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ゆっくりしていってね !

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 No.738[Reply]

>my girlfriend is a slave to her family
>the apartment I live in is run down and full of druggies that make it impossible to know what peace and quiet is
>i can't find a job and am wasting time on imageboards
>i hate my life
>too much of a pussy to kill myself though
>however i am getting closer and closer each passing day to doing it

 No.740

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you need hentai in your life

 No.742

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>my girlfriend is a slave to her family
>the apartment I live in is run down and full of druggies that make it impossible to know what peace and quiet is
>i can't find a job and am wasting time on imageboards

I understand this pain all too well.

 No.745

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>>742
I always wonder if I can learn something from the image to you just posted or if it is just a spicy meme.
I mean, happy days are nice but if they are long gone, they are gone. How can it help to remember them?



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 No.711[Reply]

I-I hope you're mildly inconvienced t-today!
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 No.720

Jokes on you, I have AIDS.

Anti-Inconvenience Defence System.

 No.722

>>713
>spoler
that made me smile, thank you mildy inconveniencing witch

 No.723

>>720
I lmaoed irl

 No.725

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>>711
>23:16:11
Well, it already passed and only had an hour so I guess I managed to escape your wrath.

>>713
I too wanted more so I found them.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=7282341

 No.736

>>713
I cant believe it worked…

>>725
You're the best, sushiroll!



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 No.734[Reply]

Hell is pretty nice. I like it here.


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 No.718[Reply]

What's the best way to conceal masturbating in church?
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 No.728

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>>718
Become a priest.

 No.729

Say you're possessed by the devil and jerk it in front of everyone. Nothing like hiding in plain sight.

 No.731

Depending on your age you can get the priest to do it for you

 No.732

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Wait until singing time. Hallelujah!

 No.733

>>729
This one would be hilariously good.



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 No.664[Reply]

I have eaten all the sushi and now have enlarged.

 No.665

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How large?

 No.670

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>>665
Extra large.

 No.719

>>664
>>670
I approve. Continue.

 No.730

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>tfw no chubby gf to eat unhealthy food with.



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 No.695[Reply]

I fapped this morning and now my balls hurt, does this mean they're dying?

Btw they kinda feel like someone's constantly squeezing on them.

 No.698

Do you have steel door? You could put them in the door jamb and SLAM! Problem solved.

 No.702

I saw some traps the other day that made my Shenlong.

 No.715

I get the same thing, sometimes, it's the because ejaculation tends to lend to your ball tightening your ballsack in order to prevent any additional semen from leaving so that it may regenerate. In your case I believe you have jacked of so much that the vain which semen flows from your balls is sore from continuously being tighten causing the pain you feel. Let your balls rest, sushi.



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 No.704[Reply]

I haven't worked in over a year, how long have my fellow NEETs been NEET?

 No.705

A year and 3 months, but it's going to end soon. Updates when it does.

 No.706

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Forever. Okay that's a lie I got my GED when I was 18.



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