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⁑⁐◌◌❀◌◌⁐⁑ 10/16/18 (Tue) 04:28:55 No.1704 [Reply]

In this thread I shall assemble some big ABC's and some little abc's. I shall not do so to present evidence to prove a point, but rather I shall prove that I do not wish to prove a point.

I destroy the drawers of the brain, and those of social organisation: to sow demoralisation everywhere, and throw heaven's hand into hell, hell's eyes into heaven, lto reinstate the fertile wheel of a universal circus in the Powers of reality, and the fantasy of every individual.

⁑⁐◌◌❀◌◌⁐⁑ 10/16/18 (Tue) 04:32:34 No.1705

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>>1704
Morality has determined charity and pity, two balls of fat that have grown like elephants, like planets, and are called good. There is nothing good about them. Goodness is lucid, clear and decided, pitiless toward compromise and politics. Morality is an injection of chocolate into the veins of all men.

✂︎ 10/16/18 (Tue) 04:38:40 No.1706

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We want novelty. We are human, we are amusement, impulsiveness, and vibrant attempt to crucify boredom.

At the crossroads of the lights, alert, attentively awaiting the years.

° 10/16/18 (Tue) 06:01:32 No.1709

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I have no right to drag others into my river, I oblige no one to follow me and everybody practices in his own way. But the door remains open to the possibility of wallowing in cushions and good things to eat.

Anonymous 11/26/18 (Mon) 01:57:54 No.1807

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Notes From The Wired (Redlight Manifesto)

everything in the universe has a frequency, a resonance.
everyone in the universe has a private trap, that only they can see
I will wish you luck but first I will say 3 things:
1. I hate phrases and people who spout phrases. But mostly people who spout phrases.
2. I hate small talk and people who constantly small talk. But mostly people who constantly small talk.
3. I love justice, truth, and true comradeship, and all of humanity on an equal footing.

I know, greater than those who would consider themselves cultivated and decent, what is sublime and beautiful!

I live, or love to fall into the common routine, that which is life.
I despise, or hate with terror any form of eccentricity in myself.
I am more highly developed because I love to be the most cowardly and slave-like.
Not only do I fancy this, but I am in fact the most coward and slave-like.
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Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 20:25:08 No.1786 [Reply]

sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan sushichan

spent two racks on a new game
mai waifu luh do cocaine

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 21:07:14 No.1787

I checked his verse on Gucci Gang and what the fuck, amazing something so low effort is selling so well. Marxists won.

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 22:15:47 No.1788

>>1787
>Marxists
Yea… the Marxists are the reason that Gucci Gang makes bank and not the people who like their music.

Here's a quotable, for every single record exec,
Get yo fuckin' hands outta muh waifu, nigga, like Malcolm X!

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 22:17:55 No.1789

>>1787
Music doesn't have to be complicated or have deep lyrics. The human brain enjoys rhythm. Basic rhythms are the most accessible for large audiences. It's not a book, it's a song. A song doesn't need to be meaningful. Instrumental music is proof of that.

I don't really like Lil Pump, but let's not pretend that every song has to be extremely intellectual.

Only liking "smart" music just comes off as boring and pretentious. I'd rather listen to fun and silly music. Not everything has to be super serious all the time.

>>1788
Immortal Technique rubs me the wrong way. It sounds like he's trying way too hard to sound smart and well-versed in political issues when really it's just mediocrity dressed up with a thesaurus. Reminds me of Rage Against The Machine or Banksy. Political issues summed up in overly-simplified sound bites that sound good to dilettantes.

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 22:54:49 No.1790

>>1789
>It sounds like he's trying way too hard to sound smart and well-versed in political issues when really it's just mediocrity dressed up with a thesaurus.

That was the reason I posted a song of his, to mock the idea of "smart music". I used to love his raps until I realized he just talks big and isn't that clever. I'd rather hear "stupid" music than "smart" music any day.

Anonymous 10/31/18 (Wed) 05:41:10 No.1791

>>1788
>>1789
I was half-serious, half-joking. I completely understand the concept of something being catchy.

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Anonymous 10/09/18 (Tue) 02:47:43 No.1686 [Reply]

It's October. Let's talk about uncomfy, creepy experiences. Just today, I was at the grocery store with my grandma and this man starts asking me if I was racist and telling that I seem like a "cool guy" and he tries to separate me from my kinda slow walking and in pain grandma telling me that someone from Texas didn't have enough money for gas and that we should go together to get money for this guy from the ATM. This guy was super sketchy and I walked away back to my party, paid for our food and got the fuck out of there. I've been kinda on edge for the rest of the day. I'm fine with helping people within reason but the way he was trying to get me alone was horrible. What was truly scary was the fact that I'm sure he picked me because I looked weak, stupid, and easily to fool plus he talked about how the world is full of nothing but selfish people and I should donate money randomly because "God will pay you back" or whatever.

