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Captchas didn't work. Sticking to janitors while we try to think of something else.

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 No.1169[Reply]

Tell me your secrets! I wont tell anyone, so it will be a secret between us. We will be conspirators of the internet death cult.

I prefer sniffing on books over reading them. They just smell so delicious.
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 No.1583

>>1582
Sorry, I'm different. I've mostly accepted that it's not going to happen, but thanks anyway.

 No.1584

>>1583
No problem. I know it's a shit spot to be in, no matter what decision you end up making. As always, we're here for you sushi

 No.1596

>>1582
I don't know if this is who you're talking about but >>>/lounge/3895 is me.
As it turns out, I won't be getting on it soon after all, mid-2019 is looking to be the earliest. Oh well!

 No.1606

>>1596
Ah shit. Don't count your chickens until their titties grow out I guess. Good luck to you, though :)

 No.1608

>>1606
Lmao, yeah, thanks sushi



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 No.1573[Reply]

Recreating various outside crisis situations or not results in invisibility and speed,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.The things in the spectrums that have the opposite affect of the things in the spectrums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc and there's the others in the middle.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces and necks into hideous monsters.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,working,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and people are waking up in this place and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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 No.1567[Reply]

Hey Sushis, how many people burn alive every day?

Is that something that science has quantified? Can we pull up any people-burning studies on scihub? How many people burn to death without being reported? How sad and lonely, to burn to death without anyone there to record it for LiveLeak or lol at you.

I hope my death will at least merit a chuckle or two, whether or not it involves fire. Maybe I'll be dying in my sleep with a booger hanging out of my nose, give me something nice and undignified like that and I'll die a happy man.

 No.1571

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It is okay to burn with passion.

 No.1572

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>>1571
What if I have a passion for getting burned?

Like, should I use shampoo? Seems like that worked for that schizo guy two threads down, but I don't want to go bald….



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 No.551[Reply]

Gondola
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 No.555

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>>554
I have certain states of mind and certain things can click me into different states.
Songs and images do this especially often.
Sometimes I'll listen to a particular song and it will momentarily revert me back to the feeling of when I was at school.
Trains and stations are probably my favourite one. They make me feel elated sometimes
This is essentially "back when life was good" (even though I know my mind subconsciously blocks out the bad) moments, and I really treasure them. Though it's often incredibly wistful.

Anyway, Gondola is very good at inducing these feels sometimes, so that's why I like them.

Sorry for semi-offtopic.

 No.556

Gondola is cool and stuff, but how is this related to the topic? There is also a gondola thread in /lounge/.
https://sushigirl.us/lounge/res/578.html

 No.557

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I made a shitty gondola doodle

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 No.1566

>>557
I like it, sushi :)



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 No.1561[Reply]

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.

 No.1562

Why do the overlords want us to be bald?

 No.1563

>>1562
Bald people look like babies, it kinda fits with the whole nanny state groove.

 No.1564

of course food kills us. so does air, slowly. they run the systems in our body till they fail and we keel over. but hey, i can still play video games right? so its whatever



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 No.1551[Reply]

Where's the sweat?Feeling hot?Where's the tan? The soap's are causing a throbbing burning feeling in the face.39 million people are dying.39 million deaths.39 million murders.

 No.1553

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What's up soap man?

 No.1556

Goddamn soap murderers ruined my city.



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 No.1543[Reply]

Testing my permaban

I'm not supposed to have one, but when I finally am permabanned I'll be ready to test the shit out of that shit.

 No.1544

Hmm, are you the dude posting porn spam in the strong as hell thread?

 No.1545

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Seems like Vince has a case of the Mondays.



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 No.1536[Reply]

Nigged out

 No.1537

>>1536
(rizon #sense_of_fun)
raid on gaia
hav fun



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 No.1442[Reply]


People are being poisoned,burned,infected,numbed,blinded,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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 No.1506

>>1502
ewww

 No.1507

>>1476
I think this is what's wrong with my hair and why I have an extreme case of dandruff. What exactly did you do to clear up your problem?

 No.1508

>>1502
Also I used to way back when I was in middle school. I looked around the classroom and was like guys, I'm making it snow! Other kids instantly thought I was absolutely disgusting. One girl tried to report that I had lice and a nurse came in with gloves while making me sit to deal with her going through my head in front of the entire class. No wonder my social life is nothing now days.

 No.1512

>>1507
Use a shampoo that doesn't suck. Something harsh, salicylic acid will burn your fucking flakes away.

I also used to rub olive oil in my hair, to kind of keep it moist and to glom up junk in my hair and on my scalp.

 No.1515

>>1442
lmao shampoo is for nerds my hair is strong and grows an inch every week. also sometimes when i scratch it white flakes or something fall out, dunno what that's all about, but a nice party trick
>>1452
just drink from pubic fountains



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 No.1145[Reply]

What is this guy feeling? His facial expression looks complex.
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 No.1412

I think he is stoned

 No.1413

He's shocked and amazed by all of the strong and long girls in the next thread over.

 No.1478

He looks like he's wondering how he managed to piss off his girlfriend this time.

 No.1480

It looks like something sudden happened that broke his worldview and he is very upset and confused, like someone said to him 'nice nips' and he realised that he has never worn a shirt in his whole life and how could this have happened.

 No.1481

>>1412
I lost.



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