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Why do people here post in giant walls of text?

It's really fucking annoying

Stop trying to use an imageboard like it's a blog

Just chill out and get to the point
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pls no


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oh no where are my cool guy socks?!


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I agree that writing walls of text is annoying, it's just too much beating about the bush, you can always find a way to be concise and express all that you want to say instead of just writing an annoying essay about your life that nobody will read, it looks daunting in the first place and it usually is nothing but a bunch of random thoughts just put together because you didn't care to think about what you were going to say and the most efficient way to say it, so you often end up repeating yourself or giving out a bunch of useless details. I am sure everybody can, giving it enough thought, express themselves succintly and clearly, perhaps you have to say a lot and you end up with some very dense stuff, even obscure, either by the choice of words or just because there is so much meaning behind what you are saying that some ellipsis is necessary. There is no way around entropy anyway, any means of expression is bound to introduce some noise, and writing too much is one such way of obscuring the intention of your post, people might just ignore it altogether, or just be annoyed because you end up thinking in circles. Indeed, it seems like most of the times you write and write and write endlessly you're just dumping your thoughts which, in your own mind, are unorganized and even chaotic. It lacks not only self control but care about what you're writing and regards for the reader's attention, you are just dumping, not going back over what you said, it's as if every sentence you write just goes right from your stream of thought and into the screen, and then you leave it behind and not even care about what you just wrote. In the end, the only thing that comes clear is how restless your mind really is and how unorganized your ideas are. Often the strategy for right expression (or whatever) is to carefully craft your words in order for them to have the most impact, else, when you write walls of text the meaning gets dilluted. Even in the process of organizing your thoughts for expressing them, you are doing a service to yourself in organizing them inside your mind so you end up less confused. Most of the huge walls of texts are people that can't set their mind straight and introduce a lot of noise from their own mind, they distract themselves from that which they say they are trying to focus on. The point is that these long texts end up looking like a confused rant.
So please don't write walls of text, I urge you, I beg you, you can do better, please be considerPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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u a qt roll

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D O Y O U R E M E M B E R .
I dont like comfy;;;;;;;; i lov it


The 26th night of September? /hell/ yeh I do buddy

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Hello, /int/eresting people! You dont know me, but i need help. The fact is that I created my sushi rollym's imageboard. I need friends. Forgive me for the unexpected invasion. Now my board very small. The Internet is the only thing that makes me happy in this life. Life in my country is sad. Very sad. Angry people, dirty streets, high price and taxes - it's in the nature of things
. I just need friendship to make life better. I ask the admin not to delete it. If you agree to friendship, we can get links our sites in header/frameset/banners. I'll put the name under the spoiler so as not to disturb others. Sorry for my anglish. Maybe f-friends?


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I don't trust that link and your writing seems coy. Like the writing of someone who wants to seem foreign but is clearly not.

But regardless of that, all external sites are to be posted here:


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this. Advertising your board is hunky dory but pls do it properly and don't litter. This board is named /kitchen/ for a reason.
Anyway, I clicked the link and it seems fine. Op is probably a vodka roll so that explains his english.


>Maybe f-friends?
sounds too anime to be real


i want to kill myself


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Follow your dreams, don't let anyone stop you! You can do it!


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me 2, way 2 often 2 get old

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This is a funny image.


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why pregnant?

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I took a really big shit today, it felt pretty good.
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it was 6.4/10


You should have taken a picture


fml I always get incomplete evacuation and the bunny tail effect

I've given up and only take a shit before taking a shower because I would have to wipe endlessly otherwise


Do you guys take probiotics? People always talk about their benefits to health and stuff, but I think that the #1 benefit from them is amazing shits. You could put my turds on display, enter them in a competition and they'd get #1 feces.


I don't and my shits are the worst and make me want to kill myself. Which probiotics do you take?

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I like boys when they are pretty.



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You never need to apolgize for WAHA~


Remember when /b/ was…
Oh, who am I kidding.


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>/b/ dying.
>25k post in
If only they knew how far the fall would be.

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i love being warm inside, sipping a hot drink while it's cold and drafty outside


Same. But what about being dead inside?


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Don't Open


Hi kenny


Is that what a morgue looks like?

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You don't remember how you got here, or even where "here" is. A bead of sweat trickles down the back of your neck, despite the cool subterranean air. You are naked, save for a pair of blue running shorts. Your first choice is between a pistol with a full magazine, and a a rather dense box with no apparent opening. What do /hell/?
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There isn't too much to say about the unknown box. There aren't any noticeable seams or any way to open it. The box is light enough to carry in one arm easily, but it's dense enough that you suspect it isn't hollow.

Other than the fact that it seems to shine under some light and be dull under others, the only apparent use for it is to use it as a blunt improvised weapon.


bonk the man on the head with the box (lightly)





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You give a love tap with your mystery box on the strange figure. It slumps lifelessly to one side, revealing a small keycard.
You imagine that this keycard can fit in the conveniently color-coded slot to the door, but you should take the time to assess the situation and examine your surroundings. Either way, it's not like the door nor the keycard slot are going anywhere. You pick up the card for safe keepings.


Examine my skin. That pattern on it seems worrying.

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