No.459
Lollll
No.461
>>460We're good dude. Have fun with that though.
No.463
>>458Take this as a vacation, an opportunity to wash away all the misery and sarcasm of those boards. Stick around a while and lurk on this board, get a sense for the culture. Kindness, optimism, and fun!
> tumbleweedsPost and then go do something, like brew some coffee or go for a walk. Slowboards are better because they give you back your personal time and give you room to think and cool off.
>>462Sushiroll is right, what kind of army were you planning to build here?
Have a nice day sushi ^_^
No.464
>>463Not OP buylt if I could have an army of femboys….
No.465
>revolution i wan't revolution!!!!
sorry OP but going here to start a harsh upheaval of large imageboards is almost as bad as going to /kind/ with the same idea.
No.467
>>462you can't go one post without saying you are gay. you are not nice you are sick, i wouldn't let you stay around children, or me while i'm unconscious or my dog or anything worth a damn
No.469
>>467You don't know me lmao. I post here all the time about all kinds of things. You just only notice when I say something gay. lol.
But I'm not a triproll, so you assume that every gay post is me, because otherwise you'd have to accept the horrifying reality that many rolls like men.
No.470
>>467We're gay, sushi. You're the odd one out. Sorry.
No.473
>>472Naw dog we don't do that here.
No.474
>>473yeah. we is gay, nigga. we be havin outie buttholes in shiet.
No.476
>>458>>460>>467>>471>>472This doesn’t belong on sushigirl. If you don’t like comfy board culture, then you’re free to leave. You’re leading a miserable life and dragging others down with this behaviour. You can be better than this, go out and live a kinder and more fulfilling life than this.
No.477
>>476ok. but i don't think this place is 'kind' or 'comfy' i think its just gay and slow. i like the look of the board, its aesthetically pleasing but the inhabitants are utter queers. I'm not even a /pol/ chud its just you're so gay i can't help but hate you. i want humor, riveting conversation, not whatever this is. you'd better gatekeep this place when 4chan falls or you fags will know first hand what its like to be invaded. though i doubt you really like this board theres nothing fun here.
No.478
>>477>i want humor, riveting conversationBased on what you've posted thus far, I can guarantee you will provide neither of these things.
The thing about 4chan is that they're users are often outrage addicts and little else. Their jokes all tie in to rage, as does their conversation, as does their fun. So many 4chan posts I see are about feeding a constant tantrum, such that it's easy to pick them out when they're outside of their normal context. Think about your first post, and consider why no one here wants to join your crusade.
No.480
>>478i've been scrolling around here, its not good and its slow.
>Think about your first post, and consider why no one here wants to join your crusade.you mean ironic humor? or it being an exaggeration of how i feel ticked off? I hate most people on 4chan because all they do is talk about sex and politics. But at least there are some people who care, are funny and worth talking to. my thread in an ironic twist is the most interesting thing to happen here.
>>479I really didn't do anything wrong. I tend to just be too based and piss off everyone but i've never done anything to get banned, i obey the rules. Its just that i don't even fit in on chans because everyone is such a fag.
No.481
>>475One day I will recreate /nap/
No.482
>>477We gay here. Very gay. Sharpie in butthole gay. We wears programmer socks n shit. In glfact, I'm gaying right now.
No.483
>>481Oooo the ultimate comfy board!
No.484
>>477> the inhabitants are utter queers> I'm not even /pol/Rude. And yes, you are.
> I want humorYour idea of "humor" is bullying people, ranting about "the gays", and posting regurgitated memes.
> riveting conversationI wouldn't call name-calling, self-aggrandizement, and unhinged rants riveting conversation. It's not even a conversation really, you're just talking past people and then pretending you got anything meaningful out of the one-sided exchange. That idea of a "conversation" is a total waste of time.
> you better gatekeep or you'll be invaded >:(Gatekeeping is a sign of insecurity. Raids are fruitless. The hollow warning is pointless anyways. You continue to miss the point of this image-board. If you care to know, then read
https://sushigirl.us/faq/You've been stuck breathing bad air and eating bad food for so long that your response to fresh air and ebi nigiri is that it "smells bad" and "tastes bad". Your idea of fun has been so thoroughly soiled by an endless stream of hatred and discontent that you can't imagine how we can have fun without shouting at each other. Your soul has been polluted by bad vibes, you need to take some time to self reflect and improve, because we all know that you can! You can be better than this. Eating glass didn't work, it's time to try sake and sushi! It's time to start living! Sorry for the harsh words, but you need to understand this. You won't live a fulfilling life continuing what you're doing right now.
Lastly, Remember to keep it cozy!
