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 No.628[Reply]

Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my sushi rollym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?
https://depreschan.ovh/int/

 No.629

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I don't trust that link and your writing seems coy. Like the writing of someone who wants to seem foreign but is clearly not.

But regardless of that, all external sites are to be posted here:
https://sushigirl.us/lounge/res/1640.html

 No.630

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>>629
this. Advertising your board is hunky dory but pls do it properly and don't litter. This board is named /kitchen/ for a reason.
Anyway, I clicked the link and it seems fine. Op is probably a vodka roll so that explains his english.

 No.631

>>630
but
>Maybe f-friends?
sounds too anime to be real


 No.625[Reply]

i want to kill myself

 No.633

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Follow your dreams, don't let anyone stop you! You can do it!

 No.642

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me 2, way 2 often 2 get old


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 No.646[Reply]

This is a funny image.

 No.647

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 No.651

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 No.657

>>651
why pregnant?


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 No.582[Reply]

I took a really big shit today, it felt pretty good.
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 No.653

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>>652
it was 6.4/10

 No.654

You should have taken a picture

 No.658

fml I always get incomplete evacuation and the bunny tail effect

I've given up and only take a shit before taking a shower because I would have to wipe endlessly otherwise

 No.659

Do you guys take probiotics? People always talk about their benefits to health and stuff, but I think that the #1 benefit from them is amazing shits. You could put my turds on display, enter them in a competition and they'd get #1 feces.

 No.660

>>659
I don't and my shits are the worst and make me want to kill myself. Which probiotics do you take?


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 No.627[Reply]

I like boys when they are pretty.

 No.663

c-cute


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 No.655[Reply]

You never need to apolgize for WAHA~

 No.697

>>655
Remember when /b/ was…
Oh, who am I kidding.

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>>699
>/b/ dying.
>25k post in
If only they knew how far the fall would be.


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 No.827[Reply]

i love being warm inside, sipping a hot drink while it's cold and drafty outside

 No.829

Same. But what about being dead inside?

 No.833

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>>829
Don't Open

 No.858

Hi kenny

 No.859

>>833
Is that what a morgue looks like?


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 No.810[Reply]

You don't remember how you got here, or even where "here" is. A bead of sweat trickles down the back of your neck, despite the cool subterranean air. You are naked, save for a pair of blue running shorts. Your first choice is between a pistol with a full magazine, and a a rather dense box with no apparent opening. What do /hell/?
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 No.836

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There isn't too much to say about the unknown box. There aren't any noticeable seams or any way to open it. The box is light enough to carry in one arm easily, but it's dense enough that you suspect it isn't hollow.

Other than the fact that it seems to shine under some light and be dull under others, the only apparent use for it is to use it as a blunt improvised weapon.

 No.838

>>836
bonk the man on the head with the box (lightly)

 No.850

>>838

this

 No.860

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You give a love tap with your mystery box on the strange figure. It slumps lifelessly to one side, revealing a small keycard.
You imagine that this keycard can fit in the conveniently color-coded slot to the door, but you should take the time to assess the situation and examine your surroundings. Either way, it's not like the door nor the keycard slot are going anywhere. You pick up the card for safe keepings.

 No.861

>>860
Examine my skin. That pattern on it seems worrying.


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 No.645[Reply]

Life is kinda boring.
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 No.661

Some time ago a guy told me something I didn't understand and crossed the street running and almost got it by a bus.

This is an interesting life stuff thread now.

 No.662

>>661
I ran across the street once and almost got hit by a bus pulling out of the bus lane. I didn't say anything to anyone beforehand, though.

 No.837

>>662
i almost hit someone running across the street when i was driving a bus,

 No.841

Where is that character from, OP?

 No.842

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>>841
My Hero Academia.


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 No.797[Reply]

I run a image board to but it hosted on tor I was wondering how do you add a picture on top I thought vichan didn't support it

https://n64chatewxfnmh4u.onion/chan/

 No.799

>>797
Find the $config['url_banner'] option in config.php, it's commented out. Put that in instance_config.php. You can either use an image or a rotation script for the value.

It's kind of a shithole but https://engine.vichan.net/support/ is the more appropriate place to ask this kind of question.


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