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ゆっくりしていってね !

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 No.1561[Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

 No.1562

Why do the overlords want us to be bald?

 No.1563

>>1562
Bald people look like babies, it kinda fits with the whole nanny state groove.

 No.1564

of course food kills us. so does air, slowly. they run the systems in our body till they fail and we keel over. but hey, i can still play video games right? so its whatever



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 No.1456[Reply]

Would you smash this?
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 No.1530

>>1491
it was kc tire

 No.1554

>>1529
Two months later and your broken sentences are still driving me bananas.

 No.1555

>>1456
Would fuck his ass and make him cum on the pizza. We both eat the pizza afterwards and maybe get married later.

 No.1557

>>1456
as long as there's no talking maybe

 No.1558

>>1555
That feel when I've never had sex on top of a pizza.

I wanna imprint my knees into the cheese.



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 No.1551[Reply]

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.

 No.1553

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What's up soap man?

 No.1556

Goddamn soap murderers ruined my city.



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 No.779[Reply]

Post your mugshot here sushi.
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 No.1518

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Hey guys w҉҉hat's up <3 thought ҉I l҉ooked cute in ҉th҉is o҉ne~ ҉ uwu

 No.1522

It's nice to think, that behind each post on this board there is an actual person. We even have cyber ninjas in this place. What a time to be alive!

 No.1538

>>1323
You look like that main character in Trainspotting

 No.1542

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>>1538
I watched the movie, because someone told me that. Loved it!
Then I posted Renton's photo on my facebook and people didn't notice. Those who were familiar with the movie were really confused, believe me.

 No.1546

>>1542
You should try to pick up acting gigs as him.

Just like, have a portfolio of all his shit and try to lie your way into auditions just to see how far you can go with it.



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 No.1543[Reply]

Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.

 No.1544

Hmm, are you the dude posting porn spam in the strong as hell thread?

 No.1545

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Seems like Vince has a case of the Mondays.



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 No.1536[Reply]

Nigged out

 No.1537

>>1536
(rizon #sense_of_fun)
raid on gaia
hav fun



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 No.1437[Reply]

Is there anyone 30+ years old that lurks or posts here? I've been wondering a weird question. When is the best time in your life to stop masturbating? I'm almost 28 years old and I'm wondering if I'm seriously going to mess up the functionality of my dick. I've never had any problems getting an erection and ejaculating. I've been doing it on a daily average of two to three times a day since I was 12. I'm also wondering if there's a moral point or obligation to just stop masturbating due to being "too old"? I've even recently started watching old Hentai, not as fapping material but simply to enjoy it as an "anime" series but with sex. I get a lot of enjoyment watching ecchi and what some would call "borderline hentai". Is it weird if I randomly decide to stop masturbating but still continue to watch hentai? I'm just really confused on the entire topic to be honest.
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 No.1503

>>1453
>If you're exploiting them and taking advantage of the situation you'd be a monster
No you wouldn't.
>makes me feel like a snake in the grass.
Are you sure these feelings didn't exist already? It's strange to imagine that one moment you're feeling perfectly fine about yourself and the next moment you're disgusted with yourself for being attracted to an attractive girl

 No.1505

>>1498
Never post again

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 No.1519

herp derp derp durrrrr



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 No.1442[Reply]


People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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 No.1506

>>1502
ewww

 No.1507

>>1476
I think this is what's wrong with my hair and why I have an extreme case of dandruff. What exactly did you do to clear up your problem?

 No.1508

>>1502
Also I used to way back when I was in middle school. I looked around the classroom and was like guys, I'm making it snow! Other kids instantly thought I was absolutely disgusting. One girl tried to report that I had lice and a nurse came in with gloves while making me sit to deal with her going through my head in front of the entire class. No wonder my social life is nothing now days.

 No.1512

>>1507
Use a shampoo that doesn't suck. Something harsh, salicylic acid will burn your fucking flakes away.

I also used to rub olive oil in my hair, to kind of keep it moist and to glom up junk in my hair and on my scalp.

 No.1515

>>1442
lmao shampoo is for nerds my hair is strong and grows an inch every week. also sometimes when i scratch it white flakes or something fall out, dunno what that's all about, but a nice party trick
>>1452
just drink from pubic fountains



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 No.1145[Reply]

What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.
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 No.1412

I think he is stoned

 No.1413

He's shocked and amazed by all of the strong and long girls in the next thread over.

 No.1478

He looks like he's wondering how he managed to piss off his girlfriend this time.

 No.1480

It looks like something sudden happened that broke his worldview and he is very upset and confused, like someone said to him 'nice nips' and he realised that he has never worn a shirt in his whole life and how could this have happened.

 No.1481

>>1412
I lost.



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 No.1418[Reply]

ynfg avtug jnf jrveq, vg jnf orpnhfr zl qernz jnf gur fnzr cerzvfr nf gur avtug orsber. v jnf jbexvat ng fbzr trareny pbaprffvbaf fgnaq ng n znwbe yrnthr onfronyy tnzr jvgu zl sevraq. jr jrer gur bayl gjb crbcyr jbexvat. zl sevraq unq gb freir gur sbbq naq v unq gb jneq bss rarzl snaf jub jrer gelvat gb qrfgebl gur fgnaq. gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss. gur ragver fgnqvhz jnf qrpbengrq va nccyrorr'f fcbafbefuvc. v qba'g xabj jung vg zrnaf, v qba'g sbyybj onfronyy ng nyy.

 No.1419

>gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss.
Znqr zr ynhtu.
V bapr unq n fvzvyne qernz jurer gur jubyr avtug V xrcg qernzvat va gur pbagrkg bs n erfgnhenag jurer nccneragyl V jnf gur znantre. Ng fbzr cbvag V jnf chyyvat gur jngre ba n sybbqrq ebbz juvyr V jnf qrnyvat jvgu n pbhcyr bs hacyrnfnag pyvragf. Gurer jnfa'g ernyyl zhpu fhofgnapr gb vg ohg gur jubyr qernz qrirybcrq va gung pbagrkg bs gur erfgnhenag. Jung vg zrnaf V qba'g xabj rvgure, cebonoyl whfg n fbeg bs onpxtebhaq va juvpu gb cynpr gur riragf bs gur qernz. Gur fhopbafpvbhf vf n fgenatr guvat.

 No.1420

ROT-13? Pfft, my reply is so secret that I had to use ROT-26.

 No.1454

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