No.19562
>>19559I'll have you know those are a perfectly healthy, normal reaction to the prospect of having your face smothered between sexy Sakuya thighs.
In fact, where is
your reaction to them?
Might you be… Crazy?
No.19564
>>19562That's great! Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no video games
or
games…
unlimited. games.
and no games.
No.19565
>>19563In love with a rat…
Yup, throw this guy in the loonie bin…
No.19575
>>19574wow what is she looking at there
No.19576
>>19575snails love cucumbers
No.19579
>>19574I've had that expression a couple times in my life
No.19587
Whenever I see any gay content online I mentally remember this one chart I saw that graphed (fictional) gay couples into "gay yaoi for men", "gay yaoi for women", "straight yaoi for men", and "straight yaoi for women" and I always want to bring it up to my friends online but I don't because I know 100% for a fact they won't know what I'm talking about.
No.19589
there should be an extension that hides youtube comment section for popular videos or upon detection of the popular jokes
No.19591
>>19589My job blocked comments on YT for security reasons, so I don't even check them now out of reflex. My YT experience has drastically improved.
At home I also use u-blocker to hide recommended videos and the front page.
No.19593
>>19587hooooold on for a second, how can yaoi be straight? :3
No.19597
>>19593Yaoi for straight women is easier to explain. The men look a very specific way and they often look very similar to one another within their media, like how boyband members may have a similar look to themselves.
Straight yaoi for men is harder for me to really explain but the examples I've seen of it has always been from media that either have homoerotic subtext rather than being explicit. Like maybe Batman and the Joker or something. I know someone online who has a better eye for straight yaoi (for men) because he's a heterosexual fudanshi but I don't really understand it all that much.
It's even harder for me to pinpoint "lesbian yaoi" which always throws people off when they see that phrase. You just know when you see it.
No.19598
>>19587I never had a yaoi phase, but I was chronically online as a kid & I know exactly what you're talking about. Even weirder is when you can tell a mainstream piece of media was written by someone who was or is pandering to straight woman yaoi fans. Even weirder when the gay couple is 100% inspired by fanfiction tropes.
No.19600
>>19597okay, thanks
overall eh
i operate under the assumption that yaoi represents the homosexual relationship
its understandable how yaoi could be for homosexual or heterosexual women (though i suppose i never thought about what lesbians would like in yaoi and WHY they would watch it of all things - since they are lesbians and are not supposed to be particularly attracted to men as opposed to heterosexual women) - the yaoi is there to satisfy the heterosexual desire
but (likewise i guess) it's completely beyond me why a heterosexual man would have an interest in yaoi. if it's only an "implied" (like with the "yaoi goggles") yaoi when there is actual no homosexual relationship in place then i do not think it can qualify as yaoi, because there is no homosexual relationship
though if it isn't about the target audience and more about aesthetic to which some imaginary audience is attributed, then it kinda makes sense. tho again eh, gachimuchi is gay, i wouldn't want to call it "straight men yaoi", there is nothing straight about it. likewise, homoerotic subtext isn't enough to qualify as yaoi but even if we accept it, the heterosexual men wouldn't be the audience of that aesthetic, as opposed to the straight women in the opposite quadrant - i suppose it's a bit of a logic degradation overall, like, one could see what you are talking about but it shouldn't be presented like this at all then and no, i cannot get behind the wording of "lesbian" or "straight men" yaoi at all
also on a related note, what kind of "category" would a trap yaoi (like crossdressing, feminization) fall into ? gay men ? straight women ? what if it's something like shota on shota ? yea, i know, super pervy
No.19602
>>19601okay
straight women/gay men yaoi aesthetic categories (which perhaps come together with real audiences much like shoujo/shounen manga does) do make some sense tho, like there is nothing too strict about them but maybe some real people could fall into them (as in the audiences for them)
thankies
No.19603
>>19597Straight women yaoi: the men are all pretty boys.
Gay men yaoi: the men look like actual men, but cute and squishy.
Lesbian yaoi: the men look like scene girls.
Straight men yaoi: the dudes look like dudes, but love each other in ways that could pass for bromance.
No.19609
mmm, what's the difference between a scene boy and a pretty boy?
i feel like there's a lot of overlap.
No.19617
>>19609Aesthetic, really. Scene boys are dark and brooding, while pretty boys have very bright blushy exteriors. But yes, some scene boys can be pretty.
Also I said scene girls, not scene boys.
No.19626
reality is a prison for the mind
No.19645
>>19641What is there to learn?
No.19646
>>19641cafeful, they lie a lot.
No.19659
The IT crowd summarizes how my first internship was. My team was a collection of 40 year old dudes who had no idea how to talk to a 20 year old woman. "It's almost like she doesn't know anything about computers" was probably something they said to each other constantly lol because I knew nothing about tech.
No.19660
>>19645https://youtu.be/UVcpFen5dccI stumbled upon this video and realized that, even though I have some basic knowledge, I have no clue what kind of chord EbM9 is, and how to play it.
I asked Copilot about it, and it broke it down for me. This sparked a two-hour conversation where I asked about different scales and musical patterns, how chords are built, and what intervals they are made of.
No.19669
I spent the entire day styling the hair on a life sized doll I owned.
I haven't been so focused in years, it's kind of scary. Is this the power of Moe?
No.19674
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