent income, and the people I was mooching off just got more and more angry with me. Impossible to stay NEET when the government cuts all funding if you're not at least taking part of work related programs.

I think this kind of life only works out for a few individuals that manage to find some kind of steady income without having a traditional job. I wish that was me, but it is just so much easier for me to get a job. Problem for me is that I spent my 20s unemployed, and now that I'm in my 30s, I'm unable to get a steady job. Most jobs I can get are very emotionally abusive and doesn't always give you enough hours every month to make ends meet.

I think to be a successful NEET, you should make sure you can take care of yourself, without having to rely too much on others.


It sure as hell wasn't "perfect" for me. Being able to do whatever whenever was nice, but everything else was just so soul crushingly terrible. Having to count pennies with anything beyond $100 requiring intense long-term financial planning or handouts from family, the paralyzing passiveness of "I'll get around to it" with zero self improvement despite the seemingly infinite time, not doing anything apart from passively consuming media, the interactions with family being those awkward affairs you don't want to face, I most definitely don't miss any of that horseshit and I'm really trying to keep up the momentum I've gathered recently.

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Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.


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It is okay to burn with passion.


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What if I have a passion for getting burned?

Like, should I use shampoo? Seems like that worked for that schizo guy two threads down, but I don't want to go bald….

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Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
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I don't know. I have slight social anxiety problems, but I can handle being around total strangers a lot better than being I know.


Man I got a 1488 get on Hitler's birthday and forgot about it.
I should be banished from the chanosphere for my crimes against memekind.


i don't know how to do spoilers. this is the first time i've tried


For some odd reason, whenever I go to a Home Depot and have to take a piss, I retract my foreskin to piss. But I only do this at Home Depot. I don't really know why I do this, it never feels good to have my tip rub against my underwear. I also have an annoying bump on my ballsack that has to be acne but I can never get rid of it.


You should probably just get it checked out. Worst case scenario, you got to third base with some nurse's aide and you get some exfoliant for your testes.

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This girl is strong as hell.
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wtf i wanna die from long and strong girls now


Sorry man, I tried. I even gave it a couple extra days. Now we're on to the next stupid thing.


why is this spammer only in this thread? weird.


thanks for posting that .gif, I've been using it to check up on how gay I am. Every 4-5 days, just clicking on it, watching it, asking myself how I feel about it. Still very berry gay, but we must remain ever vigilant against thoughtcrime, so my routine remains.


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This girl was wrong as hell.
RIP James Hetfield's mom.

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I have certain states of mind and certain things can click me into different states.
Songs and images do this especially often.
Sometimes I'll listen to a particular song and it will momentarily revert me back to the feeling of when I was at school.
Trains and stations are probably my favourite one. They make me feel elated sometimes
This is essentially "back when life was good" (even though I know my mind subconsciously blocks out the bad) moments, and I really treasure them. Though it's often incredibly wistful.

Anyway, Gondola is very good at inducing these feels sometimes, so that's why I like them.

Sorry for semi-offtopic.


Gondola is cool and stuff, but how is this related to the topic? There is also a gondola thread in /lounge/.


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I made a shitty gondola doodle


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I like it, sushi :)

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People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.


Why do the overlords want us to be bald?


Bald people look like babies, it kinda fits with the whole nanny state groove.


of course food kills us. so does air, slowly. they run the systems in our body till they fail and we keel over. but hey, i can still play video games right? so its whatever

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Why do i feel this sense of impending doom? i think ive gotten things figured out and i can clearly see what i need to do to live a good life, but i feel with every step i take, with every month that passes, with every changing season, im only awaiting a brutal revaluation bound to happen in my lifes time. Like a day of judgement, a day that breaks all logic and bends reality. the answer to all the problems that life has.

I feel like im going to meet god. Like we are going to meet god, and transcend into a higher being.

Am i crazy sushirolls? does anyone else feel it?
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This is true. We have all the good things we have because we don't have to feed ourselves. There's nothing you can do but hope the food keeps coming really, which is what's so scary about it.

Everyone becomes an expert in something and does it for each other, and hope others do theirs for you.

Also the US is easily able to feed itself. I read about it somewhere but since forgot the details but the mid west alone produces a huge surplus of food and is the worlds largest food exporter. Followed by, believe it or not, the Netherlands which has about 45% of the US export value.

That said, I think it would probably be a good thing if a slight knowledge of growing food was more widespread. Just in case.

>I just don't think that every super market needs to be stocked with produce from around the globe.
The simple answer to that is that the places which allow for various types of food are few, and the development to exploit it to the full is even more rare. Lots of logistics is usually a sign of efficiency in production. You pick a place that suits something, get good at it then send it where it's needed. It's the same reason you have one hospital filled with experts in one place, then bring the patients to it.


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>>1165 >>2497 >>1163 >>2492
I don't like the idea of shipping food all over the world, it seems wasteful. But I do appreciate the benefits, done well it definitely allows everyone to have a better quality of life.

What keeps me comfy at night is doing my little bit, buying local stuff whenever it's available, growing a little bit of my own food.
Whilst the economics of growing your own staples kinda suck, there's plenty of things you can grow that are really rewarding. Fruit and herbs are my favourites because they often suffer the most from long distance shipping, a fresh tomato grown by a beginner in the wrong climate can still beat anything from the supermarket.

Sometimes I feel like OP, that no matter what I do it'll all fall apart in the end. But working to make my little bit of the world comfier for everyone helps to keep my mind off it. I just do my bit and hope everyone else does theirs.

Another thing that keeps me going when all seems dark is the idea of feedback. Fedeback in society often seems positive, people just go with the flow, they see good they do more good, they see bad they do more bad. Sometimes it seems like for that reason we're just a few really shit days away from a downward spiral into eternal shittyness.
But the fact that humans are still around and not doing too badly suggests to me that there's some strong negative feedback too, and that's where I put my faith.
On some level, almost everyone wants things to be better and has the capability to make them so. Today, they might not care, but the worse things get the more motivated people are to fight it. Opression breeds resistance, adversity strengthens resolve, and as long as the knowledge remains that things could be better, they will eventually get better again.

Remember rolls, the smallest act of rebellion against a hopeless situation can inspire a whole counterculture. Vive la révolution confortable!


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Woops, I completely misread >>1152 and got a little carried away.
Hopefully there's still something worth reading in my crazy tired person ramblings.


That was interesting enough to remind I should buy or find the necessary to grow herbs to bring more joy into my food.

Your feedback part is interesting, but I'm already too drunk to add something of value about it. I can fantasize about hermit life and hide it all I want, I'm an empty shell without the validation and recognition of the few people I adore


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Would you smash this?
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it was kc tire


Two months later and your broken sentences are still driving me bananas.


Would fuck his ass and make him cum on the pizza. We both eat the pizza afterwards and maybe get married later.


as long as there's no talking maybe


That feel when I've never had sex on top of a pizza.

I wanna imprint my knees into the cheese.

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