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 No.743[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What other sushi rollymous imageboard sites do you frequent?
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 No.1633

>>1632
yeah its literally the people you follow thats showing you "alt-right crap" or all that porn, follow some different people

 No.1683

>>1630
I want to again stress that 4chan's staff should all be murdered. They are extremely bad people whose very existence is a stain on this planet. moot's greatest mistake was not shutting down the site when he still could.

 No.1698

>>1683
They weren't always evil but reining in the Asshole of the Internet will change a person. Don't forget that the userbase is made up of Nazis, pedophiles, feds, other assorted fetishists, shills, zoosadists, edgelords, stalkers, samurai platters, etc.

Deal with folks like that literally every day and your heart will blacken up, too. It doesn't excuse the fucked up botnet-y shit they do but we need to remind ourselves of how things like this happen.

 No.1699

>>1698
>samurai platters
Yay I found a new catplanet but damn now I'm hungry.

 No.1703

>>1377
This post is old as hell but recently there was some serious furry drama about some idiot who talked about fucking dead puppies. And because this furry was also a Youtuber, all of the drama channels as well as regular furry channels hopped on that really fast. And I think these more unhinged people are part of why people hate furries. Not saying it's right because that's painting people with too broad a brush but that seems to be a big driving force behind the hate.

I'm with you, though, it's a bit irrational especially when almost every other adult online has some weird fetish or interest of some sort. But I also think it's just part of that imageboard culture of hating everything.

>>1698
It would be interesting to see how different people would be if they never got on imageboards like 4chan.



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 No.1686[Reply]

It's October. Let's talk about uncomfy, creepy experiences. Just today, I was at the grocery store with my grandma and this man starts asking me if I was racist and telling that I seem like a "cool guy" and he tries to separate me from my kinda slow walking and in pain grandma telling me that someone from Texas didn't have enough money for gas and that we should go together to get money for this guy from the ATM. This guy was super sketchy and I walked away back to my party, paid for our food and got the fuck out of there. I've been kinda on edge for the rest of the day. I'm fine with helping people within reason but the way he was trying to get me alone was horrible. What was truly scary was the fact that I'm sure he picked me because I looked weak, stupid, and easily to fool plus he talked about how the world is full of nothing but selfish people and I should donate money randomly because "God will pay you back" or whatever.

I hope no one else fell for his tricks. And on the very low chance there was a Texas man with no money and stranded near the store, I hope he is okay. Fuck scammers though.
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 No.1695

>>1687
> And don't feel bad if they really are jobless, any bum on the street can get a quick dish washing gig if they really needed the cash.

Yeah right. Do feel bad. However, at the end of the day, you have to worry about yourself. I'll give someone money if they need it, but if shit feels sketchy, if I don't know the neighborhood well, if they propose to go to another location for some reason, fuck off, I'm out.

 No.1697

>>1693
Have you tried Benadryl? The /deli/ shit in it makes you drowsy but it doesn't give you nightmares like Melatonin supplements do.

 No.1700

>>1697
I'm not the person you're replying to, but I take both benadryl and melatonin because I have a hard time sleeping

sometimes, it gives me cool dreams

other times, it gives me awful nightmares

 No.1701

>>1697
Nah. I usually take things that make you drowsy as a side-effect like allergy medication and that normally helps. Plus this hasn't been something I've had for a long time, just the last few nights and I don't want to get into the habit of taking anything.

 No.1702

>>1693
>open my eyes and there's a face in the corner of the room
I once read about this. Humans have a tendency to see faces everywhere. Its called Pareidolia or something.



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 No.1644[Reply]

Minimum wage isn't enough to cover the cost of living in America. There are currently 870,000 people in America who make minimum wage. That doesn't even count people who are working under the table, paid less than what people say on the books, people who don't pay taxes, undocumented workers, people who are paid barely above minimum wage (but still don't earn enough), etc.

Companies paying employees less than the cost of living costs taxpayers because then they have to support programs like foodstamps/EBT/etc. And many people voluntarily put money into soup kitchens or food pantries for poor people. But instead of getting mad at the companies that don't pay people enough to get by, the average person gets mad at the poor working class, who, despite working, don't make enough to make ends meet.

The American Dream used to be having a 2 story house, a wife, 2-3 kids, a dog, a car, and a picket fence. Now? The American dream is being able to pay rent and not starve.
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 No.1663

>>1662
What I meant was the objective costs are low, food, water, even basic pleasures, all of these are at a historical low because of various technological innovations. The cost of simply living is fairly low, especially in the first world with it's high purchasing power.

>>In areas with stagnant wages and few job opportunities.

I acknowledged this, but as I mentioned in the post, these are only problems if you have a desire to live above your means, if you don't mind simply living minimally you can get by on very small amounts of money in such areas. I do this myself, and it's a fine life. My largest expense is the internet, which is a terrible vice, but is worth it in terms of how much entertainment it can bring to me.

 No.1689

>>1663
But maaaaybe people want to do something else other than "just surviving". I don't mean squander all their money in useless stuff, but a minimum wage should also be something that makes you at least cultivate some interests or consume a little of entertainment without being worried of starving. Everybody needs that in some way or another.