I hope no one else fell for his tricks. And on the very low chance there was a Texas man with no money and stranded near the store, I hope he is okay. Fuck scammers though.

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Anonymous 10/22/18 (Mon) 01:54:36 No.1743

>>1742
Oh man, I'm the OP, that reminds me of another uncomfy experience. I was at work and a customer calls me looking for a certain item. I get a cordless phone but I think I either misplaced it or couldn't use it so I used the corded phone and had to walk away. Once I found the information they needed I picked up the phone to hear the guy being verbally abuse to his girlfriend talking about how he is the man. I freeze since I'm not sure how to approach this at all, after a few minutes I say, "Hello?" and then tell the guy what he needed and I get, "Okay, thanks buddy!!" All cool and everything even though I just heard this girl shouting "quit it!" and him being really terrible. It was just terrible.

Anonymous 10/22/18 (Mon) 17:22:27 No.1746

>>1743
I had a shituation like that once too. Customer came to my counter to complain about the treatment he got from one of my coworkers a few days earlier. I don't exactly remember what his real complaint was about, but throughout going on about "our new contrymen", so it made me wonder if his complaint was about the treatment, or about his golden brown skin and exotic accent. Told him to leave and not come back until he had fixed his attitude.

I was scared about how my boss would react when he would find out, but turned out he was totally cool with it.

If it weren't for some of these abusive people, retail work could be pretty enjoyable.

Anonymous 10/23/18 (Tue) 01:25:02 No.1747

>>1687
One of the best tricks is to just stay in motion. Keep walking to wherever you were going at a good pace, don't stop and talk to them. Just today two younger guys walked up to me outside a check cashing place asking for cash for bus fare. I said something along the lines of "Sorry I can't a coworker borrowed some cash from me today good luck bye" and got in my car; they never got a word in edgewise. Terrible as it is, I'm asked for money from strangers on a near-daily basis and I'm almost entirely desensitized to their plight. It's hard enough for me to get along without giving cash to everyone who asks.

Anonymous 10/25/18 (Thu) 06:57:16 No.1774

>>1693
A little advice about the hallucinations:
When you wake up, keep your eyes closed at first and move around. Rolling back and forth a couple times is good. I haven't woken up to a hallucination in months but I used to get them all the time. If you do have one, just get up and ignore it instead of staring at it.
Lastly, don't be afraid to see a psychiatrist about any of this, especially if it gets worse. They're around to help and won't force anything on you (unless you're dangerous).

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 11:29:54 No.1785

my worst experience was alcohol withdrawal syndrome
nothing beats delirium tremens and feeling of dying
well actually I was literally dying, not just "feeling" it

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Roommate Issues Anonymous 10/17/18 (Wed) 20:59:49 No.1729 [Reply]

My roommate is accusing me of conspiring against him, even though I'm not. What should I do?

Here's the thing: he smokes weed. I do not give a shit that he smokes weed. I don't snitch on people for something like smoking weed. I overheard him saying he thinks I am trying to get him caught. He mentioned that he thinks I am scattering ashes somewhere (what?), sending him a letter (it sounded like scam mail, but he's blaming me for it), etc.

I have had a lot of roommates before, but none of them have ever been paranoid like this.

Also: he didn't say this stuff to my face. I am kind of shy and anxious so I don't really talk to people much, except when it's really necessary. I just overhead him complaining about me.

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Anonymous 10/20/18 (Sat) 17:39:09 No.1738

>>1737
I have two roommates because I'm a broke millennial and cost of living is cheaper when you share rent and utilities. So yes, I kind of do need to live with other people.

Anonymous 10/20/18 (Sat) 23:42:30 No.1739

>>1738
Do you need to be living with him, that's what I'm asking. Who has the place and bills in their name and is there anyone who you could move in with or move into his spot with 30 days notice?

Anonymous 10/21/18 (Sun) 19:41:46 No.1740

>>1729
this is what weed does to people. Can you try to get a new roommate?

Anonymous 10/21/18 (Sun) 20:28:57 No.1741

I would let him explain his worries in detail, then point out that there is no reason for me to plot against him and no profit and finally would offer to go out of his way as much as possible, if that makes him happy (passive aggressive threat). He might overthink his behavior, depending on how close you are.

