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 No.1442[Reply]


People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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 No.1506

>>1502
ewww

 No.1507

>>1476
I think this is what's wrong with my hair and why I have an extreme case of dandruff. What exactly did you do to clear up your problem?

 No.1508

>>1502
Also I used to way back when I was in middle school. I looked around the classroom and was like guys, I'm making it snow! Other kids instantly thought I was absolutely disgusting. One girl tried to report that I had lice and a nurse came in with gloves while making me sit to deal with her going through my head in front of the entire class. No wonder my social life is nothing now days.

 No.1512

>>1507
Use a shampoo that doesn't suck. Something harsh, salicylic acid will burn your fucking flakes away.

I also used to rub olive oil in my hair, to kind of keep it moist and to glom up junk in my hair and on my scalp.

 No.1515

>>1442
lmao shampoo is for nerds my hair is strong and grows an inch every week. also sometimes when i scratch it white flakes or something fall out, dunno what that's all about, but a nice party trick
>>1452
just drink from pubic fountains



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 No.1145[Reply]

What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.
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 No.1412

I think he is stoned

 No.1413

He's shocked and amazed by all of the strong and long girls in the next thread over.

 No.1478

He looks like he's wondering how he managed to piss off his girlfriend this time.

 No.1480

It looks like something sudden happened that broke his worldview and he is very upset and confused, like someone said to him 'nice nips' and he realised that he has never worn a shirt in his whole life and how could this have happened.

 No.1481

>>1412
I lost.



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 No.1418[Reply]

ynfg avtug jnf jrveq, vg jnf orpnhfr zl qernz jnf gur fnzr cerzvfr nf gur avtug orsber. v jnf jbexvat ng fbzr trareny pbaprffvbaf fgnaq ng n znwbe yrnthr onfronyy tnzr jvgu zl sevraq. jr jrer gur bayl gjb crbcyr jbexvat. zl sevraq unq gb freir gur sbbq naq v unq gb jneq bss rarzl snaf jub jrer gelvat gb qrfgebl gur fgnaq. gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss. gur ragver fgnqvhz jnf qrpbengrq va nccyrorr'f fcbafbefuvc. v qba'g xabj jung vg zrnaf, v qba'g sbyybj onfronyy ng nyy.

 No.1419

>gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss.
Znqr zr ynhtu.
V bapr unq n fvzvyne qernz jurer gur jubyr avtug V xrcg qernzvat va gur pbagrkg bs n erfgnhenag jurer nccneragyl V jnf gur znantre. Ng fbzr cbvag V jnf chyyvat gur jngre ba n sybbqrq ebbz juvyr V jnf qrnyvat jvgu n pbhcyr bs hacyrnfnag pyvragf. Gurer jnfa'g ernyyl zhpu fhofgnapr gb vg ohg gur jubyr qernz qrirybcrq va gung pbagrkg bs gur erfgnhenag. Jung vg zrnaf V qba'g xabj rvgure, cebonoyl whfg n fbeg bs onpxtebhaq va juvpu gb cynpr gur riragf bs gur qernz. Gur fhopbafpvbhf vf n fgenatr guvat.

 No.1420

ROT-13? Pfft, my reply is so secret that I had to use ROT-26.

 No.1454

up



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 No.1392[Reply]

I want to have sex with black hanekawa.

 No.1402

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I want to have sex with regular hanekawa

 No.1411

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 No.1404[Reply]

INVISIBLE MONKEEZ!

 No.1406

also jellyfish thread



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 No.1307[Reply]

My chest hair is too thin and girly.

I'm never gonna get a bf
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 No.1312

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>>1311
Oh my god, sushi, I'm so sorry.
I will weep for you and your perpetually itchy nipples.

 No.1313

>>1307
meh fuck the people who judges your chest hair - you don't need them.

 No.1315

>>1313
Thank you for your kind words of support, sushi.
I will always be a little shocked and disappointed in myself. I should have listened to my grandfather's advice on this and ate more bratwurst. That man was fuzzy as hell, even after chemo. I let him down, I wish I liked meat enough to have followed in his wisdom.

 No.1387

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I always wondered what people need hair for. Even transplantation is a thing nowadays. I would be glad to be bald all over. It would be easier to decide where my body ends and where the world begins, a common problem of my daily hassle.

 No.1391

>>1387
A beard is nice in the winter. Going all Mumford and Sons really fills in the gaps of your cold weather gear nicely.

The rest of it? Doesn't seem to have much purpose.



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 No.1366[Reply]

sushi/pol/ General
This general is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

The variety of comments allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse. As such, we explore potentially """uncomfy""" topics such as national socialism, 3DPD, black dragon rolls, california rolls, and how the jews are responsible for every evil in the world.

Please try to stay on topic.

 No.1367

Correction: "black dragon rolls" and "california rolls" should read: "?iggers" and "ℱaggots", respectively.

