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New harrassment, hate speech, and politics rules on our sister site Uboachan aim to make it a little more comfy and help repair its reputation.
Uboachan is a darker, decade old imageboard centered around Yume Nikki fans and fangames, spooky/horror aesthetic, indie gaming, gamedev, NEETs, and NEET recovery.


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Post flat or small chested girls here please
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Interesting essay about the origins of lolicon. The author argues that, just as violent video games don't increase violent crime, sexualized imagery doesn't increase sex crimes.


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tfw no legal fox loli gf
One on the left is super sexy
The one on the right looks a little alien though, even for an anime girl.


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lolis having fun with themselves are the best


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I have major gender dysphoria and its certainly a drag on life, and I just want to rant about it, and you guys are all nice (oh yeah so fair warning this is just me going on about my problems, also this may be really long and I don't know if there's a character limit so this may be multiple parts).

I'm just never going to look or feel right, I don't think. Because I just happened to be born with this mental illness. As a kid, I always liked to imagine myself as a girl for some reason. In internet circles I'd pretend I was a girl, for no real reason other then preference. It wasn't like I was doing it for kicks, saying I was a guy after flirting with someone, i really just liked being a girl instead. I lived in a pretty liberal area, so I found out about trannies by middle school, and by age 14 i was pretty sure I was one. Unfortunately, I was a very early bloomer, and puberty hit me really hard. I was 5'10" at 14 and only kept growing, grew facial hair in middle school, broad shoulders, square jaw, everything. And I hated it as much then as I did now. I grew my hair out and to this day have real nice hair with perfect curls but that was kind of the end of things I actually liked about myself. With my frame, nobody ever really mistook me for a girl, even from behind. Guy friends I had that were super short or just feminine in general got mistaken for girls without even trying or wanting to and I felt really jealous. When I was 15 I started having friends call me "Abby" online and told them about some of this. I started getting that feeling of "being a women trapped in a man's body" people talk about as opposed to "being a man that want to be a woman," a change you don't really notice until it happens. That felt pretty nice. Every now and then, when I was home alone, I'd sneak into my sister's room and wear her clothes and look in the mirror for a while. I stopped because it felt like I was doing something perverted even though I wasn't attracted to women (more on that later), but it felt nice to take pictures of myself in dresses, even though I deleted them afterwards. but…yea. I just really hated being a man. Sometimes I would curl up and stare at all the hair on my legs and nearly have a breakdown over that.(Part 1/?)
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Hey OP. My friend is in the same boat as you (or at least a very similar boat). Born has a male and wants to be a female. He was going to transition, but he decided not too because of the side effects and most important to him, he wants functioning genitals and libido. He's in a shitty situation because of that where he will never achieve what he truly desires. That, coupled with chronic depression from genetics, fucks him up bad. The best I can do is being there for him.
­>I'm also into men, but i don't "feel" like a gay person
His dysphoria makes it difficult for him to get into a relationship. He declares himself asexual because of that. Although he still sometimes fall for someone with a really nice personality, but ultimately can't commit to it.
She (I will start to refer to him has a she. She doesn't mind "he" but likes being called a she.) has a few ways to cope with this however. She's a person of science. While I don't think we'll ever get to this point in our lives, she likes to think that, in the future, science will be to a point where she'll be able to transfer her conscious, in one way or another, with another consenting party, or that we'll be so advanced in the medical field that we will be able to transfer her conscious into the one of an animal like a cat or bird. It's a very "dualistic" approach to the problem.
She also has other small ways to cope with this. She uses a persona online and likes going in VRchat with that persona she made. She's rational enough to not let the game take a toll on her life, but I've noticed that at often times, when she leaves that virtual world, she becomes depressed for no reason. She says it's for no reason, but idk if she's lying or haven't figured out that it might be because that she's leaving her ideal body.

Right now she has other problems then her dysphoria and I can't believe how willpowered she is. All the cards are stacked against her and she's still going thru all of it. I believe you'll find a way thru this.


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I don't wanna be uncomfy, so anyone let me know if this is feeling like an argument or otherwise not the sort of tone to have in a noodle bar such as this.
Anyway, you should read the breathing and chakra sections. I'm a fan.
Evidence is not all or nothing. If you had a source, it could be good, and increase belief, or maybe bad, and decrease belief, but in general: pics or it didn't happen.
I think of a religion change as a change in the source of your will, or a sufficiently deep worldview change. The yoga book (which does have cool stuff) advices turning over your complete will to a guru that you may learn to act properly and gain higher brain mumbo jumbo. So, that doesn't really leave room for serving any other religion. Seems I'm taking it out of context, since you are just recommending juice fast and using magic to alter your reproductive anatomy.
Books unrelated.


>she likes to think that, in the future, science will be to a point where she'll be able to transfer her conscious, in one way or another, with another consenting party
Hopefully not. Jesus fucking christ, sounds like something out of a dystopian novel. Imagine the trafficking of women from 3rd world countries that would go on just so that rich men in the west could live out their ultimate porn fantasy. Absolutely horrifying.


