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Captchas didn't work. Sticking to janitors while we try to think of something else.

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 No.4822[Reply]

I know God is just beta decay. I know the longer the beta decay the further you are from God. Do you still like Halal, CIA? The beta decay literally runs your memory.


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 No.4816[Reply]

What does this mean.


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 No.4152[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I thought of making this thread here so that I don't derail the place with things most people wouldn't like to indulge.
Sadness is something that can be a bit of a vicious cycle, indulge too much in it and you'll see it as your only refuge.
But, we do need to let it out sometimes. Come let out whatever is doing you wrong sushi
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 No.4747

I've had plenty of internet friends come and go.
But one will stay with me forever.
I've never met someone like them before or since.
We talked for eight hours a day like it was nothing, time flew by.
I think about them multiple times per week. Lately it's been every day.
I check my email a few times per month to see if they've come back. They said they might after all.
I think they may have committed suicide though.
I pray for them. I've told the Lord that if they're not in heaven, I'm not going there either.
I miss them, I miss them, I miss them.

 No.4797

>>4747 i feel you, i'm in the same boat with someone i talked a lot with on matrix, i woke up twice with their account deleted (or deactivated or whatever) twice; heard they accidentally doxxed themselves once and quit, then came back, touched base, spent talking for a while almost daily and then without warning just quit, couple of days after they had some family issues with their really asshole sister

fuck now i wonder what are they doing, i think i have their phone number but i'm not sure; i wonder if should i give them a call, god knows if that number is even still up

 No.4798

(woke up twice with X twice wtf is my english doing)

 No.4800

>>4798 same sushi, they now came back and we are touching base

 No.4815

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It's Valentine's and all I am doing today is work and possibly starting a game alone (pic related)



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 No.4808[Reply]

In my defense, I got bored.

 No.4809

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 No.4810

If resident evil is when zombies,
then Jesus resurrection is resident good?

 No.4811

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>>4810
no meth
gbutn in other good news i have my surgery finally scheduled

 No.4813

>>4811
Hey check this out, the federal internet is different from the state internet
>>4810



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 No.4803[Reply]

I never knew my works meant so much to you. Banzai!


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 No.3277[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

When was the last time you was in love?
I mean butterflies in your stomach and all that weird stuff.
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 No.4782

>>4545
All of my current friends I seldom talk to. Neither of us talk to the other for months at a time, and then out of the blue reach out and pick up where we left off. It's really nice as someone who finds most relationships boring but gets lonely.


I haven't felt love since my relationship with my ex fiancé went south. I have had minor little feelings here and there, and the odd hookup, but not love-love. I also became far more of a shut in since then, so no relationship has had enough oxygen to burn to the level of love. Although now that I am older I have discovered that love is not a feeling. Not really. The feeling folks describe as love is not love. It's infatuation, or puppy-love and it fades. Not knowing this caused me to ruin some really excellent romantic relationships in my youth as the feeling I thought was love faded. Love is not an emotion but a choice. One day that infatuation will fade. The relationship will run out of tinder and the fire will reduce to embers. Love is when you stoke those embers and keep the remnants of that fire alive. There may be a spark, and the fire may ignite again, but true love is the bed of coals. Not the flame.

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>>4782
>true love is the bed of coals
nicely said

 No.4790

>>3277
recently actually. it was a bizarre experience because i never really experienced it as a kid / teen. didnt work out tho but hey, it happens. it was kind of cool though, its like i unlocked a new feeling for the first time in my life lol

 No.4801

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>>3277
Love is an illusion, a cultural phenomenon that is advertised a day in a cultural lore, without a break.
And all this, of course, is tied to the force of sex, relationships, fetishes in the form of underwear, all kinds. In fact, this is a fiction at the level of God and religions.
If you really fall in love with someone in your life, then let this man and this languor, hormonal thrashing, burning. For any person will get tired over time and change, for people are imperfect and do not correspond to invented stamps of myths, dogmas, stereotypes, epics and poetry.