 No.1368

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Is Trump playing 3D chess with the gaming industry?

What is going to happened?

>President Trump to Meet With Game Industry Folks on March 8


http://nichegamer.com/2018/03/05/president-trump-meet-game-industry-folks-march-8

https://archive.is/ujZFP

 No.1369

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Admin can be reached at cuteboysmap@gmail.com

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Use the map to make friends or find another cute boy to be lewd with. Don't be shy! If you make a marker, the rest of the cute boys will make markers too. The map is updated and new markers are approved whenever I get around to it. Usually takes about a month depending on how many markers get submitted. If you need your marker edited/removed or have a question or something then just email me. Please include your marker's name and location in edit/delete requests or I will not respond to them.

 No.1370

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We were doing just fine without a general political thread.

>Correction: "black dragon rolls" and "california rolls" should read: "?iggers" and "ℱaggots", respectively.


Correction: Lurk before posting

 No.1371

Politics are poison.
Moved to >>>/superhell/234.



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 No.671[Reply]

I have a boyfriend for the first time ever!

all i can think about when im not with him is how much i want to be cuddling together

my entire life is 24/7 comfy right now :)

how long do you think i should wait before introducing him to my parents? We've been seeing each other for 3.5 weeks now.
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 No.1338

>>1337
Oh yes, antisemitism is the perfect disguise for anyone out to destroy Europe. Blame all of the wars you start on them, use the preexisting prejudice against them to sow fear and discord.
I do enjoy the selective memory all heretic sects go through regarding their false prophets. Women in Presbyterian "churches", for example. They love John Knox. Bring his treatise on women rulers up to them. Deer in the fucking headlights. I almost feel bad for them.
>>1335
there's nothing comfier to me than heretic-bashing. They ruined the world.

 No.1339

>>1338
I'm afraid the FAQ disagrees with you.
>https://sushigirl.us/faq/
>Stay comfy~! Uncomfy topics should be obvious, but include politics, misogyny, racism, gay-bashing, ranting, insulting people's hobbies, intentional flamebaiting etc. and will be locked and moved to /superhell/ most likely.

Can we get this over with and banish this thread to /superhell/?

 No.1340

>>1338
What are you talking about, Europe has already been destroyed and not by the 'anti-semites'.
What force do you think made these obviously corrupt doctrines spread to the plebeian masses like wild fire?
If you still trust in the Vatican II counter church - just to let you know its been long over run by Free-Masons.
Free-Masons if you didn't know are a cult of Luciferians if you have ever read Morals and Dogma.
What's interesting is how their "mysteries" are really just derived from the kabbalah and the Talmud.
Sedevacantists are probably some of the only true Christians left tbh.

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1st of all refer to my previous post >>1327 but add an 's' in nerd
2nd of all you cali rolls are being quite uncomfy, stop it and take it to some other place (4ch/8ch)
3rd funny how everyone is talking out of their asses instead of providing evidence

 No.1347




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 No.1184[Reply]

why do people want to die

why message me, of all people? i worry so much, but theres nothing i can do.
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 No.1187

> i worry so much, but theres nothing i can do.
That's the point, Sushi. The guy wanted you to feel that way.

 No.1188

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>>1187
Nah, they probably don't know how to deal with the situation. The message behind this is essentially "I can't handle this alone." Also whoever was saying that must have great trust in OP.

>why do people want to die

pain and grief in the present, lack of hope for the future, leading to fear for even worse conditions in combination with the inability to change things eventually resulting in despair

serious topic is serious

 No.1288

>>1186
this is absolutely not true. three people I know have made attempts on their own life and all three of them contacted people as they were ending it. they want to die but they don't want to die alone. and in some cases they want to be talked out of it on a deeper level. one person who attempted on their own life did it during a call with a loved one and was talked down into calling for help to save them before the drugs took effect. in other cases they want to say goodbye to someone they think won't be able to stop them.

this is what makes it so shitty when people do it for attention. because it's something actual suicidal people do too.

 No.1320

>>1188
>>1288
These are both excellent posts. Good work, rolls.

 No.1321

>>1186
>it is most likely a cry for help or they just want attention
Which one of these isn't worth your time to provide?



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 No.1233[Reply]

>walked in the kitchen to get some tea
>see my parents
>parentsfuckingonthekitchentableohgodwhatishappeningfuck
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 No.1237

Forever the image of the bowchicka wow wow burns in Sushis mind.

 No.1279

According to Norman Mailer and Shia LaBeouf, you did the right thing, OP.

Congratulations, hipsters think you're cool now. That's the real tragedy in all of this.

 No.1304

what's the big deal, your parents fuck
where the hell do you think you came from dude

 No.1305

>>1304
The devastating thing is that OP is a test-tube baby

Who was fucking his mom on his kitchen table? Darth Plagueis?

 No.1760

test



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