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 No.3917[Reply]

how do i email this "sage"?
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 No.3930

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>He doesn't know how to email fellow Tietäjä

 No.3941

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 No.3980

i learned from ars technica

 No.3988

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>>3980
You bumped it!

 No.4119

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Sage comes into play unattached. Sage remains in play when an enchanted creature is buried.
Pay 0 to enchant target creature with Sage. You may use this ability any time you could play a sorcery.
Enchanted creature has protection from california rolls and 1: Prevent 1 damage dealt to this creature by a spell source.



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 No.175[Reply]

Transhumanism is shit. Uploading ones self to a computer will leave them open to control by megacorps and shit. Swapping your robust human body parts for "superior" robot parts will leave you to get shut down for having thoughtcrimes against your government or glorious corporate overlords.
>but what about muh open source?
even if an open source team were good enough to connect parts to your nervous system how the hell would that be secure or safe?
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 No.3470

Transhumanism isn't the problem. Poor security is. Granted, having electronic implants in your brain DOES provide more vectors of attack on your person, but I'd imagine in the future there would be sufficient protection against such things.

 No.3593

I'll risk it. I don't want to die.

 No.3601

>>3593
I don't want to risk messing with my being. I want to die before it becomes a thing.

 No.3602

>>175
there is an even bigger problem with this attitude than has been expressed, it's amazing to me how people dont seem to grasp this. Consciousness is not software running on hardware. The brain is not a computer. You cannot "upload" your consciousness, nor do we have any reason to believe that consciousness would even function in any way similar to what we have now when seperated from the body.

Firstly, The mind is not located in the brain. Just as one example, the bacteria in your gut secrete hormones which influence your thoughts (https://www.nature.com/articles/nrn3071 for more information research "gut-brain axis"). That's not to even mention the rest of your body, your immune system, vascuar system, limbs etc etc.
Secondly, the brain is not an electrical system. It is an electro-chemical system, and likely more chemical than you think. Uploading your brain makes about as much sense as "uploading" your liver, or heart. The only way to do it would be to physically model its entire operations, and even then, a simmulated heart wouldn't be of much use. We have no reason to believe that the same wouldn't apply to the brain.
Thirdly, the brain is not a computer. This is one of my pet peeves. The "computer" model of the brain is a METAPHORE. Not an accurate description of consciousness. (https://www.infoq.com/articles/brain-not-computer/#:~:text=The%20brain%20is%20a%20biological,not%20to%20a%20malfunctioning%20brain https://aeon.co/essays/your-brain-does-not-process-information-and-it-is-not-a-computer https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/feb/27/why-your-brain-is-not-a-computer-neuroscience-neural-networks-consciousness)
If it were possible, that would be great. But unfortunately, the entire science fiction concept is based on missunderstandings and half truths which serve to tell good stPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.3943

Becoming a robot sucks, become a mutant chimera instead!

Fr, mech aug has more downsides than bio aug does.



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 No.3646[Reply]

A reasonable level of gatekeeping is a good thing and I'm tired of people saying it's not! Everything doesn't have to be for everyone! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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 No.3881

>>3879
Wtf Just yesterday I went into 4chien and saw several mentions of Roe v Wade, what is this 1967?

 No.3886

>>3879
I wish Americans lived in another planet where I don't get to hear their problems

 No.3887

>>3886
Well, I wish non-Americans lived in another planet so they'd stop taking up our land, how about that, HUH?

 No.3891

>>3886
I wish problems lived on another planet and everything on earth was just chill.

 No.3892

>>3887
That is an extremely cringe statement.



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 No.3931[Reply]

There's a lot anti crypto/anti NFT opinions being expressed by people on the left, they could be part of the greatest transfer of wealth in history from the rich to the poor, but instead, they choose to display a snide moral/intellectual superiority. they could make massive headway towards their goal but instead choose to turn up their noses at this lifeline they've been thrown, eventually an ideological swing will occur but by then they'll have already shot themselves in the foot and squandered a massive opportunity. I hold many viewpoints that coincide with what a lot of the left is aiming for, so watching them unintentionally fuck themselves over is pretty disappointing. a deus ex machine came, but their to stupid to see it.
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 No.3936

No thread on an imageboard framed as an opportunity to shit on """"the left"""" has ever been a comfy thread. LURK MOAR!

But long as we're here… NFTs do not present an opportunity for wealth transfer, lol. The entirety of the crypto sphere is based in speculation and the people that are getting rich are the people that are getting lucky and/or had existing capital to invest. The original promise of cryptocurrency providing a new standard for currency and everyday people is long dead and most of the scene's founders have denounced it.

 No.3937

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I would like a currency that makes it more possible to tax the rich, not even less possible. Also proof of work makes me squick.
I like experimental financial structures, but tbh I'm more worried about summoning demons then hopeful about saving angels.

 No.3938

and putting your retirement fund in stocks is communism because it means that the workers own the means of production right?

 No.3939

>>3931
>There's a lot anti crypto/anti NFT opinions being expressed by people on the left
It's because if you're left-wing, it's likely the case that you think capitalism itself is a flawed system that needs to be replaced. From that perspective, cryptocurrencies and NFTs are just band aids to cover the problems capitalism has, like the tendency towards monopoly, at best.

