How about something topical then.
An angry businessman wanted to complain about how his fish was being served raw over perfectly cooked rice, see. He thought, "MAN. That chef must be insulting me!" So he marched into the kitchen uninvited– where on meeting the chef, found out she was a woman.
"Of course, she must be one of those feminists." Satisfied by this knowledge, he smugly turned to march back out– only to slip on a soysauce puddle and hurt his neck. Lying there with the female chef apologizing, he decided it was time to 鮨.