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We need more mods, now that I have a job again. New mods will be announced soon. Sorry about earlier. - Seisatsu

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D O Y O U R E M E M B E R .
I dont like comfy;;;;;;;; i lov it


The 26th night of September? /hell/ yeh I do buddy

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Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my sushi rollym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?


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I don't trust that link and your writing seems coy. Like the writing of someone who wants to seem foreign but is clearly not.

But regardless of that, all external sites are to be posted here:


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this. Advertising your board is hunky dory but pls do it properly and don't litter. This board is named /kitchen/ for a reason.
Anyway, I clicked the link and it seems fine. Op is probably a vodka roll so that explains his english.


>Maybe f-friends?
sounds too anime to be real


i want to kill myself


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Follow your dreams, don't let anyone stop you! You can do it!


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me 2, way 2 often 2 get old

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Transhumanism is shit. Uploading ones self to a computer will leave them open to control by megacorps and shit. Swapping your robust human body parts for "superior" robot parts will leave you to get shut down for having thoughtcrimes against your government or glorious corporate overlords.
>but what about muh open source?
even if an open source team were good enough to connect parts to your nervous system how the hell would that be secure or safe?
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Surrender your flesh, it is a relic and must be replace by better systems. It is moral imperative that you comply or you must be vaporized less you hinder our progress or denied future generation the gifts we give you today. The society you live in, the economy you suffer under and government you are ruled by will be destroyed or reformed into a more efficient means. You will soon learn to appreciate the singularity and newfound reality of pure pleasure. We also have a sick collection of happy hardcore and provide augmented reality waifus that act as life coaches and lovers.


>these cyclical "revolutions" will most likely be staged in the very venues that make things so complex
You mean within institutions of power (governments, banks, companies, etc.) like individual actors or factions or do you mean like mass movements expressed culturally or something else?


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>it is a relic and must be replace by better systems
I don't know about that sushi roll. Flesh is really cool; it fixes itself (to a point), and all it really needs is food and water. You can have your highly flammable battery pack if you want, but I'll stick to the nori rolls and rice balls if you don't mind.


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What if I said your girlfriend can look like these?


Jokes on you I'll never have a girlfriend

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Why aren't you on a vpn?

A vpn keeps you sushi rollymous on the internet.
It bypasses any school, home, office or country blocker.
It keep you un-banned from any website.
It keeps the government from spying on your internet activity.
It allows you to view region locked content from anywhere in the world.

If you like your freedom, I suggest you get a vpn http://sushi rollyourself.club
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VPNs as a sushi rollymity, or worse, privacy measure, come a bit close to snake oil as far as it goes.
There are legitimate uses for a VPN and they do provide some protection against things like national data-retention policies, but you're by no means sushi rollymous and there's no security agaist more pernicious forms of surveillance.
The VPN provider can easily see everything you do and you just have to take their word for the fact that their infrastructure is secure and nothing untoward is being done with that data.



>Why aren't you on a vpn?
Too poorfag for this.

>A vpn keeps you sushi rollymous on the internet.

No. VPN for more for privacy than sushi rollymity in my vision.(a.k.a torrenting, p2p programs and IMs)

>It bypasses any school, home, office or country blocker.

A good point.

>It keep you un-banned from any website.

Some sites banned the access by VPN.

>It keeps the government from spying on your internet activity.

In this case you need choose well your VPN and maybe it will be expensive and not so fast.

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Are any of the add-ons for firefox good or would it be better to subscribe to a service elsewhere?


A large number of free vpn services either do nothing or even worse, harvest your data, stay far away. The ones that don't are usually blocked by most sites due to being free (therefore open for abuse) and often don't get the job done as well as a paid subscription, and then even those paid services can turn out to be illegitimate.

I recommend reading the articles below to consider if purchasing a VPN subscription is the right choice for you and if it is, how each service compares to another. Keep in mind since these VPNs are paid services they naturally will have a motivation to advertise their product and have people post favorable reviews for them. There are many bittorrent/piracy news sites that are sponsored by VPNs and will post positive reviews from them. Even user recommendations on sites like other *chans (especially the big two) and reddit can contain reviews posted by the company. Do your research, not only are you giving them your money, you are entrusting your data to them.





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>sushi rollyourself

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This is a funny image.


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why pregnant?

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I took a really big shit today, it felt pretty good.
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it was 6.4/10


You should have taken a picture


fml I always get incomplete evacuation and the bunny tail effect

I've given up and only take a shit before taking a shower because I would have to wipe endlessly otherwise


Do you guys take probiotics? People always talk about their benefits to health and stuff, but I think that the #1 benefit from them is amazing shits. You could put my turds on display, enter them in a competition and they'd get #1 feces.


I don't and my shits are the worst and make me want to kill myself. Which probiotics do you take?

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I like boys when they are pretty.



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Tfw a friend induces bad feels

>getting drinks with friend

>starts talking about this grill I used to be friends with and had a huge crush on
>they're still friends
>been 2 years and I'm over it but avoid her like the plague
>"yeah she got back with her ex. I know you two will end up married though once you're both done being idiots."

My question is, is this the kind of opinion that normal people feel comfortable voicing? It seems completely over the line to me and really headfucked me.

Also pls delete thread if annoying social bullshit isn't allowed
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The most annoying thing about stating an unpopular opinion is that most people will get frustrated over it and then attempt to end the dialogue with a one liner in an annoyed tone instead of thinking about the subject and organizing their thoughts into a reply. They realize they don't have any arguments, but instead of trying to give a good response or saying "Huh, let me think this over later.", they decide to snap at whoever dared to make them reflect. Even hinting that things they took for granted are wrong is too much to bear for them.


It's because not being able to come up with a retort on the spot can make you feel stupid. Nobody wants to feel stupid.


I have a female friend that talks in a very similar manner. I know that there isn't total truth or meaningfulness to the statements but there is always an air of truth to them. Don't worry about it so much. I think, at least in my case maybe think about this angle, she thinks she is being nice by saying things like that. I was going to list examples but it seems too self centered the things she says.


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>post 666
>in /hell/
this deserves some form of recognition at least


Even sp00kier it's my first ever post to the new sushichan. and I didn't plan it. I think I need my priest.

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You never need to apolgize for WAHA~


Remember when /b/ was…
Oh, who am I kidding.


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>/b/ dying.
>25k post in
If only they knew how far the fall would be.

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