At worse these things just represent false hope that the wealthy are open for a change to being on a level playing field with average joe workers and are letting them in to some incredible future market on the ground floor in a once in a lifetime opportunity. But that claim wasn't true when Jordan Belfort was selling penny stocks to people over the phone in the 90s, and it's not true now with teenage youtubers showing off the Lamborghini their dad bought them while they talk about their investments in crypto.

 No.3940

>hates centralized authority governing commerce
>invents new centralized authority governing commerce
smart ppl invest in energy from spiral knights



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 No.3611[Reply]

what is a nigga

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 No.3841

a miserable little pile of YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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 No.3740[Reply]

My future is an abyss, which I hang over by a thread. I can't decide if it is more dignified to let go by choice or to hold on until it snaps

 No.3741

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>>3740
dignity is worthless!



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 No.3635[Reply]

Anyone else struggle with not being extremely off-putting in conversations? I feel like I'm constantly saying the wrong thing, or I crack jokes and then I just *feel* the atmosphere in the room darken. I legit can never tell when I'm being affable or disturbing, but I have noticed that people often avoid talking to me.
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 No.3666

>>3635
you're probably autistic
try and hang out with other autistic people you'll get along better

 No.3667

I don't even know what to say to people anymore, if I want to do some smalltalk. Most people seem to do this naturally but for me it seems like we're from different planets. Sometimes I suspect we are.

 No.3668

>>3639
Just jokes about stuff that's happened to me or problems I have.

>>3664
>>3666
I've been evaluated for autism. I didn't meet the criteria for a diagnosis apparently.

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>>3668
That's the problem, sushi roll. Joking about your problems/trauma/past as your main form of conversing can be a downer on the other party. A look into dialetics and interpersonal communication may prove useful.

 No.3710

>>3667
I was never really good at this because of asperger's/autism, but now being in a working environment I feel particularly at a loss because my main coworker is almost 30 years older than me and has had normal life experiences and interests, and I've spent 14 years in relative hermitage since high school. Sometimes he'll tell me stuff, but I just don't really know how to respond or even mirror the situation because I have almost no experiences to draw comparison from.



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 No.2250[Reply]

kcroat
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 No.3609

shart fart jort blort

 No.3610

>>2250
roat

 No.3612

>>2250
kcroat snitch

 No.3613

Kcroat

 No.3621

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does anyone have archive of kcroat art?



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 No.3561[Reply]

feelin W I D E
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 No.3567

>>3564
i'm disappointed, where's my dolphin pron?

 No.3575

>>3561
holy SHIT

 No.3591

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>>3567
be careful my friend

 No.3603

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I can do you one better

 No.3604

Does anyone remember those .swf files that would open themselves up in a thousand tabs all at once if you loaded them in your broswer?
>>3603
that actually made me jump www



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 No.1916[Reply]

I wanted to post this on /superhell/ as to not rain on anyone parade but it was locked.
I can't be the only one who fucking despises this disingenuous "wholesomeness" on altchans such as this site
This fake facade is what I go to IBs to escape from yet there are people who actually enjoy pretending not to hate how everyone acts like to get along with each other
I hate both myself and other sushis (fuck that filter by the way) and I don't see any point in sugarcoating that fact
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 No.3594

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Internet ostracization/cringe culture and irony poisoning is doing this to you. It is incredibly corrupting and harmful. It started with cringing at normies and things they do that seemed disingenuous and fake. But now showing any kind of genuine emotion/caring about something/having an unironic opinion or just plain being nice once in a while is seen as forced and disingenuous too. Participating in normie customs, however fake they might feel can actually feel pretty nice. Being a cringe dummy and expressing feelings to people around you by words or gestures no matter how cliché or dumb they seem can actually be quite pleasurable. Maybe we can have a place where we just drop it and try ignore our fucked gut reaction to what you call ""wholesomeness"" we can finally have normal human interaction and genuinely enjoy ourselves.

 No.3595

I just hate that supposed "comfy" imageboards are always filled with degenerate porn. What's "comfy" about that?

 No.3597

>>3595
>degenerate
You're not exactly the model of comfyness yourself

 No.3598

>>3595
> What's "comfy" about that?
Whenever I watch this stuff, I'm in a warm, private and safe place. What would not be comfy about that?

 No.3599

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The twist is that I'm polite even on 4chan.
While I disagree with you about Sushigirl, I think you've hit on a real issue in a more general sense; namely, the rise of a kind of 'new sincerity' on the internet that does feel forced and insincere on a fundamental level that goes beyond just us being too irony poisoned. It feels fake because it's often performative, politicised, and selective in nature.
I wouldn't consider Sushigirl an example of this, however. If anything it's typical for smaller imageboards to be polite, in my experience, and Sushichan never struck me as particularly excessive. I think the more valid complaint against Sushichan is that some people take the 'keep it comfy' thing too literally and try to ban things they don't like, but it doesn't really matter as long as the staff continue to ignore them.

>>3594
You raise a good point, but in OP's case I really think it just boils down to him misinterpreting the hostility on 4chan. It is or was supposed to be just good-natured ribbing. All of my friends are from 4chan and they are sweet, sensitive souls who just like to shitpost sometimes, but people like OP take everything literally and think they're in good company, when I think the average sushi roll would at least consider OP's deep, visceral hatred unusual. If anything, posters like that are a drag who bring the discussion down with them because of their unresolved personal issues.
I think 'cringe' humor in general has been terrible in the long-run because spontaneous interactions are inevitably embarrassing at times and shouldn't be so over-analysed.



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