Also >>1740
If he is smoking heavily every day, that could really be a cause. I remember fleeing to the bathroom when the door bell rang in my green days.

Anonymous 10/22/18 (Mon) 15:42:04 No.1745

>>1729
For some people, weed can trigger schizoid paranoia and even full blown schizophrenia.
He has simply smoked too much weed and needs medical attention. If you can't get him to care otherwise, you should actually snitch.
This type of stuff can ruin lives, and I've seen it happen many times in my own family.

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Strokes Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 16:29:42 No.1579 [Reply]

Air bubbles and dissolved air in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people.Strokes and deaths.

Anonymous 08/14/18 (Tue) 20:40:14 No.1580

You know, if you kept this down to just a post every two weeks, nobody would mind. Sure, you can respond to people if they reply to you, but your vanguard of shitposts needs to be quality over quantity or you'll crash and burn.

This one was kinda gruesome, not as jokey as the others. I like the creative direction you're taking with this series of posts, I hope you listen to my advice because you have talent and I want to see what else you can come up with, when the time is right.

Anonymous 08/15/18 (Wed) 17:24:50 No.1581

evocative

Anonymous 08/25/18 (Sat) 02:39:06 No.1587

>>1580
I would also like to apologize for not recognizing what you were trying to do sooner. I thought you were a spambot, not an artist.

Anonymous 10/08/18 (Mon) 00:52:44 No.1684

People are being annoyed, idiots, apartments, papers, morons, ink wasters, loners, virgins, dipshits, bottom feeders, toilet scums, mouth breathers, unemployed, ei collectors, shampoo non-users, greasy hairers, severus snapers, crooked nosers, cockroachers, mouldy food collectors, I saw you going through the garbage outside-ers, seaweed wrap, rotten eggs, balding, impotent, ball-less, hamsters.

Anonymous 10/08/18 (Mon) 14:26:48 No.1685

>>1684
Not great. You need more -ed words, you only have the first section, plus it doesn't relate to anything in the thread. That's the problem with jokes online, they get told once and are then doomed to become memes.

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Anonymous 02/11/17 (Sat) 21:02:26 No.594 [Reply]

merorin was here, you guys are california rolls

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Anonymous 01/29/18 (Mon) 02:18:11 No.1296

>>1294
I didn't tell you about this place so you could troll it

Anonymous 01/29/18 (Mon) 03:41:14 No.1297

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California seems like a place that would have nice sushi

D 09/18/18 (Tue) 05:38:02 No.1642

>>1297
It's ok I've heard. Hawaii has better sushi.

Anonymous 09/18/18 (Tue) 14:12:17 No.1643

>>1297
My experience in the bay area.
For high end sushi, it has some super fancy places like Sawa that are very well regarded.

For a little pricy but not high end, its about the same as anywhere, maybe a little better than $30 sushi meals I've had in the midwest, but its all frozen anyway, I don't think its inherently better.

There are cheaper sushi places that are super adorable. I love Happy Sushi in Sunnyvale for its Dos Spicy roll, which has spicy tuna, spicy crab salad, tempura jalapenos, and a hot sauce.

Anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 02:58:15 No.1682

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>>1643
that feel when no tempura jalapeños

feels hungry man

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Anonymous 09/15/18 (Sat) 17:45:59 No.1641 [Reply]

WAKE UP. YOU'RE IN A COMA. THIS ISN'T REAL.

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Anonymous 09/27/18 (Thu) 21:54:42 No.1669

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One of the strangest dreams was where I was having sex with a faceless woman. She had pale skin and was sorta like pic related in terms of body shape. But again, she had no face and when I was about to penetrate her, I woke up. It was pretty hot, even though I like dark skin more than pale skin, a hot, sexy dream with woman is still hot.

Anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 15:46:26 No.1679

>>1669
Did the faceless woman also have to pee?

Anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 17:29:09 No.1680

>>1679
No, I don't really get why I woke up though. I am a virgin so I don't have anything to relate to as far as sex but that makes no sense because all of the foreplay of me licking her and sliding my dick over her pussy.

Anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 10:00:50 No.1681

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>>1669
Whenever I'm about to have intercourse in a dream, I can't get a stable erection, even in lucid dreams, so stick with cuddling most of the time which is pretty enjoyable for someone, who has no physical contact to other human beings in waking life.