No.485
>>484>Gatekeeping is a sign of insecurity. Raids are fruitless. The hollow warning is pointless anyways. You continue to miss the point of this image-board. If you care to know, then read https://sushigirl.us/faq/this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard it wasn't a threat, it was a warning. because if you like this board and don't like me then you wouldn't like 1000s of people even worse than me (incels, normies) raping this place into a cesspit.
No.486
>>470>we're gay, sushiyou could be anything. and you chose to be gay. its not even that you are gay its that you have to tell everyone you are. thats called being a california roll. sushi roll is a california roll. i could be gay for all you know. but its not my identity. why? because i have dignity, some self respect and decency.
boards are usually pretty slow. i don't know what to post sometimes. i don't have a good idea. what fills the void is rapid fire shitposting and memes. thankfully theres a never ending supply of people to hate.
No.488
>>486You could be anything, and you chose to be a twerp.
No.490
OP is a sad shell of a human and the thread content doesn't belong on sushigirl. Why isn't the thread in superhell yet?
No.491
>>480>my thread in an ironic twist is the most interesting thing to happen herethe level of narcissism and lack of self-awareness to post this is astounding. I hope someday OP can find the light and stop acting like this…
No.492
>>491if finding the light if being gay i don't wanna find it. and its true this thread is the most to happen in this board. i scroll around looking at posts from last year, sushi roll. don't kid yourself this place is a ghost town and you crusty pedos creeping out of the woodworks to hate me is as good as it gets.
No.493
>>492>This is the most beautiful board I've ever seen>this place is a ghost townHow are those sour grapes buddy
No.494
>>493its a beautiful ghost town, cock addict. why don't you try touching some BOOBs. its pretty radical.
No.495
>>494You know this whole meltdown of yours started because you reacted to me saying that sushichan is full of BI boys, right?
Because we're all bi. We like boobs and cock. It's pretty radical.
No.497
Gayest thread in sushigirl. Btw I'm wearing a big pride flag draped over my shoulders rn. Pls put it to sleep.
No.498
>>494>touch some boobs>banned from wizchanlol
No.499
>>471Holy shit where do you people come from lmao. Leave.
No.500
Did I already mention how gay I am?
No.503
>>501Dawg you are not some charismatic cult leader. You are not a revolutionary. You're a chump. The gays will always win :3
No.508
>>507It's not actually about gayness, it's about OP acting childishly after his attempt to rally a personal army failed. Really, it's best to just stop replying.
No.509
>>507I'm just gayposting to irritate the guy whoe comes and exposes his insecurities in the first place, such are the ways of the internet.
I never discuss gay here or anywhere, I see no point to it, and there's very little gay discussion in sushigirl actually.
Just some rando that got triggered by a casual mention of "gayness" which was a silly joke to begin with.
No.510
>>509You can't irritate trolls by giving them what they want.
It's time to stop replying.
No.512
>>466>"um sorry, sweetie. But your post looks automated;)"this board is just as bad
No.513
What does it say about OP that they have to keep bumping their post, the one that no one cares about or wants to be a part of? They spend all their time in a perpetual tantrum trying to get attention, they scream incoherent nonsense and call themselves great. This 'riveting conversation' that wastes everyone's time and contributes nothing worthwhile is apparently the best thing they have to spend their time on? And on top of all this, they have absolutely no intention to do anything interesting or improve in any way.
I would hope OP could be more, but I don't think they want to.
OP is very sad.
No.514
>>513i have no remorse for fags. 0.
i know a guy who was a pedophile and prison gay. he comes back to 4chan and he says "its all just sex now! wtf we used to have fun here"
let that sink in. a gay pedophile, who openly says he has sex with men on the weekends thinks that people like you are too sexually depraved and soulless. Because he's capable of talking about things outside of sex. you are lower than a gay pedophile.
and its not even like you are in a position to talk like that, mr. dead american sushi connoisseur forum user. typing this while you have gay porn tabs open. its usually some person of higher standing who condescends to people over the internet. Not dorks with AIDs. Somehow you got it in your head that its cool to be gay. your backwards, flipped upside down. i think 5 year old you wanted to be something great. like a superhero or an astronaut. but low and behold you are here. being gay. that used to be cause for bursting out in laughter. you are lost. even more lost than me. you've reduced yourself to a fag.
No.516
>>514Wtf 4chan are you talking about, /b/ has been full of porn since the beginning of the universe. Everything is about sex, always has been.
Conversely, Sushi is a board where very little is about sex. But you keep necroing your own thread to talk about sex. Really tired of talking about sex? Then stop talking about sex. Buzz off. You've said more about being gay than anyone else in this entire thread. Drop it.
No.517
Not sure if OP is doing some convoluted troll or if theyre just genuinely dumb and too internet poisoned