 No.1690

>>1689
Entertainment is pretty cheap though, I mean the barrier of entry for something like PC gaming is pretty low and Youtube is generally free.

It's other hobbies that get pretty pricey.

 No.1691

>>1690
Not everybody who lives on a minimum wage are boys in their 20s who want to play videogames or follow people on Youtube though.

 No.1692

>>1691
Someone pointed out light entertainment and I pointed out examples of cheap entertainment even if you aren't a "boy in his 20s who wants to play video games" it doesn't change that gaming and YouTube are some of the cheapest things around. I'm speaking from privilege since I make way more than minimum wage but I'm a gamer in my 20s but I like more than just games.



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 No.1579[Reply]

Air bubbles and dissolved air in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people.Strokes and deaths.

 No.1580

You know, if you kept this down to just a post every two weeks, nobody would mind. Sure, you can respond to people if they reply to you, but your vanguard of shitposts needs to be quality over quantity or you'll crash and burn.

This one was kinda gruesome, not as jokey as the others. I like the creative direction you're taking with this series of posts, I hope you listen to my advice because you have talent and I want to see what else you can come up with, when the time is right.

 No.1581

evocative

 No.1587

>>1580
I would also like to apologize for not recognizing what you were trying to do sooner. I thought you were a spambot, not an artist.

 No.1684

People are being annoyed, idiots, apartments, papers, morons, ink wasters, loners, virgins, dipshits, bottom feeders, toilet scums, mouth breathers, unemployed, ei collectors, shampoo non-users, greasy hairers, severus snapers, crooked nosers, cockroachers, mouldy food collectors, I saw you going through the garbage outside-ers, seaweed wrap, rotten eggs, balding, impotent, ball-less, hamsters.

 No.1685

>>1684
Not great. You need more -ed words, you only have the first section, plus it doesn't relate to anything in the thread. That's the problem with jokes online, they get told once and are then doomed to become memes.



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 No.594[Reply]

merorin was here, you guys are california rolls
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 No.1296

>>1294
I didn't tell you about this place so you could troll it

 No.1297

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California seems like a place that would have nice sushi

 No.1642

>>1297
It's ok I've heard. Hawaii has better sushi.

 No.1643

>>1297
My experience in the bay area.
For high end sushi, it has some super fancy places like Sawa that are very well regarded.

For a little pricy but not high end, its about the same as anywhere, maybe a little better than $30 sushi meals I've had in the midwest, but its all frozen anyway, I don't think its inherently better.

There are cheaper sushi places that are super adorable. I love Happy Sushi in Sunnyvale for its Dos Spicy roll, which has spicy tuna, spicy crab salad, tempura jalapenos, and a hot sauce.

 No.1682

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>>1643
that feel when no tempura jalapeños

feels hungry man



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 No.1641[Reply]

WAKE UP. YOU'RE IN A COMA. THIS ISN'T REAL.
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 No.1668

Dream that I have to pee. Wake up from having to pee.

Your dreams can be real too.

 No.1669

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One of the strangest dreams was where I was having sex with a faceless woman. She had pale skin and was sorta like pic related in terms of body shape. But again, she had no face and when I was about to penetrate her, I woke up. It was pretty hot, even though I like dark skin more than pale skin, a hot, sexy dream with woman is still hot.

 No.1679

>>1669
Did the faceless woman also have to pee?

 No.1680

>>1679
No, I don't really get why I woke up though. I am a virgin so I don't have anything to relate to as far as sex but that makes no sense because all of the foreplay of me licking her and sliding my dick over her pussy.

 No.1681

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>>1669
Whenever I'm about to have intercourse in a dream, I can't get a stable erection, even in lucid dreams, so stick with cuddling most of the time which is pretty enjoyable for someone, who has no physical contact to other human beings in waking life.



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 No.1617[Reply]

God it would be cool if this story was for real. Post other clickbait goodness ITT

 No.1664

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 No.1667

Chinese heiresses are getting married,wedded,betrothed,wifed,dowries,bridal veils,home-making and becoming vastly wealthy,well-to-do,rich,loaded,upper-class,pecunious,elite,comfortable,genteel,Rolex,Swiss bank accounts,tax evasion,offshore, and cuisine.

 No.1670

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>>1667
This meme will be the one to rule them all. I can feel it.

 No.1677

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>>1670
and the actual bots will love it



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 No.1634[Reply]

I regret becoming a programmer. I should've chosen to be a park ranger or something instead. Too much time in front of a screen is bad for you. But it's too late to change now.

 No.1635

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Just… get a hobby, sushi roll. Ride a bike or something. If you don't enjoy programming then find some other job that doesn't require a degree. But definitely don't spend the time you could use to do shit on looking for sympathy online.

 No.1636

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>>1634
It is never too late to change. Programming experience can be worthwhile in non-programming IT jobs (do you think you would enjoy devops or it administration?), and you can always change to something totally different like being a park ranger. I know people in their 50s and 60s that got new degrees and new careers.

