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 No.618[Reply]

Tfw a friend induces bad feels

>getting drinks with friend

>starts talking about this grill I used to be friends with and had a huge crush on
>they're still friends
>been 2 years and I'm over it but avoid her like the plague
>"yeah she got back with her ex. I know you two will end up married though once you're both done being idiots."

My question is, is this the kind of opinion that normal people feel comfortable voicing? It seems completely over the line to me and really headfucked me.

Also pls delete thread if annoying social bullshit isn't allowed
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 No.2266

>>618
who knows amiright which is worse,

1)people who turn everything into a huge pseudo-political rant / repressed-and-unrecognized-frustration-vent

2)people like you mention which i don't really know how to characterize

3)people that post sage off-topic stuff because the anti-christ told you not to use toothpaste.

4)people overly concerned with social conformity even at the expense of correctness, who also talk about 'normies,' as if being overly-normal wasn't also a psycho-emotional disorder.

 No.2598

>>2266
I'm gonna say #1

 No.2607

I feel the same way sushi. One of the reasons that I like the culture of Japan

 No.3050

>>2607
Weird, Japanese hate their own society.

 No.3051

>>3050
But I'm not Japanese, am I though?



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 No.2304[Reply]

GROUP POOPING THREAD
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 No.2327

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It felt good

 No.2536

Group poop
Poop soup
Poop in a loop
Snoopin on poopin
Woop there's the poop

 No.2548

im gonna do it

 No.2593

bouta poop, wish me luck

 No.3043

i am pooing



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 No.2317[Reply]

Let's have a thread about dreams and anything pertaining to dreams. I don't really think my post plays well with comfy vibe of this imageboard, so I decided to make this thread here.

I usually don't remember my dreams, and in a rare occasion that I do, I tend to quickly write them down and reflect on what I've seen throughout the dream. Below, I'll be talking about one of those rare occasions, the dream I had this morning right before I woke up.
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I was wandering around all by myself in a cold, foreign country far, far away. As I was passing through an empty street, accompanied only by the humming wind, I stopped in front of big, run-down building that seemed like it was abandoned at least 50 years ago. It looked like it was made to hold conferences and exhibitions, but since then only it’s gray walls could stand to the test of time. There were graffitis in the entrance that were made really recently in my native language, inviting me inside. So I walked in, the interior was as old as it seemed it would look like from the outside, and there was this tunnel that went straight to the underground. I didn’t think twice about jumping in.

As I was falling down, the forces that was pulling me down started shifting around. Each tunnel had its own unique gravitational field with differing direction and strength. Some were powerful enough to slam me into a wall, others were so weak that I could float around. And as I was navigating these narrow tunnels, I ‘fell’ back up one more time and smashed through a transparent forcefield to enter a fancy, giant hall full of people partying around. There were this really big ship next to a wall, surrounded by people having a great time. I could see them laughing, but I couldn’t hear anything.

In that moment, I didn’t really know why, instinctively, without a specific goal in mind, I ran up some stairs, look a turn right to land on the ship deck, quickly jumped around the fence as I screamed to everyone below to get away. I was going to jump. I was going to jump but I didn’t want to see any of them get hurt.

Except for a small group of people, everyone ran away. As I was looking at the nearly empty floor from up above, holding the fence Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.2318

I have a lot of dreams where people are trying to kill me. Most recently I was forced by violence to take a test I didn't understand with all sorts of weird questions on it, along with others. I got the feeling we would be hurt in form based off our answers to the test.

 No.2320

I tend to have pretty vivid dreams and always enjoy it. It's a nice break from the monotony of waking life.

Recently I had one that focused on this large structure seemingly built over a massive body of water, perhaps the ocean, though the water was shallow, only two or so feet deep. The structure was elevated several meters above the water; a large plane of marble, decorated with black and white checks like an old fashioned ballroom or something, supported by pillars that went down into the water. Think of a floor above the water held in place by the pillars. The pillars continued through the marble floor to the roof which was hundreds of feet overhead. There were no walls and one could see the water extend to the horizon on all sides. Every so often the floor would give way to these openings that led down into the water with stairs.

The structure was occupied by a small group of young children, between maybe 7 and 12 years old. For food they would send the oldest among them down the stairs to the water where they would fish. Though I never saw it in my dream, there was a suggestion of some force or being that would hunt these kids as they tried to fish at the water's surface, making it difficult for them to survive. The children spent their time trying to figure out what this thing was and how they could avoid it.

Nothing much happened in the dream. I just got a snapshot of this world and then woke up.

