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Remember to keep it cozy!

Captchas didn't work. Sticking to janitors while we try to think of something else.

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 No.827[Reply]

i love being warm inside, sipping a hot drink while it's cold and drafty outside

 No.829

Same. But what about being dead inside?

 No.833

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>>829
Don't Open

 No.858

Hi kenny

 No.859

>>833
Is that what a morgue looks like?



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 No.810[Reply]

You don't remember how you got here, or even where "here" is. A bead of sweat trickles down the back of your neck, despite the cool subterranean air. You are naked, save for a pair of blue running shorts. Your first choice is between a pistol with a full magazine, and a a rather dense box with no apparent opening. What do /hell/?
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 No.836

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There isn't too much to say about the unknown box. There aren't any noticeable seams or any way to open it. The box is light enough to carry in one arm easily, but it's dense enough that you suspect it isn't hollow.

Other than the fact that it seems to shine under some light and be dull under others, the only apparent use for it is to use it as a blunt improvised weapon.

 No.838

>>836
bonk the man on the head with the box (lightly)

 No.850

>>838

this

 No.860

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You give a love tap with your mystery box on the strange figure. It slumps lifelessly to one side, revealing a small keycard.
You imagine that this keycard can fit in the conveniently color-coded slot to the door, but you should take the time to assess the situation and examine your surroundings. Either way, it's not like the door nor the keycard slot are going anywhere. You pick up the card for safe keepings.

 No.861

>>860
Examine my skin. That pattern on it seems worrying.



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 No.645[Reply]

Life is kinda boring.
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 No.661

Some time ago a guy told me something I didn't understand and crossed the street running and almost got it by a bus.

This is an interesting life stuff thread now.

 No.662

>>661
I ran across the street once and almost got hit by a bus pulling out of the bus lane. I didn't say anything to anyone beforehand, though.

 No.837

>>662
i almost hit someone running across the street when i was driving a bus,

 No.841

Where is that character from, OP?

 No.842

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>>841
My Hero Academia.



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 No.797[Reply]

I run a image board to but it hosted on tor I was wondering how do you add a picture on top I thought vichan didn't support it

https://n64chatewxfnmh4u.onion/chan/

 No.799

>>797
Find the $config['url_banner'] option in config.php, it's commented out. Put that in instance_config.php. You can either use an image or a rotation script for the value.

It's kind of a shithole but https://engine.vichan.net/support/ is the more appropriate place to ask this kind of question.



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 No.572[Reply]

Legend has it that's a certain family member from Serbia
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 No.760

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>>758
>>759
We need a question that only the real Ni-chan can answer.

What is the name of the first track on the mixtape?

 No.761

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What's the name of that song from those turks that itamae shared

 No.762

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>>760
MAIDS IN SPACE(tm)

>>761
https://youtu.be/PYyHokzv7Es

not sure if that's the official name but iirc iSyanQaR26 (his youtube channel) https://www.youtube.com/user/Arcantin26
and SanJaR have made 3-4 sequels of that song, ask team_malice to check the backlog, since I've linked all of the sequels once but I forgot what were they called

 No.763

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>>762
>ask team_malice
Uh oh.
Not sure if I can find anything on that. I don't think I paid attention…

 No.764

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>>763
ily you mongol



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 No.752[Reply]

Made it past day one without fapping.

Anyone else doing NoFap or have anything to share?

 No.753

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Recently I had no time to enjoy myself. After two days I felt really miserable, on edge and horny. My thoughts tended to drift of, making me fantasize about a girl I used to know.

Few years ago I tried NoFap for two months or so (did it before it was cool). Nothing really changed besides occasional flesh cravings like mild fewer and me getting slightly faster irritated.

 No.754

>>752
I've tried it. It made me feel lewder than ever. Where as when i fapped maybe 1 or 2 times a day at most just get the energy out in the AM and maybe in the PM before I go out or something I felt better and less of a degenerate.



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 No.707[Reply]

I have periodically started to have fits of rage where I break something important to me then spit all over my family members. What's wrong with me?
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 No.710

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>>709
In that case, start working on a contingency plan. Take anything you will regret breaking out of your room whilst you are in a good mood; tidy your space so that the mess doesn't get to your head. I don't know how you normally deal with your anger, but I listen to music and hit stuff. If you do this try to hit things that wont hurt you or get broken, like a pillow or your mattress. Also try writing down your thoughts when you are in that state, if you feel able. It might feel goofy at the time but if you can do it you'll probably get some sort of idea as to why you feel like this. I get similar mood swings (not as profound as yours mind), and actually just writing out this post has helped me, as its made me think about what is actually happening.

P.S. talk to your family! Unless you really do not get on, they will want to help you, and if you are hurting them they deserve to know whats going on in your head

 No.717

>>710
Thank you I'll give that a try.

 No.724

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>>717
Let us know how it goes OP

 No.747

>>710
>Also try writing down your thoughts when you are in that state, if you feel able.

I wonder if this really helps. I managed to contain my anger to the point I don't abuse other people, but I wish I could stop banging my head against the wall.

 No.748

>>747
I have no idea because I've never tried it myself. It popped into my head so I thought I'd suggest it.



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 No.738[Reply]

>my girlfriend is a slave to her family
>the apartment I live in is run down and full of druggies that make it impossible to know what peace and quiet is
>i can't find a job and am wasting time on imageboards
>i hate my life
>too much of a pussy to kill myself though
>however i am getting closer and closer each passing day to doing it

 No.740

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you need hentai in your life

 No.742

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>my girlfriend is a slave to her family
>the apartment I live in is run down and full of druggies that make it impossible to know what peace and quiet is
>i can't find a job and am wasting time on imageboards

I understand this pain all too well.

 No.745

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>>742
I always wonder if I can learn something from the image to you just posted or if it is just a spicy meme.
I mean, happy days are nice but if they are long gone, they are gone. How can it help to remember them?



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 No.734[Reply]

Hell is pretty nice. I like it here.

 No.3257

[i]test[/i]

 No.3258

test

 No.4013

Nobody is here, I can test now!

 No.4778

test



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 No.718[Reply]

What's the best way to conceal masturbating in church?
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 No.728

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>>718
Become a priest.

 No.729

Say you're possessed by the devil and jerk it in front of everyone. Nothing like hiding in plain sight.

 No.731

Depending on your age you can get the priest to do it for you

 No.732

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Wait until singing time. Hallelujah!

 No.733

>>729
This one would be hilariously good.



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