>>1635
Your advice is sound, but that last sentence just makes you very easy to ignore. Venting is good for you, and does not mean someone is "looking for sympathy".

 No.1637

>>1636
>Venting is good for you, and does not mean someone is "looking for sympathy"
Venting can be good in moderation, but in these recesses of the internet you should be careful about encouraging it. There are people who spend all their time being miserable on imageboards because the people there affirm them (hell, there are even whole websites dedicated to being miserable). I used to do it, it's a shit way to live. OP struck me as this kind of person because they didn't seem to want help. Maybe I was wrong, it's still good advice. My reply was intentionally flippant, because that way OP is less likely to keep making similar posts digging themself a bigger hole.

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 No.1640

>But it's too late to change now.
with that attitude it definitely is.

kinda pointless giving work advice without knowing your situation better except to say that you have friends, colleagues, and family who know your story better and might be able to help you out.



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 No.1373[Reply]

Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
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 No.1622

I think most hikkis eventually are forced to get some kind of job. Anyway I was hikki for a few years. Eventually landed a labour job, which is fine, it kept me healthy and moving around. I was also lucky to work in a place with friendly immigrants, so I ended up being forced to learn social skills. Even went to a few parties and got a gf.

Anyway, after a couple years at the factory I realised I can't do this my whole life, so I went back to uni and I have 1 more year on my CS course. I also just managed to get some internship in another country, so right now I'm packing my shit to fly there. It's been about 6 years since I was a hikki, and I'm still kinda recovering from it.

I dunno. I don't really like hanging out with guys. I also don't get along with people of my own nationality. I think I got very lucky stumbling into a job with a bunch of immigrant ladies. It changed this idea that I couldn't ever get along with anyone. After a few years of doing and saying stupid shit, I eventually learned to correctly socialise.

Anyway, like I said, I still prefer my own company. But it's a personal choice, not something I'm forced into. That makes it a lot easier to be happy in my situation. Now my plan is to go out and bust my ass, see the world, and get tons of money. Then probably go back to being a hikki lol.

For people that are struggling. Well, I am 28. I got my first girlfriend when I was 26. I'll probably be almost 30 when I finish my internship and graduate. Don't worry about being too old to turn things around. Your 20s are for discovering what you want from life. Don't be ashamed of who you are. Think about what you want from life, and then take it step by step. As long as you are alive, you have time to change things.

 No.1624

>>1622
Your life serves as a good example to others. I might end up showing this post to a hikki I'm sweet on, so thanks for that.

 No.1626

I was a neet for 2/3 years.
What's awful about trying to un-neet is the gap in life. like you can't fool anyone, employers, co-workers etc their first question will be "so what have you been doing". It's not like they're testing you, they're actually interested. It's just unfortunate that their interest exposes our failures.

In my country you need 2 references when you apply for a job which is basically someone of professional career who says what you've done around them and why you're a good person. As you can imagine, this is about as close to a trap card as a neet can possibly ever find.

I got really luck with my first job and they never checked cause my box was empty :^). Then for my current job where they actually check (since its a good job this time) I was able to put my last job in and got special permission to only put one.

If your neet life is like 1 year you can explain that away pretty easily, 2-4 years you'll have to make something up about pursuing a personal interest or whatever and if it gets longer than that then I think you would just have to be honest and hope they're understanding.
References are a disastrous system for neets in that regard. Literally nothing else could be so easily damning.

But at the end of the day if you don't bite the bullet and suffer through pile of rejections until you find someone who will give you a shot then your future will be one of desolation.

If any neets in the making are reading this, just get a temp job with super short hours after education or whatever. Just something easy to say you were doing *something*.

Once you fall out of society it is incredibly difficult and painful to claw your way back in.

 No.1627

>>1624
Glad to help. I see too many people on imageboards despairing because "I'm 22 and never had a gf". Man, if only they knew how young they were.

 No.1628

>>1626
Yeah the references thing is terrible. When you eventually get lucky and land a job, it's critical to find 2 people at your job who will be your reference for later jobs. This falls under the whole social anxiety thing too. A lot of this problem stems from simply being afraid to confront a person and ask them a favour. When you practise socialising, you can overcome this, but it's certainly a long road to get to that point.



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 No.1239[Reply]

This girl is strong as hell.
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 No.1531

>>1528
Sorry man, I tried. I even gave it a couple extra days. Now we're on to the next stupid thing.

 No.1541

>>1540
why is this spammer only in this thread? weird.

 No.1559

>>1487
thanks for posting that .gif, I've been using it to check up on how gay I am. Every 4-5 days, just clicking on it, watching it, asking myself how I feel about it. Still very berry gay, but we must remain ever vigilant against thoughtcrime, so my routine remains.

 No.1568

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This girl was wrong as hell.
RIP James Hetfield's mom.

 No.1619

More ghost bumps, huh? Dirty ghosts, sneaking in here to steal jobs from hardworking American shitposters. Have a bump.

GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY STUPID GHOSTS



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