Anonymous 07/24/21 (Sat) 02:01:03 No.3482

Here he is
The biggest douche in the universe
In all the galaxies

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FAKE NEWS Anonymous 09/02/18 (Sun) 03:42:03 No.1617 [Reply]

God it would be cool if this story was for real. Post other clickbait goodness ITT

Anonymous 09/25/18 (Tue) 11:37:22 No.1664

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https://www.animemaru.com/local-theater-caught-showing-kokoro-connect-instead-of-your-name/

Anonymous 09/27/18 (Thu) 18:16:42 No.1667

Chinese heiresses are getting married,wedded,betrothed,wifed,dowries,bridal veils,home-making and becoming vastly wealthy,well-to-do,rich,loaded,upper-class,pecunious,elite,comfortable,genteel,Rolex,Swiss bank accounts,tax evasion,offshore, and cuisine.

Anonymous 09/27/18 (Thu) 23:44:19 No.1670

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>>1667
This meme will be the one to rule them all. I can feel it.

Anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 15:14:07 No.1677

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>>1670
and the actual bots will love it

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Anonymous 12/28/17 (Thu) 09:58:32 No.1239 [Reply]

This girl is strong as hell.

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Anonymous 05/27/18 (Sun) 03:18:03 No.1531

>>1528
Sorry man, I tried. I even gave it a couple extra days. Now we're on to the next stupid thing.

Anonymous 06/12/18 (Tue) 19:54:53 No.1541

>>1540
why is this spammer only in this thread? weird.

Anonymous 07/13/18 (Fri) 06:19:59 No.1559

>>1487
thanks for posting that .gif, I've been using it to check up on how gay I am. Every 4-5 days, just clicking on it, watching it, asking myself how I feel about it. Still very berry gay, but we must remain ever vigilant against thoughtcrime, so my routine remains.

Anonymous 07/27/18 (Fri) 07:45:08 No.1568

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This girl was wrong as hell.
RIP James Hetfield's mom.

Anonymous 09/04/18 (Tue) 00:03:09 No.1619

More ghost bumps, huh? Dirty ghosts, sneaking in here to steal jobs from hardworking American shitposters. Have a bump.

GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY STUPID GHOSTS

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Anonymous 08/25/18 (Sat) 02:20:43 No.1585 [Reply]

I hate it when I'm reading some shitty news article about some dead asshole and they can't actually come up with any reason this stiff had to live or for us to care about them, so they come up with the same old generic shit you could say about anyone "[deader] was [at least one trait that's supposed to be positive], liked [thing generally agreed to be enjoyable], and [at least one of his close genetic relatives] was sad."

The only real sad thing here is how absolutely superfluous and cookie cutter the majority of humans lives are. Hell even getting some mention in a newspaper after you die is more than most people will accomplish, most people's lives don't even amount to that much.

Anonymous 08/25/18 (Sat) 02:35:58 No.1586

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I feel you, the common threads visible in all of our lives make them feel less meaningful, but I would be careful to rank garnering the attention of others as an accomplishment. I am more accomplished than Chris-Chan will ever be, and I'm just some sushi roll you probably won't hear from ever again. Have a nice life by the way.

Anonymous 08/25/18 (Sat) 06:42:13 No.1588

>>1586
>>I am more accomplished than Chris-Chan will ever be, and I'm just some sushi roll you probably won't hear from ever again.
Fair enough
>Have a nice life by the way.
You too mate.

Anonymous 08/25/18 (Sat) 11:26:15 No.1589

There's been so much edgy stuff around recently. Society is dumb this death would be a sweet release that. What is going on?

Anonymous 08/25/18 (Sat) 22:39:25 No.1594

The whole purpose of these ads is to inform people who might care about their old colleague or school mate, but weren't in touch enough to get contacted directly by the bereaved.

Old people use to check the newspaper for familiar names. If they can connect a name to a face, they usually remember the time they spent with this person as well, so there is no need to write a résumé.

Anonymous 08/28/18 (Tue) 02:16:52 No.1609

"I'm not like the other people! I'm unique and special" -Everyone, including OP, probably.

In fact, it's not hard to be unique. There are so many combinations of things in our lives that the odds of someone else having the same job, taste, skills, life experiences, etc. is pretty much nil.

If someone asked you 33 yes or no questions about yourself, there would be 2^33 unique combinations, or over 8 billion. And there's more than just 33 yes or no decisions in life.

But uniqueness shouldn't be conflated with quality. You can have a meaningful life even if it isn't super different. Conversely, a different life doesn't necessarily imply that it's good.

Just enjoy your life and stop giving a shit about whether you're special or not. Life's too short to give a shit about dumb things like that.

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