/lounge/ - sushi social

>>14971
Yeah definitely agree on the point that short hair =/= tomboy. All my sisters have long hair (and as for your mail-order request, sorry, but they're all taken). As for skater/stoner culture, depending on which Euro country you live in, there's probably a stoner culture there too.

Other places to find tomboys is through outdoor sports/activities, so maybe try joining a sports club or a hiking group. But like I mentioned, tomboys in real life are just as diverse as any other demographic, so you can find them in any hobby. I met my first tomboy GF through FGC locals (we broke up, but we're still on good terms). Just be forward and friendly with everyone you meet, and you might come across the right girl some day. People are your best resource, so make friends, and make friends with your friends' friends.

>>14974
Well then 100'000 euros for your ex. Or… Is your mom single?

Ugh, my butt hair is getting tangled in itself again. Looks like I need to put myself in danger and shave it. Pray for me sushis so I do not bleed!

Yesterday was a fine fine day

I wish I could stop lurking imageboards altogether, but the matter of fact is, I don't got any friends.
If there is one thing that keeps me to those places is that there would be someone that would eventually reply to you.
The issue is that most people using these are toxic as all hell. This leads to me trying to find people to talk to on the internet, but they're either too sanitized, or they just ghost me, or in the worst of cases, they just become backstabbers.
And even then I'm not so sure if I just want friends or a gf, because I sure stop being interested in someone when they showcase they're not from the other gender.
Is this how abusive relationships work? Small tidbits of happiness with a whole lot of things that just ticks you off? It's disgusting but I can't escape it, would love to but it feels impossible really

>>14979
If you think everyone else is the asshole…

>>14980
I let myself be stepped over quite frequently, let's not go down that route

>>14980
Let's not accuse each other here. I think we can all agree that imageboards tend to attract the not so savory crowd.

I hate the summer 3:<

>>14976
get a trimmer

>>14985
I used my nose hair trimmer with a guard instead of scissors. I'm reaching new lows.

>>14992
quite literally

>>14951
Now over two weeks in
I wavered for a bit but that's over now
I'm gonna stop counting days soon cause it seems silly, there's no way I'm going back

I have a sudden urge to share my work which I previously lacked.

>>15011
Very pretty

>>15011
Your art looks super familiar! I really like the way you adjusted the colors of the ‘paper cutouts’ to suit the photographs.

>>14404
My cat gave birth to 3 kittens yesterday. I'm very happy.

How do I stop being so lazy?
It takes me like three hours to get out of my bed

>>15017
If I kissu you will you get out faster?

>>15018
I may just make out with you and stay in bed even longer
And maybe do some kinky things as well

>>15019
*mwah* ohayo, sushi-chan. Stop being silly and get up already

>>15015
Post kittens!

>>15020
please tell me you're 2D
if you're 3D you have to tell me, that's how it works
i know my rights

>>15024
Hey!
That sushi is mine, faker!

>>15024
I'm 3D. And available :)

>>15025
Kyaa! Sushis fighting over me. I've never been this popular!!

>>15027
>I'm 3D. And available :)
You can't just say things like that, knowing how most people on the internet are sushi.
Can I talk to you through somewhere else?

>>15027
>3D
ew

>>15028
Sorry, I don't do online friends that well. If you're expecting me to be female… let's say you got your hopes too high m8 ;^)

But I can give you another kissu. Mwah

>>15029
If you view me through a camera, I'll appear 2D!

>>15031
I'M SO DESPERATE TO HAVE COMPANIONSHIP I JUST RISK IT ALL UP POSTING SHIT TO CONTACT ME ON THE INTERNET

>>15032
I'm sorry for teasing you sushi ;(

>>15033
u've shown me that kindness is nothing but a façade
now u gonna pai atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata

>>15031
R u a qt boy or more like a hairy old man?
asking for a friend.

>>15036
A goblin. I look like a goblin.

>>15037
A cute goblin?

