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Today OP got caught singing in the woods. What's up with you?


Really? Thats kind of cute, sushi. Were you just humming a song while walking or fully committed?



I always get kinda embarrassed playing my Japanese music really loud with my windows open whenever I come to a stop sign or red light in town, but I just keep my eyes forward and jam out
Well this video is a blast from the past.


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In the middle I guess, idle but still loud enough and with all the words and notes in place. The atmosphere was like in the beginning part of a fantasy book and I just kind of forgot it wasn't by some remote mountain village and there might be other people around. Wasn't cute, but thanks for making thinking of a reply 10x harder lol

You just love to bring suffering into the world, don't you sushi roll?

>I just keep my eyes forward and jam out
That's the best way to handle this stuff, honestly sushi you're the definition of cool.


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Have made a Tinder account. Just as I thought, it's made me more depressed. Most people the people on there are more shallow than I thought.

The search for interesting people I could shed my sushi rollymity for continues. I have to find some different place…


Isn't Tinder a hookup app? You'd be better off using a platform where common interests are priority instead of attraction. Wish I had an example to give, but I only know of Omegle - which you won't get long-lasting friendships out of.

I'm jealous. The last time I went into the woods, I got chased out by a bee. That was a year ago and I haven't gone innawoods since.


The problem is that there's no place to find people based on common interests that would have a bigger userbase (and also wouldn't be branded as a hookup/dating app, as I don't believe you should start any relationship that way).


Yup, relationships from there usually don't stay. It's impossible to make an account too, so it'd have to be a miracle to actually meet someone worthwhile there.


Keep in mind that people tend to have more shallow profiles than they actually are. Most people feel pretty uncomfortable putting their real self out there, so they tend towards the safer side of things.
Although, this is my experience gathered from apps besides tinder.


I know, I know… some introverts have problems with describing themselves, especially in good light, so they either don't write bios at all, or make them quite uninteresting.
Seems to happen even on apps designed for introverts where you can't even upload an avatar.


I used to get embarrassed doing that but after years of practice I'm actually good enough that I just sometimes break out in loud operatic song while I'm walking around in public or driving with the window down. Ganbare!


I like to find music by going through YT channels that just upload random songs they like. The channels are often just obscure songs so I go in with the mindset everything they upload is obscure. So sometimes they upload popular music without me realizing because I don't know anything about pop culture. Due to this confusion I've called arctic monkeys a 'cool obscure band' in front of music nerds.


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Tbh I feel embarrassed after 50% of conversations anyway, but if we're talking specific times the worst thing I've ever done was a few weeks ago trying to hit on my friend by giving her a pinecone. I realise that doesn't make much sense on it's own, but it didn't make much sense anyway and recalling it in full is psychological masochism.

Heh awesome


Well I haven't heard of that band either so at least you're in good company here.


I always get embarrassed when attractive women swarm around me and compliment me on my handsome looks, muscular physique and large penis


Why the Japanese at the end?


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The Japanese are known for their relentless and unbreakable spirit. It is said that a single utterance of the incantations "ganbatte" or "yareba dekiru" can power them for 72 consecutive hours.


You samachan rolls are alright.


I've actually had this happen, sans large penis, it sounds cool but it's just really unpleasant. Girls please I just want to play my nintendo in peace.


>sans large penis
I hope you find your large penis soon, it sucks to be without it.


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I told a waitress "you too" after she said to enjoy my meal


If I were to mention every embarassing thing I ever made, I could sell a book OP


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So you asked her to have dinner with you? She must think you're pretty cool sushi, did you kiss yet?


y-yeah, exactly that…
We aren't married yet though so we can't kiss


The day was going well, me and my hot girlfriends had this strong guy ambushed from every angle, but later I found a large penis in my soup and I had to hide it in my shirt so my mom didn't see


>at a party
>didn't want to go but I can't say no
>at the party, standing next to "friend", girl joins to talk to friend, friend leaves, i'm there standing in silence with girl, already feel like shit
>anyway couple minutes later I got to take a wizz
>ask someone where it is
>tiny potty under under stairway outside of which are many people
>Can't back down now
>go in
>walls are really thin
>can hear people talking quietly
>start pissing in spurts because nervous, as in starting with pressure and then suddenly stopping
>fuck I'm pretty sure all these people can hear me
>try to hit the side of bowl so it doesn't make any noise
>pee is going all over the toilet now
>finally get it all out after couple minutes
>wipe toilet
>wash hands
>shamefully walk away
not bad


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I saw some old acquaintances today and realised I look like a child. I wish I either looked like an actual man or an actual woman, I probably just don't have enough hormones or something.

