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 No.1641[Reply]

WAKE UP. YOU'RE IN A COMA. THIS ISN'T REAL.
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 No.1668

Dream that I have to pee. Wake up from having to pee.

Your dreams can be real too.

 No.1669

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One of the strangest dreams was where I was having sex with a faceless woman. She had pale skin and was sorta like pic related in terms of body shape. But again, she had no face and when I was about to penetrate her, I woke up. It was pretty hot, even though I like dark skin more than pale skin, a hot, sexy dream with woman is still hot.

 No.1679

>>1669
Did the faceless woman also have to pee?

 No.1680

>>1679
No, I don't really get why I woke up though. I am a virgin so I don't have anything to relate to as far as sex but that makes no sense because all of the foreplay of me licking her and sliding my dick over her pussy.

 No.1681

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>>1669
Whenever I'm about to have intercourse in a dream, I can't get a stable erection, even in lucid dreams, so stick with cuddling most of the time which is pretty enjoyable for someone, who has no physical contact to other human beings in waking life.



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 No.1617[Reply]

God it would be cool if this story was for real. Post other clickbait goodness ITT

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 No.1667

Chinese heiresses are getting married,wedded,betrothed,wifed,dowries,bridal veils,home-making and becoming vastly wealthy,well-to-do,rich,loaded,upper-class,pecunious,elite,comfortable,genteel,Rolex,Swiss bank accounts,tax evasion,offshore, and cuisine.

 No.1670

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>>1667
This meme will be the one to rule them all. I can feel it.

 No.1677

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>>1670
and the actual bots will love it



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 No.1373[Reply]

Have any of you gone from being hiki and neet for many years to fixing your life and being normal with a job and friends who like you?

How did you do it?
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 No.1622

I think most hikkis eventually are forced to get some kind of job. Anyway I was hikki for a few years. Eventually landed a labour job, which is fine, it kept me healthy and moving around. I was also lucky to work in a place with friendly immigrants, so I ended up being forced to learn social skills. Even went to a few parties and got a gf.

Anyway, after a couple years at the factory I realised I can't do this my whole life, so I went back to uni and I have 1 more year on my CS course. I also just managed to get some internship in another country, so right now I'm packing my shit to fly there. It's been about 6 years since I was a hikki, and I'm still kinda recovering from it.

I dunno. I don't really like hanging out with guys. I also don't get along with people of my own nationality. I think I got very lucky stumbling into a job with a bunch of immigrant ladies. It changed this idea that I couldn't ever get along with anyone. After a few years of doing and saying stupid shit, I eventually learned to correctly socialise.

Anyway, like I said, I still prefer my own company. But it's a personal choice, not something I'm forced into. That makes it a lot easier to be happy in my situation. Now my plan is to go out and bust my ass, see the world, and get tons of money. Then probably go back to being a hikki lol.

For people that are struggling. Well, I am 28. I got my first girlfriend when I was 26. I'll probably be almost 30 when I finish my internship and graduate. Don't worry about being too old to turn things around. Your 20s are for discovering what you want from life. Don't be ashamed of who you are. Think about what you want from life, and then take it step by step. As long as you are alive, you have time to change things.

 No.1624

>>1622
Your life serves as a good example to others. I might end up showing this post to a hikki I'm sweet on, so thanks for that.

 No.1626

I was a neet for 2/3 years.
What's awful about trying to un-neet is the gap in life. like you can't fool anyone, employers, co-workers etc their first question will be "so what have you been doing". It's not like they're testing you, they're actually interested. It's just unfortunate that their interest exposes our failures.

In my country you need 2 references when you apply for a job which is basically someone of professional career who says what you've done around them and why you're a good person. As you can imagine, this is about as close to a trap card as a neet can possibly ever find.

I got really luck with my first job and they never checked cause my box was empty :^). Then for my current job where they actually check (since its a good job this time) I was able to put my last job in and got special permission to only put one.

If your neet life is like 1 year you can explain that away pretty easily, 2-4 years you'll have to make something up about pursuing a personal interest or whatever and if it gets longer than that then I think you would just have to be honest and hope they're understanding.
References are a disastrous system for neets in that regard. Literally nothing else could be so easily damning.

But at the end of the day if you don't bite the bullet and suffer through pile of rejections until you find someone who will give you a shot then your future will be one of desolation.

If any neets in the making are reading this, just get a temp job with super short hours after education or whatever. Just something easy to say you were doing *something*.

Once you fall out of society it is incredibly difficult and painful to claw your way back in.

 No.1627

>>1624
Glad to help. I see too many people on imageboards despairing because "I'm 22 and never had a gf". Man, if only they knew how young they were.

 No.1628

>>1626
Yeah the references thing is terrible. When you eventually get lucky and land a job, it's critical to find 2 people at your job who will be your reference for later jobs. This falls under the whole social anxiety thing too. A lot of this problem stems from simply being afraid to confront a person and ask them a favour. When you practise socialising, you can overcome this, but it's certainly a long road to get to that point.



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 No.1239[Reply]

This girl is strong as hell.
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 No.1531

>>1528
Sorry man, I tried. I even gave it a couple extra days. Now we're on to the next stupid thing.

 No.1541

>>1540
why is this spammer only in this thread? weird.

