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 No.2164[Reply]

ctgfhnjrfh
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 No.2167

gondolaA

 No.2168

oc from me

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>>2168
whoops th

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>>2166
veru appealing shemai waifu nao



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 No.1881[Reply]

do you guys have friends outside the internet or anything like that? if so:

go hug yourselves normies
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 No.1904

>>1902
Elaborate? I don't think I implied anything of the sort.

 No.1910

>>1898
What are you actually on about?

 No.1914

>>1898
it's weird since when "normie" started to appear on /jp/ circa 2012, it was specifically meant to sound *less* bitter and cancerous than the alternative. like, we were over being resentful. it's not a big deal. they can do their thing while we do ours. then a few years later /r9k/ claimed it and managed to spread their stupid frog meme to the mainstream internet.
i guess i shouldn't be surprised, it's far easier to revel in self-pity and blame the world for your misery than it is to be constructive and take personal responsibility.

meanwhile i haven't heard "NORP" in ages

 No.2021

>>1888
I think it should only be mentioned if it is necessary or contributes to the post, while mentioning it for attention shouldnt.
Didn't the "TITS OR GTFO" meme originally mean that your sex doesn't matter on the internet?

 No.2232

>>2021
It was like, half that and half horny /b/tards just hoping that someone would actually fucking do it.

I always admired how chantrash could dovetail very noble purposes with very foul ones. It was always a delicate balance to maintain but we were so smart about being stupid.



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 No.2087[Reply]


the first youtube video was released 02/16/2005, but what nobody knew was that it was a murder that happened in 1979.
-the amateur video shows moments before the murder of 3 girls by the man who was singing along with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wqBIOVPfg&t=116s

 No.2105

this aroused me

 No.2125

>>2087
fake and gay and go away

 No.2128

First youtube video was of a fucking indian guy at the zoo

 No.2129

>>2128
the creator of youtube at the zoo
best piece of yt kino

 No.2231

fake but clip itself is pretty good



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 No.779[Reply]

Post your mugshot here sushi.
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>>1538
I watched the movie, because someone told me that. Loved it!
Then I posted Renton's photo on my facebook and people didn't notice. Those who were familiar with the movie were really confused, believe me.

 No.1546

>>1542
You should try to pick up acting gigs as him.

Just like, have a portfolio of all his shit and try to lie your way into auditions just to see how far you can go with it.

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My hair is black and almost on my shoulders now, i take good care of it though.
Its kinda nice to see other sushi faces for some reason.

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>>2200
Looks good man. I've grown my hair out in the past but I always keep it short nowadays because if it gets remotely long the wind always catches it and makes it messy as fuck. I don't like using gel so it doesn't leave me with many options.

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I'd date many people on this thread to be honest. I wanted to take a new one with a timestamp but I'm too lazy.



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 No.2145[Reply]

Why does it feel like in the English speaking internet everyone take your words as an attack on their hobbies/personalities and instantly start being passive aggressive towards whatever it is you're saying?
Have you noticed the same? How do you deal with this phenomena?
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 No.2163

>>2162
doesn't sound very comfy or tolerant of you

 No.2179

>>2157
OP didn't say "everyone else is the problem", only that enough people seem to act that way that it can "feel like" everyone.

anyway the reason is generations of decadence and deliberate influence programs by hostile powers to undermine the spirit of western society, eroding any common sense of pride or fellowship and making everyone anxious, defensive and suspicious of each other. the internet used to be a haven for free expression and therefore a great way to relieve social stress and form unconditional bonds with people in this time, but since social media took over it's become even worse than meatspace. i can't think of much advice to give other than try to support smaller competitors to the major communication platforms wherever possible. donate to your local altchan today

 No.2203

There's an ongoing arms race to signal in-group status on the internet. Many conversations aren't really about the topics they're about in theory, they're just about signalling membership of a common group. This isn't some conscious thing or suggestion that some people are NPCs, it's something we've always done. It's just that on the internet the race can be launched into overdrive since we've got less non-verbal communication to work with combined with many more people interacting at a much higher pace.

