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FIRE Anonymous 07/26/18 (Thu) 00:46:51 No.1567 [Reply]

Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.

Anonymous 07/29/18 (Sun) 07:41:59 No.1571

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It is okay to burn with passion.

Anonymous 07/29/18 (Sun) 22:10:20 No.1572

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>>1571
What if I have a passion for getting burned?

Like, should I use shampoo? Seems like that worked for that schizo guy two threads down, but I don't want to go bald….

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Anonymous 01/11/17 (Wed) 19:03:25 No.551 [Reply]

Gondola

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Anonymous 01/11/17 (Wed) 22:26:32 No.555

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>>554
I have certain states of mind and certain things can click me into different states.
Songs and images do this especially often.
Sometimes I'll listen to a particular song and it will momentarily revert me back to the feeling of when I was at school.
Trains and stations are probably my favourite one. They make me feel elated sometimes
This is essentially "back when life was good" (even though I know my mind subconsciously blocks out the bad) moments, and I really treasure them. Though it's often incredibly wistful.

Anyway, Gondola is very good at inducing these feels sometimes, so that's why I like them.

Sorry for semi-offtopic.

Anonymous 01/12/17 (Thu) 03:14:25 No.556

Gondola is cool and stuff, but how is this related to the topic? There is also a gondola thread in /lounge/.
https://sushigirl.us/lounge/res/578.html

Anonymous 01/12/17 (Thu) 22:03:08 No.557

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I made a shitty gondola doodle

Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 10:52:44 No.1565

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Anonymous 07/26/18 (Thu) 00:37:02 No.1566

>>557
I like it, sushi :)

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Conspiracy to damage and age people's bodies Anonymous 07/16/18 (Mon) 17:06:43 No.1561 [Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

Anonymous 07/21/18 (Sat) 08:28:46 No.1562

Why do the overlords want us to be bald?

Anonymous 07/22/18 (Sun) 01:10:34 No.1563

>>1562
Bald people look like babies, it kinda fits with the whole nanny state groove.

Anonymous 07/23/18 (Mon) 04:24:06 No.1564

of course food kills us. so does air, slowly. they run the systems in our body till they fail and we keel over. but hey, i can still play video games right? so its whatever

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Soap Anonymous 07/06/18 (Fri) 00:07:42 No.1551 [Reply]

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.

Anonymous 07/06/18 (Fri) 16:52:44 No.1553

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What's up soap man?

Anonymous 07/10/18 (Tue) 20:13:57 No.1556

Goddamn soap murderers ruined my city.

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Anonymous 06/18/18 (Mon) 08:38:41 No.1543 [Reply]

Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.

Anonymous 06/18/18 (Mon) 20:04:12 No.1544

Hmm, are you the dude posting porn spam in the strong as hell thread?

itamae !HAXOTfjzPU 06/19/18 (Tue) 01:09:51 No.1545

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Seems like Vince has a case of the Mondays.

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Anonymous 06/10/18 (Sun) 02:32:57 No.1536 [Reply]

Nigged out

Anonymous 06/10/18 (Sun) 02:37:03 No.1537

>>1536
(rizon #sense_of_fun)
raid on gaia
hav fun

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Conspiracies Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 14:57:29 No.1442 [Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

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Anonymous 04/29/18 (Sun) 15:47:07 No.1506

>>1502
ewww

Anonymous 04/29/18 (Sun) 17:59:32 No.1507

>>1476
I think this is what's wrong with my hair and why I have an extreme case of dandruff. What exactly did you do to clear up your problem?

Anonymous 04/29/18 (Sun) 18:01:24 No.1508

>>1502
Also I used to way back when I was in middle school. I looked around the classroom and was like guys, I'm making it snow! Other kids instantly thought I was absolutely disgusting. One girl tried to report that I had lice and a nurse came in with gloves while making me sit to deal with her going through my head in front of the entire class. No wonder my social life is nothing now days.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 07:01:45 No.1512

>>1507
Use a shampoo that doesn't suck. Something harsh, salicylic acid will burn your fucking flakes away.

I also used to rub olive oil in my hair, to kind of keep it moist and to glom up junk in my hair and on my scalp.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 15:28:14 No.1515

>>1442
lmao shampoo is for nerds my hair is strong and grows an inch every week. also sometimes when i scratch it white flakes or something fall out, dunno what that's all about, but a nice party trick
>>1452
just drink from pubic fountains

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Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 17:43:09 No.1145 [Reply]

What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.

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Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 22:12:24 No.1412

I think he is stoned

Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 05:34:05 No.1413

He's shocked and amazed by all of the strong and long girls in the next thread over.

Anonymous 04/18/18 (Wed) 07:17:30 No.1478

He looks like he's wondering how he managed to piss off his girlfriend this time.

Anonymous 04/18/18 (Wed) 08:58:42 No.1480

It looks like something sudden happened that broke his worldview and he is very upset and confused, like someone said to him 'nice nips' and he realised that he has never worn a shirt in his whole life and how could this have happened.

Anonymous 04/18/18 (Wed) 12:36:03 No.1481

>>1412
I lost.

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lola hartley thread Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 13:28:00 No.1418 [Reply]

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Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 14:57:36 No.1419

>gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss.
Znqr zr ynhtu.
V bapr unq n fvzvyne qernz jurer gur jubyr avtug V xrcg qernzvat va gur pbagrkg bs n erfgnhenag jurer nccneragyl V jnf gur znantre. Ng fbzr cbvag V jnf chyyvat gur jngre ba n sybbqrq ebbz juvyr V jnf qrnyvat jvgu n pbhcyr bs hacyrnfnag pyvragf. Gurer jnfa'g ernyyl zhpu fhofgnapr gb vg ohg gur jubyr qernz qrirybcrq va gung pbagrkg bs gur erfgnhenag. Jung vg zrnaf V qba'g xabj rvgure, cebonoyl whfg n fbeg bs onpxtebhaq va juvpu gb cynpr gur riragf bs gur qernz. Gur fhopbafpvbhf vf n fgenatr guvat.

Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 16:12:20 No.1420

ROT-13? Pfft, my reply is so secret that I had to use ROT-26.

Anonymous 04/13/18 (Fri) 21:24:42 No.1454

up

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Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed) 23:32:37 No.1392 [Reply]

I want to have sex with black hanekawa.

Anonymous 03/25/18 (Sun) 18:15:10 No.1402

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I want to have sex with regular hanekawa

Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 19:11:56 No.1411

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