…then again I'm cuddling a toy cat as I write this so maybe it's what I deserve


I know how you feel, a couple of days ago I was at a fancy wedding and a really really pretty waitress was offering everyone on my table wine, then she spotted me and asked in a peach flavoured sea glass voice if I'd like some apple juice.


I was uploading something through soulseek and due to my internet occasionally cutting out, they weren't able to conmplete their download and aborted it


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The opposite happened to me a while ago. Bought some small fireworks and the lady at the checkout said "oh your little boys are going to have to much fun with these." I nervously laughed and said "yea I guess so". A couple of the employees said similar things about buying fireworks for my sons while I was browsing.

I'm way too young to have a kid, let alone multiple kids old enough to play with fireworks. I guess I just have that old man energy.


at least you will age well desu


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I have a group chat with my cousins and little brother were we just joke around. On my brothers birthday they thought it'd be funny if they made a collage of all our inside jokes. Stuff like "sushi rolls brother wants to fook sushi roll", a yaoi comic they found funny, etc. They sent it to him using instagram chat along with other normal "happy birthday!" videos.

So my brother was showing the normal "happy birthday" videos to my mom, but since Instagram auto plays between videos she saw the collage by accident. That was worse enough, but she was so disgusted she stopped the car and asked my brother to show the collage. She spent a solid minute looking and asking us about the collage. I manage to make them delete the story and labels it's disappearance as "story's expire!".

I think the most embarrassing part is when it get brought up randomly and I have to dance around the topic. My mom also thinks the cousin who sent it, they're a literal 4.0 GPA perfect kid, is some punk society failed.


Sorry about your mom, it sounds like you have some cool family though, I'm jealous


Tell her to chill the heck out and that it's a joke video.


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You did a Disney princess?


Do you ever repeat random stuff under your breath without meaning to when you're alone? For me usually it's something like "fuck fuck fuck fuck" but also it can just be whatever's on my mind. Earlier I did it with "massive boobs massive boobs massive boobs" and I coughed at the start of "boobs" which made me yell it really loud.


Yeah, all the time, more and more in public too. Sometimes I wonder if I'm losing it.


I don't repeat things, but i do sometimes just talk to myself in public, full blown conversations, as if someone was right there and i was chatting with them.
I feel like it's rehearsal, i'm practising talking about things because I'm so bad at talking in an "improvised" way. So when/if i have to talk about it again to someone, it sounds better and less clunky and i don't sound as retarded.

Very embarrassing if someone catches me practising though.


Whenever I feel like I've successfully contributed to a conversation, or say something that people have a positive reaction to, I always end up continuously thinking about the thing I said, repeating it over and over in my head. I always worry that I'm going to accidentally repeat it again out loud, which would be really embarrassing, but that hasn't happened yet.


Not really without meaning, but I do sometimes tell unnecessary thoughts/awkard memories that pop up to fuck off (or equivalent) out loud under my breath.


>Whenever I feel like I've successfully contributed to a conversation, or say something that people have a positive reaction to, I always end up continuously thinking about the thing I said, repeating it over and over in my head.
Holy shit roll, I do that exact same thing as well, except I have a habit of muttering it under my breath. A few times I've been caught doing it and it's super embarrassing but I'm quite relieved to know I'm not the only person who does this. I wonder why I do it too, I have no idea where I got such a habit…


I do this too!


But what does it mean


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I can't balance on two wheels


It means you're proud of yourself! I often think of jokes I told that landed well much later on and chuckle to myself. It's very normal.


Oh yeah, I can't ride a bicycle and I'm almost 30. Can't drive either (can't park the car specifically, so I know I'll fail the test).


It's really not about balance - once the wheels are spinning they really do the balancing for you. Learning to ride a bike is mostly just learning how to get moving in the first place, everything after that is easy.


That helps; now to get that into muscle memory.


i became so afraid of saying "you too" inappropriately that i decided to just start saying it intentionally to people who wont remember me and then laugh about it. its very fun.
i also respond to menial reasons to be right back such as to get food with "good luck". others laugh at that one with me


I always ask my frens to wish me luck when I go to get some water or brush my teeth or whatever.
I'm sure we'd get along well together!!

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