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 No.1585[Reply]

I hate it when I'm reading some shitty news article about some dead asshole and they can't actually come up with any reason this stiff had to live or for us to care about them, so they come up with the same old generic shit you could say about anyone "[deader] was [at least one trait that's supposed to be positive], liked [thing generally agreed to be enjoyable], and [at least one of his close genetic relatives] was sad."

The only real sad thing here is how absolutely superfluous and cookie cutter the majority of humans lives are. Hell even getting some mention in a newspaper after you die is more than most people will accomplish, most people's lives don't even amount to that much.

 No.1586

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I feel you, the common threads visible in all of our lives make them feel less meaningful, but I would be careful to rank garnering the attention of others as an accomplishment. I am more accomplished than Chris-Chan will ever be, and I'm just some sushi roll you probably won't hear from ever again. Have a nice life by the way.

 No.1588

>>1586
>>I am more accomplished than Chris-Chan will ever be, and I'm just some sushi roll you probably won't hear from ever again.
Fair enough
>Have a nice life by the way.
You too mate.

 No.1589

There's been so much edgy stuff around recently. Society is dumb this death would be a sweet release that. What is going on?

 No.1594

The whole purpose of these ads is to inform people who might care about their old colleague or school mate, but weren't in touch enough to get contacted directly by the bereaved.

Old people use to check the newspaper for familiar names. If they can connect a name to a face, they usually remember the time they spent with this person as well, so there is no need to write a résumé.

 No.1609

"I'm not like the other people! I'm unique and special" -Everyone, including OP, probably.

In fact, it's not hard to be unique. There are so many combinations of things in our lives that the odds of someone else having the same job, taste, skills, life experiences, etc. is pretty much nil.

If someone asked you 33 yes or no questions about yourself, there would be 2^33 unique combinations, or over 8 billion. And there's more than just 33 yes or no decisions in life.

But uniqueness shouldn't be conflated with quality. You can have a meaningful life even if it isn't super different. Conversely, a different life doesn't necessarily imply that it's good.

Just enjoy your life and stop giving a shit about whether you're special or not. Life's too short to give a shit about dumb things like that.



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 No.1169[Reply]

Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
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 No.1583

>>1582
Sorry, I'm different. I've mostly accepted that it's not going to happen, but thanks anyway.

 No.1584

>>1583
No problem. I know it's a shit spot to be in, no matter what decision you end up making. As always, we're here for you sushi

 No.1596

>>1582
I don't know if this is who you're talking about but >>>/lounge/3895 is me.
As it turns out, I won't be getting on it soon after all, mid-2019 is looking to be the earliest. Oh well!

 No.1606

>>1596
Ah shit. Don't count your chickens until their titties grow out I guess. Good luck to you, though :)

 No.1608

>>1606
Lmao, yeah, thanks sushi



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 No.1590[Reply]

People are being hugged,kissed,held,smiled,loved,nights out,costumes,appreciated,company,talked,cleaned and pleasured by nurses,friends,bunnies,school girls,teachers,siblings,pilots,sukeban,monsters and robots. Hands up shirts, breathing on faces, hands and bodies being pressed onto people. Love and happiness.
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 No.1599

>>1598
People that want to keep it all to themselves, and not share such things with people like us.

 No.1600

I'm confused about this post but it reminded me about how I felt at one point that I should spread my joy and happiness to other people. I'm going to give all of you sushis my happy virus and cause a happy pandemic.

 No.1601

Woah there edgemeister, keep that demented stuff to yourself. Seriously this is almost as bad as posting H*D H*ing. Please won't someone think of the death worshiping children and BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

 No.1602

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>>1601
Oi, I'm a death worshipping child and I'll have you know that we LOVE this deplurable smut!

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 No.1573[Reply]

Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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 No.1567[Reply]

Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.

 No.1571

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It is okay to burn with passion.

 No.1572

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>>1571
What if I have a passion for getting burned?

Like, should I use shampoo? Seems like that worked for that schizo guy two threads down, but I don't want to go bald….



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 No.551[Reply]

Gondola
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 No.555

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>>554
I have certain states of mind and certain things can click me into different states.
Songs and images do this especially often.
Sometimes I'll listen to a particular song and it will momentarily revert me back to the feeling of when I was at school.
Trains and stations are probably my favourite one. They make me feel elated sometimes
This is essentially "back when life was good" (even though I know my mind subconsciously blocks out the bad) moments, and I really treasure them. Though it's often incredibly wistful.

Anyway, Gondola is very good at inducing these feels sometimes, so that's why I like them.

Sorry for semi-offtopic.

 No.556

Gondola is cool and stuff, but how is this related to the topic? There is also a gondola thread in /lounge/.
https://sushigirl.us/lounge/res/578.html

 No.557

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I made a shitty gondola doodle

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 No.1566

>>557
I like it, sushi :)



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 No.1561[Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

 No.1562

Why do the overlords want us to be bald?

 No.1563

>>1562
Bald people look like babies, it kinda fits with the whole nanny state groove.

 No.1564

of course food kills us. so does air, slowly. they run the systems in our body till they fail and we keel over. but hey, i can still play video games right? so its whatever



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 No.1456[Reply]

Would you smash this?
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 No.1530

>>1491
it was kc tire

 No.1554

>>1529
Two months later and your broken sentences are still driving me bananas.

 No.1555

>>1456
Would fuck his ass and make him cum on the pizza. We both eat the pizza afterwards and maybe get married later.

 No.1557

>>1456
as long as there's no talking maybe

 No.1558

>>1555
That feel when I've never had sex on top of a pizza.

I wanna imprint my knees into the cheese.



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 No.1551[Reply]

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.

 No.1553

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What's up soap man?

 No.1556

Goddamn soap murderers ruined my city.



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 No.1543[Reply]

Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.

 No.1544

Hmm, are you the dude posting porn spam in the strong as hell thread?

 No.1545

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Seems like Vince has a case of the Mondays.



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