>pics or it didn't happen
Well someone could always create a 3D CG one
I legitimately had pics at one point in time, which I would've posted here.
Whether you choose to believe me is a different story.

A guru doesn't have to be someone alive.
It can be some entity you have a good relationship with.
Just whole heartedly pray to them.


You can do that, but I wouldn't. Only a flesh and blood human can safely point out dangers to you.


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What are you having to drink, fellow rolls?

I went out for dinner tonight and had a few different drinks: a cocktail called Chuck Norris which was bourbon, ginger and lemon; two different drinks in a jar; one spiced rum, pineapple, lime and ginger ale, and the other bourbon, orange, cinnamon and ginger ale. Finished off with some sake. Delicious times all round.
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Yeah I read as much. I've yet to try it that way but I've also looked up some neat cocktails to make with it. I don't have the right kind of bitters to make a proper Sazerac but I'll likely try anyways. Also found this which is interesting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_in_the_Afternoon_(cocktail)


Wine is a shit tier drink to get smashed with. Vodka is much better


I'm drinking that Death in the Afternoon cocktail now
It's pretty good so long as you like anise flavors. I do, so hooray. The stuff definitely clouded up once I poured the champagne in.


I started having shower beers once or twice a week after my runs. Feels good man.


I too have been doing the shower beer thing lately. It really is extra satisfying when tired and sweaty.


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Do you have faith, sushi?

I have this old memory when I, as a kid, lost a precious toy. Asked God to help me find it, but to no avail. I blamed God for this misfortune and declared that I no longer believe.

Now I would say I am an agnostic, but I think I really want to find God. God, as someone to talk to, to confess to and to find support in. Lately I faced a lot of difficulties and praying helped me. I even made few liabilities, that I now struggle to accomplish.

When things go well I forget about my prayings and obligations, there is that thought that it is all my work and not some old dude above my head. Until now I went by this and it made me feel like a tiny, tiny man.

I really want to believe, but something is stopping me. Please, share something about yourself.
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Russell was a neutral monist, which is similar to panpsychism in a sense.


Oh, I don't know much about neutral monism.
Where should I start with Russell?


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Spatial and temporal invariance is not an assumption but an observation of science. If physics failed at predicting at some point in time and space then I don't think current science would have trouble detecting that and accounting for it.

The more limiting assumption, in my opinion, is of being able to locate the observer to an objective non-interfering point of viewer. It is a powerful assumption for learning about physical systems, but is incapable of dealing well with self-reference, psychology, society, and spirituality.




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Last thread, >>7839, seems to have hit bump limit so I'm making a new one.

Every time you visit https://sushigirl.us leave a reply in this thread. How your day is going, anything interesting that happened recently or just to say hi, whatever!
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One day I'll speak Japanese.


ganbatte sushi!


You are thinking too small.
One day, I will BE Japanese.


Still too small, you can be Japan itself!


I too thought this at one point…now I can speak Japanese.


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Pick the most obscure anime in your top 10. If somebody else in the thread has seen it you lose.

>Ichigo Mashimaro

It's not super obscure, but it's the best I got.
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He has good taste, then. And so do you!
tfw no gf to rec Kaiba to


It's probably kokoro toshoukan
according to mal at least.
I'm surprised no one knows it because it's actually the first slice of life anime IMO, came out the year before azumanga daioh.


Thanks! You too. I would recommend it to anyone here also, it's very cosy. Sorry for making you lose the challenge though!


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God dang. I just got done watching Kaiba thanks to you.

Chroniko's story in episode 3 was heart-wrenching. How can I feel so sad for a character I only knew for six minutes? The way the show portrays death is unique. I can see hundreds of gruesome deaths in Devilman Crybaby and it's not very affecting, but in Kaiba it's not even obvious they died. Their memories just float off into space and they're lost forever. It's haunting.


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While we're on the topic of Masaaki Yuasa, anyone seen Kemonozume? I wouldn't call it a favorite but it's a good one to mention in the spirit of continuing the game. I watched it ages ago and remember little other than it being extremely bizarre.


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I was thinking it would be nice if we had a thread for sharing our own websites/homepages. Woah, here's one now! Show me your netspace sushi!

Here's mine. It's a complete mess, but I like it. It's kind of new well, technically it's existed for a little while, but I only started working on it recently, so it's missing a lot of things, and there are a few links that 404. Though it's hosted on neocities, it's only slighty Lain themed.
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The creator, Caroline Bren, passed away.
Somehow someone uploaded a video of what the site used to look like.


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I've got two: https://bad-luck-enterprises.neocities.org/
this was an art experiment and what I used to teach myself HTML and CSS with, it's defunct now, but if you know the addresses, the pages are still there.

This is my current portfolio/webart site, it's under construction for now though, not done with it.


You are very talented. Cool stuff. Spooky too.


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Thank you! I'm tryin real hard to get noticed and whatnot.