 No.2632

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my dream world is a moonless place that blooms under a full moon and a sound that I can only hear at the back of my throat. the parade of my cultural learnedness is wrent quizzical in this contaminated virtually real rythmn hell's ladder. up the lower wrung I heave towards a heaven that hence has been had. I dream of how magical the flight of birds is.

 No.2634

last night I dreamed about a girl I hooked up with in the past and going on a trip with her only to wake up feeling extremely lonely. this is becoming a regular occurence where I dream about relationships/dates/general fun things with exes and old hookups

 No.2635

>>2634
I hate those dreams
I've never had a gf and it usually doesn't bother me except when I wake up from a dream about having a partner.



 No.2613[Reply]

christian and the hedgehog boys is the best band
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 No.2617

Anyone who follows these sort of subjects is the epitome of community toxic waste. I suggest you try to recover lost dignity and the love of your family by killing yourself.

 No.2618

>>2617
t. mary lee walsh

 No.2619

Nobody likes you. Your insistence in gossiping about a special needs case for years upon years betrays your cockroach nature. It isn't funny, it wasn't ever funny and it will never be funny. Your arrival to any community signals a turning point that requires little consideration to anyone who isn't a whore for empty activity nor wishes for a drawn-out self-destruction. You do not belong here. There's enough proof that you are nothing but dead weight. Purify your soul through suicide. It's the only way. Be an altruist for once in your pathetic unlife.

 No.2620

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Stop it. I will eat both of you.

 No.2622

>>2619
t. wes iseli
the hedgehog boys are one of the most significant outsider art projects of modern times



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 No.1437[Reply]

Is there anyone 30+ years old that lurks or posts here? I've been wondering a weird question. When is the best time in your life to stop masturbating? I'm almost 28 years old and I'm wondering if I'm seriously going to mess up the functionality of my dick. I've never had any problems getting an erection and ejaculating. I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12. I'm also wondering if there's a moral point or obligation to just stop masturbating due to being "too old"? I've even recently started watching old Hentai, not as fapping material but simply to enjoy it as an "anime" series but with sex. I get a lot of enjoyment watching ecchi and what some would call "borderline hentai". Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai? I'm just really confused on the entire topic to be honest.
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 No.2535

>>1437
fapping is not wrong but…
>I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12.
but, imo, fapping more than a couple times a week max is too much. fapping can also messes up your dopamine levels, and ejaculating too often wastes nutrients.

 No.2567

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>>1516
Why does this turn me on?

 No.2570

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It's okay if you do it in moderation. I think once a week is more than enough. Your libido is driven by your instincts and is perfectly natural. I suggest not listening to religious folks trying to get you to suppress your bodily needs.

 No.2575

I fap once or twice a day and I'm not exactly young. I don't think it's a big deal. I tried doing the whole "stop fapping so much thing" for a while and it didn't seem to do much, certainly my attempts at dating didn't improve, and being horny all the time is a pain. I'd rather be forever alone and not horny than forever alone and sexually frustrated all the time.

 No.2577

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I've really never heard the concept of being "too old" to masturbate. I'm pretty sure that's not a thing. I've heard that a sudden change in masturbation habits can be a sign of mental health issues, but I don't think there's any "routine" that's considered particularly unhealthy.

In my personal opinion though, once a day seems pretty normal, but 2-3 times every day feels like it might be getting to the point where you're just doing it because you're bored. Maybe I'm wrong and you actually just have a high libido, but you might want to at least think about whether that's the case, or if you'd rather be doing something more productive or fulfilling with that time.

>Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai?

I don't think that's weird. If you're watching hentai and you don't feel the urge to masturbate, there's no reason to force yourself to.
At the same time though, I don't think you should force yourself not to either. Like, when I read eroge VNs it really is primarily for the romance plot and not for the porn, but if I get to the sex scenes and I'm turned on by them, then I don't see any reason to stop myself from masturbating.



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 No.2493[Reply]

I have recently become unemployed and the jobs I have received calls back from during my new job search are asking me to take these cognitive ability tests.

As a kid, I achieved remarkable scores on some standard IQ tests, making me qualified for some "gifted" classes. Today, I can barely sustain the attention necessary to follow a set of instructions, let alone complete these intelligence tests.

I was wondering why people issue these tests, what merit they actually have, and how much preparation plays a factor in these types of tests.

I'm asking because if they are true, I guess I'm retarded.
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 No.2495

>>2493
I don't like youtube videos about this kind of subject, but this video should I answer your question about how preparation affects the result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRoVVU--BkU

Intelligence test can measure someone's problem solving capacities, but that's it. A lot of people seem to use those tests to evaluate their worth, eventhough it's possible to be a complete piece of shit with a high IQ or a truly selfless person with a below average intelligence.

