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 No.290[Reply]

>/hell/ has discussion
WAHT THE FUCK
JUST
LIKE
SHITPOST

So I can't wait for winter to come. Everything will be slippery and the homeless will freeze to death. Ever wonder how the nordic countries have so few homeless people?
Also there will be ice fairies. Just like last year. For sure. Mhm.

Secret handshake out

ps I keep reading the new topic button as new york
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 No.1068

>>301
what the fuck

 No.1071

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summer came really late for sushichan yeah?

 No.1124

>>1071
biggu bakku dayo

 No.1131

CIRNO is cute

 No.3175

>>294
love this fucking webm



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 No.3154[Reply]

Should I go commando? Why or why not? I can only think of positives (easy on the balls, have to do less laundry).

 No.3155

Op here, I decided to go commando. I will report my findings back in a day or two. feels very nice

 No.3156

>>3154
You're going to end up doing just as much or more laundry since there's no barrier between your balls+butt and pants anymore

 No.3157

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>Should I go commando?
>Removes underwear less than five minutes later
Wow, op is already on the fast track to enlightenment



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 No.3151[Reply]

dog missile

 No.3152

it's really impressive how that dog goes so fast it made 5 light-refracting toroidal pressure gradients around it that distort the photograph



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 No.2552[Reply]

I miss lizch so fuggin much bros
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 No.3110

>>3107
Even the posts are back now!

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 No.3141

>>2552
You realize that loli is crying because of cum in her mouth??

 No.3142

>>3141
She just doesn't like yogurt sushi roll. But it's good for her so she's doing her best to eat it anyways.

 No.3146

>>3141
lies
her ice cream melted



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 No.1456[Reply]

Would you smash this?
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 No.3094

>>1456
Before reading this thread, yes.
After reading this thread, no.
After thinking for a while… maybe.

 No.3096

Honestly not really.
Hips too smol, thighs too smol.

 No.3103

yes, of course , but god i would much rather get "this" inside me

 No.3132

>>1456
Meatless Monday. May I get a vegan version?

 No.3145

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I would rather throw it on the roof.



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 No.1152[Reply]

Why do i feel this sense of impending doom? i think ive gotten things figured out and i can clearly see what i need to do to live a good life, but i feel with every step i take, with every month that passes, with every changing season, im only awaiting a brutal revaluation bound to happen in my lifes time. Like a day of judgement, a day that breaks all logic and bends reality. the answer to all the problems that life has.

I feel like im going to meet god. Like we are going to meet god, and transcend into a higher being.

Am i crazy sushirolls? does anyone else feel it?
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 No.1167

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>>1166
Woops, I completely misread >>1152 and got a little carried away.
Hopefully there's still something worth reading in my crazy tired person ramblings.

 No.1168

>>1167
That was interesting enough to remind I should buy or find the necessary to grow herbs to bring more joy into my food.

Your feedback part is interesting, but I'm already too drunk to add something of value about it. I can fantasize about hermit life and hide it all I want, I'm an empty shell without the validation and recognition of the few people I adore

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 No.1707

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>>1152
We all have our own psychic plane. My message to you is not happy or sad, but I see that I can drop my anchor in fertile ground.

I see how you can transcend. Adjust your plane automatically by slowly cleansing the trust in unity from your veins. I know what I'm talking about, because I have experienced the trembling and awakening.

I have no right to drag others into my river, I oblige no one to follow me and everybody practices in his own way. But the door remains open to the possibility of wallowing in cushions and good things to eat.

 No.3131

>>1152
I *feel* tired. Everything is dross.



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 No.822[Reply]

im really in hell

 No.849

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Oh lord, get the water black dragon roll!

 No.3130

DIABLO!



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 No.2117[Reply]

My infinities were killt.
Rip.
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 No.2121

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It was I who killt the infijitids

 No.2122

>>2121
d*ng you thanatos.

 No.2131

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I has a snout
to slurp thy infinities.
And the void will be mine.
will be all mine.

 No.2261

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Infinities have now changed to something else.

 No.3111

Marvel vs Capcom : Infinite



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 No.664[Reply]

I have eaten all the sushi and now have enlarged.

 No.665

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How large?

 No.670

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>>665
Extra large.

 No.719

>>664
>>670
I approve. Continue.

 No.730

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>tfw no chubby gf to eat unhealthy food with.

 No.3108

Full now with sushi.



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 No.3060[Reply]

All glories to Lord Bune, the Duke! I praise his name, Bune!

Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
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 No.3080

>>3079
sushi roll no, haven't you heard what happens to all those people who tried summoning succubi?!

 No.3084

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>>3080
well, don't those people die after having sex? i want a boyfriend for life!

 No.3095

>>3084
Just don't try to summon anything ok? Trust me on this one.

 No.3097

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With the boss's permission I'd like to make BUNE the resident demon of sushichan. He's so handsome!

 No.3105

Can Bune be my friend?



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