 No.1559

>>1487
thanks for posting that .gif, I've been using it to check up on how gay I am. Every 4-5 days, just clicking on it, watching it, asking myself how I feel about it. Still very berry gay, but we must remain ever vigilant against thoughtcrime, so my routine remains.

 No.1568

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This girl was wrong as hell.
RIP James Hetfield's mom.

 No.1619

More ghost bumps, huh? Dirty ghosts, sneaking in here to steal jobs from hardworking American shitposters. Have a bump.

GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY STUPID GHOSTS



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 No.1585[Reply]

I hate it when I'm reading some shitty news article about some dead asshole and they can't actually come up with any reason this stiff had to live or for us to care about them, so they come up with the same old generic shit you could say about anyone "[deader] was [at least one trait that's supposed to be positive], liked [thing generally agreed to be enjoyable], and [at least one of his close genetic relatives] was sad."

The only real sad thing here is how absolutely superfluous and cookie cutter the majority of humans lives are. Hell even getting some mention in a newspaper after you die is more than most people will accomplish, most people's lives don't even amount to that much.

 No.1586

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I feel you, the common threads visible in all of our lives make them feel less meaningful, but I would be careful to rank garnering the attention of others as an accomplishment. I am more accomplished than Chris-Chan will ever be, and I'm just some sushi roll you probably won't hear from ever again. Have a nice life by the way.

 No.1588

>>1586
>>I am more accomplished than Chris-Chan will ever be, and I'm just some sushi roll you probably won't hear from ever again.
Fair enough
>Have a nice life by the way.
You too mate.

 No.1589

There's been so much edgy stuff around recently. Society is dumb this death would be a sweet release that. What is going on?

 No.1594

The whole purpose of these ads is to inform people who might care about their old colleague or school mate, but weren't in touch enough to get contacted directly by the bereaved.

Old people use to check the newspaper for familiar names. If they can connect a name to a face, they usually remember the time they spent with this person as well, so there is no need to write a résumé.

 No.1609

"I'm not like the other people! I'm unique and special" -Everyone, including OP, probably.

In fact, it's not hard to be unique. There are so many combinations of things in our lives that the odds of someone else having the same job, taste, skills, life experiences, etc. is pretty much nil.

If someone asked you 33 yes or no questions about yourself, there would be 2^33 unique combinations, or over 8 billion. And there's more than just 33 yes or no decisions in life.

But uniqueness shouldn't be conflated with quality. You can have a meaningful life even if it isn't super different. Conversely, a different life doesn't necessarily imply that it's good.

Just enjoy your life and stop giving a shit about whether you're special or not. Life's too short to give a shit about dumb things like that.



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 No.1169[Reply]

Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
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 No.1583

>>1582
Sorry, I'm different. I've mostly accepted that it's not going to happen, but thanks anyway.

 No.1584

>>1583
No problem. I know it's a shit spot to be in, no matter what decision you end up making. As always, we're here for you sushi

 No.1596

>>1582
I don't know if this is who you're talking about but >>>/lounge/3895 is me.
As it turns out, I won't be getting on it soon after all, mid-2019 is looking to be the earliest. Oh well!

 No.1606

>>1596
Ah shit. Don't count your chickens until their titties grow out I guess. Good luck to you, though :)

 No.1608

>>1606
Lmao, yeah, thanks sushi



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 No.1590[Reply]

People are being hugged,kissed,held,smiled,loved,nights out,costumes,appreciated,company,talked,cleaned and pleasured by nurses,friends,bunnies,school girls,teachers,siblings,pilots,sukeban,monsters and robots. Hands up shirts, breathing on faces, hands and bodies being pressed onto people. Love and happiness.
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 No.1599

>>1598
People that want to keep it all to themselves, and not share such things with people like us.

 No.1600

I'm confused about this post but it reminded me about how I felt at one point that I should spread my joy and happiness to other people. I'm going to give all of you sushis my happy virus and cause a happy pandemic.

 No.1601

Woah there edgemeister, keep that demented stuff to yourself. Seriously this is almost as bad as posting H*D H*ing. Please won't someone think of the death worshiping children and BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

 No.1602

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>>1601
Oi, I'm a death worshipping child and I'll have you know that we LOVE this deplurable smut!

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 No.1573[Reply]

Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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 No.1567[Reply]

Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.

 No.1571

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It is okay to burn with passion.

 No.1572

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>>1571
What if I have a passion for getting burned?

Like, should I use shampoo? Seems like that worked for that schizo guy two threads down, but I don't want to go bald….



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 No.551[Reply]

Gondola
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 No.555

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>>554
I have certain states of mind and certain things can click me into different states.
Songs and images do this especially often.
Sometimes I'll listen to a particular song and it will momentarily revert me back to the feeling of when I was at school.
Trains and stations are probably my favourite one. They make me feel elated sometimes
This is essentially "back when life was good" (even though I know my mind subconsciously blocks out the bad) moments, and I really treasure them. Though it's often incredibly wistful.

Anyway, Gondola is very good at inducing these feels sometimes, so that's why I like them.

Sorry for semi-offtopic.

 No.556

Gondola is cool and stuff, but how is this related to the topic? There is also a gondola thread in /lounge/.
https://sushigirl.us/lounge/res/578.html

 No.557

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I made a shitty gondola doodle

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 No.1566

>>557
I like it, sushi :)



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