That's my 2 cents.

 No.2496

>>2493
Just my opinion but I think it's silly to worry about this kinda thing. Just be yourself and do your best, man.

 No.2516

>>2493
You can improve scores with practice any kind of test.
I think a lot of places that make applicants take this stuff are just trying to see if they they're desperate enough to go through this bullshit for the application. It's easier to control and abuse employees who really need the job.

 No.2521

>>2494
Yea, I think I ended up with a crappy attitude after seeing the IQ test. It was all downhill from there. I later received validation from other candidates that this kind of thing is bullshit.

>>2495
Yea, credentialism is probably a gateway to narcissism. We should live by "we're only as good as our last performance," right?

>>2496
My instincts were this, but spending time in unemployment purgatory can warp your frame of reference.

>>2516
Yea, this is what other candidates were saying. The company shit tests its employees so that employees with low shit tolerances self-select away from the application process.

 No.2573

>>2495
Personally I subscribe to the idea that there are several types of intelligence
But anyway if by intelligence you mean the ability to act efficiently towards a certain goal then "problem solving" != intelligence.
Intelligence requires knowledge, memory, control over emotions, mental clarity and more parameters which aren't tested in an IQ test. In fact an IQ test says little more than how good a guy is at solving an IQ test. It is great for masturbating your ego though
t. High IQ (tested irl, "gifted", 130+) life failure



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 No.2490[Reply]

HOT DOG

 No.2491

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I agree

 No.2492

>>2490
Is this cannibalism

 No.2559

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>>2492
Maybe



 No.2525[Reply]

manko

 No.2539

My virgin eyes are too pure to bring myself to click this.

 No.2540

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I do not like this video.

 No.2541

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Cirno is the strongest onahole



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 No.2538[Reply]

GUYS WTF DID MOOT REALLY SAY THIS

 No.2544

Based moot



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 No.2498[Reply]

What better way to start the sushigirl years of my translation career than with a gritty war record?

As promised, at long last, a translation that I've been procrastinating on since around December last year. It details the desperate struggles of the imperial japanese forces in the Philippines, from the perspective of a soldier with the type 4 HoRo self-propelled artillery squad. Or regiment.

Some information, such as ranks and the correct pronunciation of names mentioned may be incorrect. I spent some time trying to find information on names, but definitely couldn't be bothered to look for information on ranks. The closest thing to this I translated is Akitsu Maru Kazwistika so give me a break… I transcribed all the text in these images and took note of terms/ranks/names/locations and what names I used for them. I will share that, along with the full transcription.

For now, though, I'll focus on posting the translation. But before that, a little context.

The battle of the philippine sea happened around June 1944. The result was an irrecoverable crippling of the imperial japanese army. Anyone even remotely familiar with kancolle will recognize a ton of names of imperial japanese navy ships lost in this battle, considered the biggest naval battle in history.

The outcome of the battle of the philippine sea meant loss of naval power projection of the imperial japanese forces, with air operations greatly limited to the range of japanese-controlled airfields. What's written in these pages concerns the defence of one such airfield.

So if you're wondering things like "how come they didn't get any more reinforcements?" then now you know.

That's as much as I bothered to web search. On with the translation.
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 No.2518

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Here's the transcription. It's an html file but those aren't supported so I put it inside a .zip.

The amount of times I tripped over myself while transcribing this was surreal. I'd inadvertently skip one or another vertical line and ~70% of the time the result still made grammatical sense. So much so I'd get paranoid at times, about whether the text continued from the upper right block to the lower right or upper left blocks. Still, it was great practice and the kind of thing which would look great in my NORP curriculum. I'd have to explain all the futanari trap Raikou porn I've translated as well, though…

And with that, this ups the number of non-h content I've translated to a grand total of 3!

…I swear I wish I could translate non-h more often!

 No.2519

Speaking of kancolle, I dare recommend Takotsuboya's Teitoku no Ketsudan series of doujins, as they provide great detail, even concerning the Philippines theatre of operations and the catastrophic loss of human life along with the desperate attempts at supplying and rescuing the retreating land forces. It's got some hentai in the mix but the author pieced together the events in compelling fashion.

 No.2520

>>2518
Thanks for the hard work, this looks like it was crazy to work on.

 No.2522

Sorry, I might have missed this, but who is the author? What was their rank/background/etc?

 No.2526

>>2522
He doesn't make mention of who he is at all during this. The only giveaway to his identity is in >>2505. The author must have been master sargeant Anzou.



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