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Conspiracy to damage and age people's bodies Anonymous 07/16/18 (Mon) 17:06:43 No.1561 [Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

Anonymous 07/21/18 (Sat) 08:28:46 No.1562

Why do the overlords want us to be bald?

Anonymous 07/22/18 (Sun) 01:10:34 No.1563

>>1562
Bald people look like babies, it kinda fits with the whole nanny state groove.

Anonymous 07/23/18 (Mon) 04:24:06 No.1564

of course food kills us. so does air, slowly. they run the systems in our body till they fail and we keel over. but hey, i can still play video games right? so its whatever

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Soap Anonymous 07/06/18 (Fri) 00:07:42 No.1551 [Reply]

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.

Anonymous 07/06/18 (Fri) 16:52:44 No.1553

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What's up soap man?

Anonymous 07/10/18 (Tue) 20:13:57 No.1556

Goddamn soap murderers ruined my city.

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Anonymous 06/18/18 (Mon) 08:38:41 No.1543 [Reply]

Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.

Anonymous 06/18/18 (Mon) 20:04:12 No.1544

Hmm, are you the dude posting porn spam in the strong as hell thread?

itamae !HAXOTfjzPU 06/19/18 (Tue) 01:09:51 No.1545

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Seems like Vince has a case of the Mondays.

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Anonymous 06/10/18 (Sun) 02:32:57 No.1536 [Reply]

Nigged out

Anonymous 06/10/18 (Sun) 02:37:03 No.1537

>>1536
(rizon #sense_of_fun)
raid on gaia
hav fun

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Conspiracies Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 14:57:29 No.1442 [Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

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Anonymous 04/29/18 (Sun) 15:47:07 No.1506

>>1502
ewww

Anonymous 04/29/18 (Sun) 17:59:32 No.1507

>>1476
I think this is what's wrong with my hair and why I have an extreme case of dandruff. What exactly did you do to clear up your problem?

Anonymous 04/29/18 (Sun) 18:01:24 No.1508

>>1502
Also I used to way back when I was in middle school. I looked around the classroom and was like guys, I'm making it snow! Other kids instantly thought I was absolutely disgusting. One girl tried to report that I had lice and a nurse came in with gloves while making me sit to deal with her going through my head in front of the entire class. No wonder my social life is nothing now days.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 07:01:45 No.1512

>>1507
Use a shampoo that doesn't suck. Something harsh, salicylic acid will burn your fucking flakes away.

I also used to rub olive oil in my hair, to kind of keep it moist and to glom up junk in my hair and on my scalp.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 15:28:14 No.1515

>>1442
lmao shampoo is for nerds my hair is strong and grows an inch every week. also sometimes when i scratch it white flakes or something fall out, dunno what that's all about, but a nice party trick
>>1452
just drink from pubic fountains

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Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 17:43:09 No.1145 [Reply]

What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.

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Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 22:12:24 No.1412

I think he is stoned

Anonymous 03/31/18 (Sat) 05:34:05 No.1413

He's shocked and amazed by all of the strong and long girls in the next thread over.

Anonymous 04/18/18 (Wed) 07:17:30 No.1478

He looks like he's wondering how he managed to piss off his girlfriend this time.

Anonymous 04/18/18 (Wed) 08:58:42 No.1480

It looks like something sudden happened that broke his worldview and he is very upset and confused, like someone said to him 'nice nips' and he realised that he has never worn a shirt in his whole life and how could this have happened.

Anonymous 04/18/18 (Wed) 12:36:03 No.1481

>>1412
I lost.

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lola hartley thread Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 13:28:00 No.1418 [Reply]

ynfg avtug jnf jrveq, vg jnf orpnhfr zl qernz jnf gur fnzr cerzvfr nf gur avtug orsber. v jnf jbexvat ng fbzr trareny pbaprffvbaf fgnaq ng n znwbe yrnthr onfronyy tnzr jvgu zl sevraq. jr jrer gur bayl gjb crbcyr jbexvat. zl sevraq unq gb freir gur sbbq naq v unq gb jneq bss rarzl snaf jub jrer gelvat gb qrfgebl gur fgnaq. gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss. gur ragver fgnqvhz jnf qrpbengrq va nccyrorr'f fcbafbefuvc. v qba'g xabj jung vg zrnaf, v qba'g sbyybj onfronyy ng nyy.

Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 14:57:36 No.1419

>gur srznyrf bs gur ohapu xrcg gelvat gb evc zl onyyf bss.
Znqr zr ynhtu.
V bapr unq n fvzvyne qernz jurer gur jubyr avtug V xrcg qernzvat va gur pbagrkg bs n erfgnhenag jurer nccneragyl V jnf gur znantre. Ng fbzr cbvag V jnf chyyvat gur jngre ba n sybbqrq ebbz juvyr V jnf qrnyvat jvgu n pbhcyr bs hacyrnfnag pyvragf. Gurer jnfa'g ernyyl zhpu fhofgnapr gb vg ohg gur jubyr qernz qrirybcrq va gung pbagrkg bs gur erfgnhenag. Jung vg zrnaf V qba'g xabj rvgure, cebonoyl whfg n fbeg bs onpxtebhaq va juvpu gb cynpr gur riragf bs gur qernz. Gur fhopbafpvbhf vf n fgenatr guvat.

Anonymous 04/01/18 (Sun) 16:12:20 No.1420

ROT-13? Pfft, my reply is so secret that I had to use ROT-26.

Anonymous 04/13/18 (Fri) 21:24:42 No.1454

up

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Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed) 23:32:37 No.1392 [Reply]

I want to have sex with black hanekawa.

Anonymous 03/25/18 (Sun) 18:15:10 No.1402

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I want to have sex with regular hanekawa

Anonymous 03/30/18 (Fri) 19:11:56 No.1411

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Anonymous 03/28/18 (Wed) 10:25:13 No.1404 [Reply]

INVISIBLE MONKEEZ!

Anonymous 03/28/18 (Wed) 22:41:22 No.1406

also jellyfish thread

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Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 02:59:40 No.1307 [Reply]

My chest hair is too thin and girly.

I'm never gonna get a bf

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Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 00:34:22 No.1312

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>>1311
Oh my god, sushi, I'm so sorry.
I will weep for you and your perpetually itchy nipples.

Anonymous 02/05/18 (Mon) 07:31:14 No.1313

>>1307
meh fuck the people who judges your chest hair - you don't need them.

Anonymous 02/06/18 (Tue) 00:35:09 No.1315

>>1313
Thank you for your kind words of support, sushi.
I will always be a little shocked and disappointed in myself. I should have listened to my grandfather's advice on this and ate more bratwurst. That man was fuzzy as hell, even after chemo. I let him down, I wish I liked meat enough to have followed in his wisdom.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 12:49:12 No.1387

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I always wondered what people need hair for. Even transplantation is a thing nowadays. I would be glad to be bald all over. It would be easier to decide where my body ends and where the world begins, a common problem of my daily hassle.

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 23:44:35 No.1391

>>1387
A beard is nice in the winter. Going all Mumford and Sons really fills in the gaps of your cold weather gear nicely.

The rest of it? Doesn't seem to have much purpose.