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>>4771
I would like to purchase this website in the interests of the people or persons who use it, Windows Security Questions be damned.



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 No.3174[Reply]

What advice would you give your 16-year-old self?
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 No.4754

kill yourself before it's too late

 No.4786

"School/work stress brings out the worst in people - keep your cool and be kind to everyone, always. You have no idea what they're going through." I also had problems with succumbing to peer pressure.

 No.4787

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Keep a daily schedule, balance learning, socializing, and hobbies. Open your mind, smile. It is not that bad.

 No.4788

Your passion for learning is your greatest asset and you will reap the benefits of all your invested time.

Also you might have ADHD and should get that checked out before starting your engineering studies, its gonna fuck you over majorly.

 No.4799

>>4754
This. Some fun things happen, but then it's a long downhill slide into loneliness, poverty, and overwhelming dissatisfaction. But, if I could go back in time I'd just go back to before I was born and kill my parents. Having children is the worst crime you can commit.



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 No.4792[Reply]

If you could cook food with your mind, would you be able to bake a pizza or boil spaghetti? What would be your standard dish?


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 No.1944[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Group screaming thread

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 No.4779

>>4777
I don't like being noisy. I will just sigh.

 No.4780

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 No.4781

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 No.4783

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>>4781
Man's gotta eat, bud

 No.4789

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 No.4755[Reply]

I need some advice on how I can be MORE effeminate instead of vice versa—I'm a man and also straight. Whether it be books, skin care routines, or whatever can help me "get in touch with my femininity" or whatever that's called, feel free to comment!
>Trying to improve my hygiene
>Trying to lose weight
These are the only things I'm doing right now but I believe there's more, so yeah
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 No.4760

Own cuter things! Color coordinate! Enjoy some pinks and tans and whites

 No.4761

Shave body hair and moisturize your skin.. soft. Skin care generally is specific to each person. What works for one might not work for another so you'll need some amount of trial and error.

Also, with weight loss, you might be interested in gaining fat in the "right places" maybe look for work out guides on how to improve your but and hips.

Reading lots of Yuri is my personal thing.

 No.4763

>>4761
How should I go about shaving my body hair? I can't decide tbh

 No.4764

>>4763
I recommend trimming areas like chest, and shaving pits.

 No.4785

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>>4761
>>4763
Alternatively, if you want to keep your body hair or are just so hairy it would be a huge pain to remove it, make sure to spend a good amount of time exfoliating with a first a rough and then a fine-grained sponge or loofah. If you're hairy it can be easier to not notice how much dust and grime you accumulate, but it's not at all dirty, as some people like to think. Make sure not to strip away all the natural oil though, since it keeps body hair soft and fluffy just like it does for head hair. This is why people use beard oil and stuff. Speaking of facial hair, if you have one, make sure to keep the skin under it well-exfoliated as well since you can get dead skin and dandruff buildup there even if you don't have it on your head. I recommend one of those exfoliating gloves made of loofah material to get at spots under longer hair or between folds in your face.

If you have calluses on your skin from working and stuff also make sure to keep those moisturized and exfoliated but don't try to remove them or grind them down. Healthy thick skin doesn't look any different from thin skin, though it's a bit squishy to the touch. If you know women in the military or the trades they will often have calluses in the same places as men in those jobs, but it's not as obvious because they just tend to be exposed to skincare knowledge from a younger age. Ask any women you know about skincare and hair care. You don't have to tell them the whole reasoning, just say you're curious or want to try it yourself if they ask why. From what I've seen most are usually very happy to talk about these things.

The location where actual fat is gained and lost is mostly based on genetics but yes, if you aren't Mr. Bones or Arnold low-body-fat then gaining some muscle around your blessed assurance can help fill out your bottom half. Just general leg day stuff. Squats, lunges leg presses and deadlifts are good lifts to hit multiple muscle groups, and I like doing leg curls and leg extensions for the hammies and quads respectively. Almost everybody appreciates nice shapely calves as well so it's good to work on those too, though in my experience the best workout for calves is unfortunately just being fat.



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