Really like what I'm seeing, what stuff did you took ideas from? I notice some Uno Morales influence there


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Let's go fishing!
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I mean I knew it was what humans used to pigment their own stuff but I thought it was a human/primate thing. Aren't cephalopods pretty distant from primates?


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Natsumi looks like such a goof here, it's hilarious


They are, but melanin is a pretty ubiquitous pigment. Glad you learned something new with fishing girls, sushi roll!


I like her fang


clams steamed in a tomato based sauce, with lots of vermouth and garlic. I over salted it a little but for a first attempt it was really nice.


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Nothing to contribute, I just wanna say I love this stuff and thanks for making the thread




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Here's a fun game. Reply to the previous post's question with what is your favourite (blank) with your reasoning why and then ask a question to the next poster.

I'll start. What is your favourite season, sushi roll?
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Lojban! It has many cool features that a lot of natural languages lack.

What is your favourite game that can be played with a traditional deck of cards?


It's been a long time since I've played it, but there was a card game I enjoyed a lot as a kid which was either called "spoons" or "spit," depending on who you asked. I don't remember exactly how it was played, but it involved several piles of cards in between the players, and it was played in real time, which I liked better than the turn-based nature of most card games.

What's your favorite sea creature?


Sea urchins or octopi, one of the two. I like octopi more and not just for their tentacles but sea urchins look super surreal.
What's your favorite fish to eat sushi?


Well, I gotta say blue grenadier. It is cheap, nutritious and super tasty. I have been eating it all my life.

What is your favourite cafe shop?


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cafe called "bar italia" in london. propper italian run cafe that's been there forever, the atmosphere is great. Also it's open almost 24 hours, which is great because there's a somewhat famous jazz club just across the street. They also sell pizza but it's kind of over priced for what it is, would recommend sticking with coffee.

What's your favorite visual novel?


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I checked on this page a few weeks ago
I'm sad that it doesn't seem to be updated anymore


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This is just Range Murata's website. Last update is 2019/12/24, so it's not that much in the past either way.
I guess he would update the page if he went to Comiket, but these have been cancelled.
He also keeps linking to this page, even in the newest artworks.


Don't think it's finished, but I dig the aesthetic


Anyone remember deoxy.org?


Isn't that a Pokemon?


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Talk about what manga you've been reading!

I've been reading an older manga called Yume Tsukai by Ueshiba Riichi. It's about magical shrine maidens with weird powers solving paranormal mysteries and stuff. Fairly standard concept but what makes it good in my opinion is just how crazy and bizarre the stories get, as well as some really fantastic art and a nostalgic sort of comedy. It's sometimes goofy, sometimes quite emotional, and other times borders on Junji Ito-esque horror scenarios. I really like the creepy body horror stuff, and the comedy between the weirdo cast is fun. I especially like the over the top lolicon character.
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I read all of this that's been scanlated thus far while hanging out in a hotel. Very fun manga, and also I will always always fall in love with genki brown tomboys with short hair.


Whatever happened to the one in Bokuben anyway? I seem to remember she was the only one with even a chance against the two main girls, Sensei was by far the best girl but she has less than a snowball's chance in hell.


Why are you in a hotel?


Gonna try to catch up to some of the manga I fell off from following. Namely the one in the OP because it totally slipped my mind.
I was on a mini-vacation.


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This was one of my favourite threads on the old sushichan. Post comfortable audiovisual experiences utilising the WebMatroska container format.

The audio is: Boards of Canada - roygbiv
The video is of San Francisco in 1905.
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I was trying to upload a webm I made, but the site kept saying it had an audio stream on it. This is my first time trying my hand at this, so I'm not sure how to remove it yet.


audio webms are permitted here I think


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Original sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG86D_6qbNc

Song is also in comments for anyone interested.


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waifu generating technology has reached new heights
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Nitori is that you?


wow these are good


The second one is ridiculously pretty, holy crap


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This is the best looking hand I've seen the program draw


It looks like she has an extremely short clawed middle finger.


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What do you guys eat for breakfast?

i usually eat fried eggs, coffee with milk and sometimes i buy something to eat at uni
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Probably this kind, but with a toffee or chocolate filling.

If not, then some made by Nestle, like Chocapic, Nesquik, Kangus. I don't like the company itself, but the cereal's good.

Cap'n Crunch look very sugary indeed!


I don't really eat any "breakfast foods", I usually just save some food from the night before and eat the leftovers. That said, I often eat my breakfast the night before…


Toffee filling? That sounds pretty good.
Breakfast for dinner is fine too


I had a chocolate protein shake for breakfast, mixed it with almond and coconut milk.


Oatmeal with fruit every time on the stove or in the microwave. Bananas are always in it since they're cheap and also frozen berries, which are expensive. Sometimes I'll eat grapes with oatmeal, but never in the oatmeal. I definitely want more variety for my oatmeal. I want flax seeds, mangoes, strawberries, etc.

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