/hell/ - internet death cult

>>2142
This is really stupid.

Anyone else reading.
If you don't know the Japanese, it's literally "beans".

>>2144
I meant to have it be
"Mame" as in "Mommy".

Well, if 豆 both means beans and mommy, then it is very funny joke.
Thank you, OP.

i'm howling with laughter

>>2173
If you think that's good how about this:
Why don't we eat snow?
Because it tastes 雪.

>>2175
but 豆 looks like train
雪 looks like some troglodyte

>>2178
Alright alright okay fine alright how about a pun that doesnt' use kana.
Okay so

Why do we never see Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken take a piss in the manga?
Because he had to save Urea.

>>2181
Okay fine you didn't like that one then howe aboute thise.
Why did Kenshiro never kick Souther?
Because he lost his Shu.

>>2182
Okay maybe not many people in HELL read that so here's a knee-slapper from another manga
alright so
Why did Bucciarati grow up to be a thief?
Because he had sticky fingers.

>>2183
How about something topical then.

An angry businessman wanted to complain about how his fish was being served raw over perfectly cooked rice, see. He thought, "MAN. That chef must be insulting me!" So he marched into the kitchen uninvited– where on meeting the chef, found out she was a woman.
"Of course, she must be one of those feminists." Satisfied by this knowledge, he smugly turned to march back out– only to slip on a soysauce puddle and hurt his neck. Lying there with the female chef apologizing, he decided it was time to 鮨.

Why did Ass?

>>2175
> yukky
I got that.

Spelling jokes in two foreign languages are tough.

I could add my mother tongue, but that would burst the ラーメン.