>>15037
How much exp do you give? Asking for a friend.

>>15038
Only if you insist

>>15039
I don't have much experience ;)

>>15044
Goblins must be slain.

Goblins must be wife'd

>>15047
Wtf goblins are waifu material now

>>15048
I would a cute goblin, wouldn't you?

Uninstalled Discord from my phone.
Let's see how long I can last without it

>>15056
be strong, man

>>15056
My life just isn't fair sushi.

Now, I am no weeaboo, hell im surprised I even like Rozen Maiden Desu~I've only been watching since like Friday.
The thing is, I think I have fallen in love.
I've seen suiseiseki on sushi for ever, but I never really paid attention to her Desu~After watching the anime I realize there will never be a girl like suiseiseki Desu~This is worse than that guy who likes T-Rex's, I can see porn of suiseiseki, but she was or never will be real.
Every time I think about her I get butterflies in my stomach, I start to turn read and giggly, for the past two days I've done nothing but think about her, If I had to murder my sister in the slowest way possible to be able to make Suiseiseki real, then I would do it in a heart beat Desu~Every night the last thing I think of is Suiseiseki, every morning the first thing I think about it Suiseiseki Desu~My only chance at having her is finding a Christmas-themed Heterochromic, Brunette, dwarf wearing 1800's clothes Desu~It wouldn't be Suiseiseki though Desu~Today a friend of mine, a girl ill have you know, Asked me to be her boyfriend, I sobbed and told her my story Desu~She didn't speak a word, just sat there kind of depressed looking Desu~But I dont care about her, I care about suiseiseki Desu~Nothing appeals to me any more because it isnt her, I haven't eaten, slept, or played my mmorpg's Desu~I just sit here thinking about suiseiseki Desu~I want to be locked in a room, with just a picture of Suiseiseki forever Desu~This way we can be together.
So if you think your life sucks, think of me, sushi.

>>15059
Is this some pasta?
It would make great pasta if it's not.

>>15060
It is pasta.

>>14953
What if you swap genders with your gf(in magic world, not surgery)?

>>14967
But you already have someone really close to you:
"In this life, I am guaranteed to have at least one friend.

So long as I am true to myself, then I can be true to everyone"



What do you love, sushi? What makes you happy?

>>15057
It is hard as shit, I just know nobody really cares about me, so I dunno why I still bother with it.
The withdrawal is tuff

>>15063
>What if you swap genders with your gf
That implies I'd ever have a gf, which will never happen
>In this life, I am guaranteed to have at least one friend. So long as I am true to myself, then I can be true to everyone
Well, I was true to myself, and I just ruined it all. Who I thought was a friend was just a narcissist that disposed me as soon as I became useless to him. I screwed up with a girl, and because I was so rude to her I felt bad about it and told him why I felt like shit, so he decides to ask me for her contact.
Foolishly I do, this girl lived in the same country as me which was already an uncommon thing to happen. Was crazy nice too. Never had a relationship before either because she was raped and thus traumatized but because I was a complete lunatic back then I was a piece of shit to her.
Thanks to me these two are FUCKING like crazy and I almost threw myself to a train because of how much of a used condom I felt like. I gotta work on a website but these two pieces of shit intrude my mind whenever I gotta do something for it, like learning how to work with something or try to fix something.
Some fucker that has 5 years less than me has the guts to pull a complete façade on me, has the money to cross the atlantic, and the absolute balls to ask me if he can spend one night in my house so that he can bounce the bed with her later.
I deleted my discord accounts after this.
>What do you love, sushi? What makes you happy?
Nothing makes me happy. Just endless void and limbo, then rot and maggots 'til i decompose. When I was young I feared I may become like my dad, but you know what? After losing the only person I ever had last year, my mother dying, and then internationally cucking myself, maybe it's not so bad to live like a middle aged fat boomer who only has TV and alcohol as an escapism. Clearly this is my destiny
Maybe being a lazy fuck who only cooks every now and then isn't so bad