I hope one day the web slows down or withdraws into smaller sites rather than the big social media companies we've got now, it should help calm people down within communities even if the various sites all hate one another. I don't think it's likely though.

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>>2163
"what was that. Were you having a controversial thought?"

 No.2205

>>2204
I really, really like this image. I will save it if you do not mind.
I wish I had someone that would rig an election to be closer with me (in a non creepy way).



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 No.2188[Reply]

How are you doing my fellow kekerinos, dont forget about our 20 year plan to save western civilization with frog memes, lets own the libs by destroying UKIP brothers, for liberalism!

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>>2188
It's a real shame…

He still has some good ideas but way over stretches his importance and intelligence. I think all the years being at the top of the anti-samurai platter YouTube fuck mound went to his head. He got stuck there, didn't evolve; thus is just horribly out of touch and by extension immeasurably cringey. I have a friend who unironically wears a Kekistan shirt in public, I'll try cop a pic.

He should just go back to making more low effort videos and not take him self so seriously. The fan art is awful.

Necromancer when Sargon?

 No.2193

>>2188
I like his videos but jesus, he needs to take a break and stop doing politics.

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>>2190
Sargon's problem was getting into politics. It is very obvious he has no idea what he is talking about much of the time, especially when it comes to US politics, where he is a fish out water who tries to talk the talk, but falls on his face every minute (that's a lot of idioms). Anyways, he used to be somewhat comedic, when he used to do TWIS, but after he stopped doing that and going really hard on the identity politics, it's very hard to take the guy seriously as he has some very conservative stances on identity politics, many of which aren't even relevant in the country I live in (despite him thinking so).

Politics are not at all /comfy/.



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 No.2142[Reply]

Why did the bean get homesick?
Because it missed its 豆.
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>>2181
Okay fine you didn't like that one then howe aboute thise.
Why did Kenshiro never kick Souther?
Because he lost his Shu.

 No.2183

>>2182
Okay maybe not many people in HELL read that so here's a knee-slapper from another manga
alright so
Why did Bucciarati grow up to be a thief?
Because he had sticky fingers.

 No.2184

>>2183
How about something topical then.

An angry businessman wanted to complain about how his fish was being served raw over perfectly cooked rice, see. He thought, "MAN. That chef must be insulting me!" So he marched into the kitchen uninvited– where on meeting the chef, found out she was a woman.
"Of course, she must be one of those feminists." Satisfied by this knowledge, he smugly turned to march back out– only to slip on a soysauce puddle and hurt his neck. Lying there with the female chef apologizing, he decided it was time to 鮨.

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Why did Ass?

 No.2192

>>2175
> yukky
I got that.

Spelling jokes in two foreign languages are tough.

I could add my mother tongue, but that would burst the ラーメン.



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 No.2177[Reply]

what the fuck? why was my thread deleted? that was perfect /hell/ material. also since when is seisatsu the owner? what happened to my boy itamae-san?

 No.2202

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Itamae hasn't been the owner since sushichan was sushigirl.tokyo.

Itamae disappeared back then for a while and the site eventually went down if I recall correctly, with Seisatsu then recreating it as sushigirl.us to bring it back up as a clone. There was a /yakuza/ thread on it when sushigirl.us went live -
https://sushigirl.us/yakuza/res/351.html



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 No.249[Reply]

do the secret boards still exist?
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 No.2111

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I have access to secret board info but it'll cost you some mad money.

 No.2112

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>>2111
I can offer this hypercube. It's also blue.

 No.2124

>>249
myess

 No.2127

>>2112
mmm, double rotation

 No.2140

>>2112
I raise you one flying duckboi

>it’s a stock photo which makes it meta



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 No.520[Reply]

This is nice board
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 No.2015

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>>2015
Wrong imageboard.

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oh noes ebil!

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yes fren



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